SUPREME COURT RULES TRUMP'S TARIFFS ARE ILLEGAL

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The US is now officially living through the final scene of CHINATOWN on an endless loop. IYKYK

As it turns out, the "Board of Peace" is just a real estate redevelopment for the super-rich, built on stolen land. So basically, at it's core, it's ethnic cleansing dressed up in diplomatic terms. This is beyond disgusting and immoral.

Trump's entire negotiating skills: 1) Charm offensive - welcome, have a drink, how do you like your steak? 2) Here's what I want. Give it to me. 3) You're not gonna? Then I'll hound & bully & threaten you & maybe impose punitive tariffs 4) If I don't get it I just walk away & claim victory anyway

It's great that the US government supports the right of citizens to protest the government and its damaging, immoral policies. IN IRAN. NOT HERE.

Not a drag queen, not LGBT, not a trans woman. Yet another "Christian."

The US is illegally attacking another nation for no reason other than the mental and character defects of our President and his aides. Our military is carrying out those strikes apparently without hesitation. What we are doing is indefensibly, undeniably and deeply wrong.

If you are a foreign president who commits crimes overseas, America will come get you, arrest you, and lock you up. But if you are a US president who commits crimes here in the United States, America will give you immunity from prosecution, reelect you, and bribe you with billions of dollars.

Trump is a documented fraud. His companies destroyed documents against court orders. He flushed documents down the White House toilet. His administration covering-up the Epstein files is just par for the course for this convicted felon.

The new US National Security Strategy reads better in either the original Russian via which it was dictated or the 1930s vintage German in which it was based. It makes Putin and Stephen Miller the architects of US foreign policy. The big loser? Our allies. The big winner? China.

Thousands have promised to leave NYC if Zohran Mamdani wins. That means their apartments will be available.

The Trump regime's Orwellian layers run deep. Now they're censoring scientific studies showing that right-wingers disproportionately conduct more terrorism.

These are the people who suddenly tell us we have to "tone down the rhetoric."

The point of Trump's quest to intimidate his critics seems to be to make everyone feel vulnerable to a dawn raid on the one hand, or being kidnapped and disappeared by masked agents on the other.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

Not a drag queen, not a trans woman, not a gay man - another Christian sexual predator, but don't expect the Christians screaming about drag queens, trans women & gay men to do anything about this because the call is coming from inside the church.

You’ll learn a lot about how seriously Americans take the words “freedom” and “liberty” by how they think transgender folks should be made to live. Now on Substack: johnfugelsang.substack.com/p/land-of-th...

Dustin Lance Black, Sean Penn Hit Back as Navy Ship Is Stripped of Harvey Milk’s Name: “These Guys Are Idiots” (EXCLUSIVE) www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

More proof we're living in the Upside Down. Republicans literally erased the T from LGBT yet still solicit the "normal" LGB people who wear suits, don't do drag or leather, won't ask for too many of their pesky "rights," & dutifully support a fascist lying treasonous president, all for "access."

There are 2 previous historical cases of countries destroying their science and universities, crippling them for decades: Lysenkoism in the USSR and Nazi Germany. The Trump administration will be the 3rd. It's not just budgets but research, institutions, expertise, and training the next generation.

"One Way Out": How the Anti-Fascist Politics of ANDOR is a Blueprint to Resist MAGA The hit show ANDOR provides an instructive window to ordinary people using every leverage at their disposal to resist a fascist regime corrupting the universe. open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

Nothing matters anymore.

Judge Jeanine Pirro shows up for her first day as US attorney for the District of Columbia

Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave

So she's fighting the "leftist propaganda" of VOA by replacing it with right wing propaganda of OAN, just as Pam Bondi is fighting the "weaponization of government" by weaponizing the government. Got it.

Performative Sec. of Defense Pete Hegseth retrofitted a room in the Pentagon as a makeup studio to be used to prepare him for TV spots, because it's important to look pretty on TV while railing against trans people in the military & bringing back a "warrior ethos" while touching up ones foundation.

1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.

This is - Gomez and Morticia Addams at Mar A Lago - The latest evening wear for prostitutes - An actor whose idiotic politics negate his great performances with a "Real Housewives" reject - The latest prey of a woman who has literally screwed her way to the top - Candidates for the guillotine

Jeff Foxworthy… “If you see the two cases differently, you just might be a bigot.”

Half of the United States has been slowly and carefully inculcated by Fox News to believe that the other half of the country is their enemy and out to ruin their lives. Once this was established, it didn't take long for those viewers to value hurting these other Americans over helping themselves.

Everything I want to say in my act George Carlin already said.

Tiger Woods Claims That In Time He Will Fuck Everyone’s Ex-Wife

“Venetia, I'll patched you in. Can you hear? The caller is a man called Pete Hegseth. Did you hear that? He's talking about bombing Yemen. I don't know, some town in India perhaps. Yes, I've got Vito recording the whole thing. Oh, gracious, did you hear that? They're going to assassinate people!"

This pic showed up in my feed today. It's astounding how hot Marlon Brando was in his 20s. No one at the time had seen anything like it. The good news is that he was also a great actor, and A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE will always be his best performance along with THE GODFATHER.

The stock market tanked today. My portfolio' s pronouns are was/were.

Must read for all my LGBTQ+ friends and our supporters. Looks like we're going to have to go through this crap again. www.petertatchellfoundation.org/why-lgbt-rig...

"Sir, you are under arrest for unlawful ejaculation!!"

No matter how much I hate my job sometimes, I have to remember that someone out there has to be Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene's gynecologist. #comedian #comedy #marjorietaylorgreene

This is a) Natasha waiting for Boris to go after Moose and Squirrel b) Karen complaining to an IHOP manager about runny eggs c) The line outside a plastic surgery clinic that botched fillers d) The world's most expensive escort e) Melania furious Trump didn't pay her hourly rate to talk to him

Our new Glorious Leader - thinks tariffs are magic money from elves in trees - thinks the January 6 rioters are misunderstood artists - thinks climate change can be adjusted by a thermostat - is so racist he doesn't like black furniture - has a wife who charges by the hour to speak to him #comedy