Maybe this weirdo should try giving birth once or twice before telling other people to.

And he turned out so normal!

There's no patriot like a Monaco-based patriot.

This is both sad and hilarious.

He DEFINITELY only spoke to Epstein once, and only outside his apartment. Okay, he ran into him TWICE, but that’s IT. Well, he only ran into him twice in the HALL, that is. His yacht also kind of completely unexpectedly landed on rape island at lunchtime, so of COURSE he had lunch. Who wouldn’t?

23 of the 24 contracts given to Palantir was done by Tories from 2020. Polanski's not done any homework again and no-one's challenging him, least of all the interviewer of course as they'll accept anything that blames Labour for everything. It's wet and cold today, definately Labour's fault.

"Good morning, class. Today we're going to be learning how to make as much noise as possible in the middle of the night for absolutely no reason whatsoever"

"Welcome to Home Depot. Go and find it your fucking self"

There are sunsets that are less predictable than him doing this.

When you're having a shower in winter and accidentally turn on the cold water.

"Technically speaking, the missing chicken is still in the fridge"

😂

Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries. One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home. Abolish the billionaire class:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"No I'm fine, you just make sure you get your fucking video first"

Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for too long instead of getting ready.

RELEASE ALL THE EPSTEIN FILES

What the Epstein files reveal more than anything is a gilded elite who believe the rules and laws don't apply to them. The test of our times is do these bastards end up in jail www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Friday Be Posting Equines

Art by Michael deAdder

EXC: I can reveal the contents of a memo by Labour peer Lord Maurice Glasman in January 2025 warning Number 10 it was making a mistake to hire Mandelson - sent to Starmer’s chief of staff, Morgan McSweeney. www.ft.com/content/584a...

Alex Pretti’s death ruled a homicide by Minnesota medical examiner

BREAKING: Peter Mandelson resigns from Labour to avoid causing "further embarrassment" to party as result of Epstein links.

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

President Trump, your Melania movie has bombed

"Vote for Matt"

When you've explained the rules of hide and seek eight times and he still doesn't get it.

"OH AND ANOTHER THING"

Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out

When they say they love you despite all your faults but you weren't aware you had any.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

At this rate, he'll have to release the Epstein files to get people to stop talking about Minnesota.

Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.

nobody knows what a full grown greg bovino looks like.... only the larval stage has ever been photographed

If that's what they're willing to do in public, while being filmed, what do they do behind closed doors? www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

Old Soviet joke came to mind. Bloke goes to a newstand every day, scans front pages, then walks off. One day seller asks -Why do you do this? Walk up, look at the front pages & walk off. What are you looking for? -An obituary -They aren't on the front pages. -The one I'm looking for will be.

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