getting a tattoo that says I 🤎 SLOP

need a dude with pecs/moobs bigger than my body

obsessed with the concept of neet x neet rn

two big fat neet gaymers who constantly fuck and huff each other

can a big fat bara warthog dude just fuck me already tbh

need a man 5 feet taller than me

glasses are the hottest accessory ever

seeing a boys fat ass and referring to it as a “toilet destroyer” is one of the hottest things imaginable,,,

i get painfully hard whenever i shit

i jerk off for not even a minute and it already smells awful

when his whole body jiggles just from being fucked,,,

my ass should be the biggest part of my body

can i fuck the underside of your moobs please. oh cool thanks

kinda need someone to take a hyperdump on my face and bury me in their disgusting semisolid shit tbh

everyone should immediately gain 300 pounds

never ask a man why his pokemon team only consists of six lvl 100 male scolipedes that only know the move ‘Sludge Bomb’

my fingers constantly smell like dick and nut

every scolipede can and should be mpreg-ed as heavily as possible

lqrt has me in such a huge mood. if im playing roblox my avatar’s ass should balloon to comical sizes and everyone should be able to stop me in whatever im doing in the game to loudly fuck my sloppy ass. i think that would be cool

this but pokemon… i think i should be able to let my scolipede out of his pokeball every now and then to let him shove my head up his big unclean shitter and fart down my throat

my scolipede shits so much even when i put him back in his pokeball the thing just constantly leaks brown sludge. not entirely sure how to deal with this

middle aged men,,,,,,,

asscheeks so big i can live in them

my bad posture only makes my ass look fatter

need to be anal vored tbh

tried to play pokemon earlier but i forgot i had a scolipede on my save and i genuinely got so horny i just had to drop it and jerk off

came in my undies and didnt even bother cleaning up

hear me out,,, seismitoad

need to be 500 pounds with massive amounts of cellulite

staring at my own ass in the mirror and getting hard

id fuck the absolute shit out of bowser

wish i could scroll on my phone or play games whilst constantly having an ass on my cock. i need to be constantly fucking an ass

currently manifesting a thousand scolipede dudes to take turns sitting on me

if a boy ever told me to sniff his farts id fall to my knees immediately and shove my nose against his ass

i rub my butt on everything i own

my cock loves stimulation so much its crazy

my balls need a nose under them

just wrapped one of said dirty smelly socks around my cock and used it to jerk off. i think i peaked tbh

bump

ive been jerking off for hours and im still drooling and groaning like i just started

in a big laundry mood tbh i need a pile of stinky used undies and gross yellow socks i can plant my face in

i should let out like 20 pounds of sloppy shit into my pants and then slam it on someones face tbh

consuming more than twice my daily calorie intake and jerking off and burping

sniffing the undies of a boy who hasnt done his laundry for months,,, mguh

nearly all of my socks have huge holes in them atp and i cant help but think this only strengthens my gooner aura and aesthetic

stuck my hand in my crack and it came out dripping. cannot get over just how swampy my butt constantly is

attention all fat neet losers please lift up your moobs so i can lick the sweat up underneath. thanks

more objects should have fuckable holes. i need to never be more than 5 feet away from an object with a built in ass to fuck tbh

wish i could fuck my own ass so bad

big puffy arceus hole needed instantly tbh