Comptroller is not a real word

Australia is a bad place except for my gf

behold my works ye chuddy and despair

I tried to will my body to have a heart attack during the 10 seconds I was on stage so I could ruin the event for everyone else

Got a shirt and tie for da university graduation

I'd argue overwatch porn is a bigger cultural touchstone than overwatch the game

youtuber this, vtuber that. dont call yourself a tuber unless you have bulbous roots

normal degradation isnt enough, i need to degrade her very soul

when you get your 15 minutes of internet fame, make sure to use it to shill a crypto scam

Sam! These relics were known to increase morale among pre-stranding “chuds”. Salt lake distribution center will be glad to receive these…

death stranding characters will really ask you to deliver a funko pop through the apocalypse

the chaps and I had a gay old time down at the racetrack

its insane how good a slice of pizza hits sometimes

TFW you're trying to industrialize but the great powers demand another treaty port 🤦‍♂️

every time someone's like Claude deleted this or Claude convinced a teen to kill themselves I picture a mischievous french guy

if a competitive eater showed up to a buffet and started gobbling everything, would they get backed off like an advantage player at a casino or does the buffet just let them do unprofitable shit

cat needs to stop taking my bed space

Something instead of nothing

i have got to cuddle with this bitch

ikea shark daughter

explaining why I need to dom a robot: a machine cannot be held accountable therefore a machine should not be making decisions

yeah im on the spectrum the broth colour spectrum #feartheredman

Going to Spain and pretending im in re4

Doing the six seven hand thing with her boobs

findom guy getting hard during tax season

They should invent alarms i wake up for

Cat sleeping on my leg just as I wanted to get up. Now im stuck like this

I pull my pants down and reveal my penis has tiny shorts. I pull them down and reveal an even smaller penis underneath

I like when my cat is on bed but why he doesnt give me space

If life isn't going your way, feel free to attribute it to the displeasure of heaven

Bagged a bunnygirl and now I understand why rabbits have so many kids

Systematically giving her all of my fetishes muahaha

Stop using anti robot girl language! "I'm taking a shower" ❌️ "I'm conducting routine maintenance" ✅️

My gf has a hard life and needs to be protected

plays cyberpunk once and starts calling everyone choom and gonk

size difference frotting

Fuck my stupid bear life

If a vampire sucked blood from an erect dick, would it dramatically deflate in real time from the loss of erection blood

If you ever feel useless, remember that your data is probably worth a lot to some advertiser somewhere

Need her in a bunny suit IMMEDIATELY!!

Its so funny that masochism is just named after a guy

I get so mad at your post that I open my closet and assault my dedicated twink punching bag until I calm down

Can a hanbatsu boy and a Jiyu-Minken girl really fall in love

My hobbies: bed 😊

Just realized there is no singular of 'clothes'

April fools worst celebration lowkey

Cat cuddling with me :3

Robot pussy

Addicted to daily guessing games