Today I will be mostly looking after this.

THE FUCK YA DOING, YA SHAFT. TAKE THAT OFF HIM.

Afternoon in the boozer, homemade pizza and a glass of vino with football on the telebox. Life's good.

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oh now HERE is a rabbit hole

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Well after a week of complete inactivity the pain in my left chest ive had for a month has disappeared, so I'm going with muscle pull and not a heart problem. I'll find out tomorrow when I go digging down the allotment .

The story* goes they worked out its structure and had a large model made of it. They covered it over and wheeled it out in front of a waiting world at a press conference. When the time was right they whisked off the cover and shouted....... "DNAAAAAAAAA!" #IThankYaw #ImHereAllWeek *Made up

Only watched this like 30 times.

This is just a stream of consciousness, really. I’m not building toward some grand point or profound conclusion. Just thinking out loud about something that’s been on my mind lately, and I don’t quite know where I’m going with it….

Well, this just made me evening, and even warmed that lump of carbon I’ve got for a heart.

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'

What is so special about the number 40 for so many drivers? Is it mystical? 30 zone drive 40 40 zone drive 40 50 zone drive 40 60 zone drive 40.

A movie you've seen more than seven times as a gif

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

You know when Terry Pratchett said 'It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works'? Yeah, he meant this.

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I for one did not see this coming

Making chutney again today. 1ltr of malt vinegar cooking for 1 and 1/2 hours is going make the house smell wonderful. Honest.

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Started digging over 1 of the plots today to ready it for winter. Currently sitting here realising I just passed 53.

You know, nuclear armageddon cannot come quick enough. What an utter fucking cunt.

So I no longer have hearts on Duolingo, I have a charge bar. It starts at 25 and every correct answer I give it drops by one. No idea how many it drops if I get one wrong. So I just did 3 lessons and had to watch 6 ads to recharge my bar. It stays full on Superduo. Wrong way to try to get me to pay

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Who could have predic- wait a moment, I'm getting a memo...

Raining tomorrow, I have plans. Pickling Beetroot Apple and Pear chutney Green tomato chutney. The house is going to stick of vinegar.

I dredged some chicken in flour earlier and left the bowl of flour unattended on the worktop. In the meantime, a person or persons unknown, broke into the house and knocked it onto the floor. Maggie knows nothing about how this could possibly have happened….

A story in three parts

“I want that one,” said the kid in the dirty SpongeBob t-shirt, a malevolent look on his pinched face. Donald saw a single, sticky finger pointed right at him, and his creamy filling went cold. He let out a scream as the square of wax paper closed around him like a death shroud.

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Being under this anticyclonic gloom fir a few days is doing my arthritis bo good. Even the heating isn't firing. Think it may have to be first fire of the late year.

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Blimey. I'm not an expert in television production, but that seems a LOT of episodes.

Not as many as some visits, but some nice pieces. #Jurassiccoast #Dorset

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Thinking about Christmas presents for my wife. Does anyone know what it smells like?

At Tout valley sculpture park. Stunning views.

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Yes. Top Gun Maverick is on Film4. I will be occupied for the next few hours.

That was a brutal set of steps.

Bumper year for sloes. Every tree is heaving up with fruit.

Walking around Charmouth. Golden Cap in the distance.

Have hammer, will travel. Time to head out fossil hunting as tide is on its way out. #Dorset #Jurassiccoast

Not sure staying in a caravan on the Jurassic Coast tomorrow is a good idea. But the positive side of me is thinks that the storm could wash some new fossils down. Every cloud.

Amazon have removed the guns from their Bond posters, giving the tantalising impression that Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan think you’re a wanker.

<Punch and Judy voice> That’s the way to do it!