did human culture always feel like it moved this fast, or is it just a new internet/modernity thing?

Normalize sex with gf

if i was leon kennedy i’d probably jerk off in front of a mirror all the time

capcom loves making you adjust the slider until the pattern is no longer visible

brothma male

boobs in my mouth

“I never want to end up in a position where I’m one of the Ningyōzukai manipulating the arms and legs of this puppet that frankly hasn’t been relevant since the early 17th century,” said the Marty Supreme star

one of my least favorite bits is when someone sees bad cooking and goes 'ohhhh my ancestors... oh noooo my ancestors they're crying watching you put pineapple on pizza oh nooo'

Finished RE9. the first half was like actually perfect. but the last few hours where you have to play so much Leon just... drag on and on and on. I didn't hate it, but I just didn't care at a certain point. And I was pretty negative by the ending unfortunately :/

Women's day is just a normal day for me. A little glimpse into my woke mind

americans love arguing over the intentions of the founding fathers and the constitution as if it fucking matters

the ghost of christmas past begging me not to fuck a twink

She can hold it while I pee

The best part of re9 is seeing Grace react to stuff

re9 leon looks like mads mikkelsen

foodstuffs is not a serious word

watched marty supreme, its a great film with a weird stilted ending

A new measurement of cultural impact: the r34 index

lost my money betting on umamasume races

Sometimes I'll inadvertently reuse a joke I made in the past in a similar situation and it reminds me im an npc

ŏ_ø The viking

ơ_ơ Guy with a glasses

Pig with runny nose (ºoọº)

the more I read about how interesting the meiji restoration is, the more I am filled with RAGE towards the last samurai for being such a dogshit fucking film

anyone else accidentally marinate their hand in their cum sometimes

Its so cold all of a sudden. Who did this

Normalize sacking defeated cities for gold and women

invented a new saying: 'measuring a flaccid dick'. it means ur not taking someone at their best

ace attorney but they suck each other off

i wonder if the nft guys are AI bros now

thinking about the 1860s japanese guy that went to the netherlands and came back to japan like 'guys dont bother learning dutch. the netherlands isnt a world power anymore. we've spent 200 years learning the wrong foreign language, learn french or something'

one cannot count to 10 without saying 67

Open cold war 'history' book No mention of how Big Boss saved the world Close it

Community gooning in 3 hours

I should diversify my savings and investments across a bunch of different funds and mediums and compile all the information on how to access it on a piece of microfilm called the philosophers legacy which will be inherited by a member of the Russian government sparking an international incident and

buy my product. it connects to an app on ur phone. it stops working when my startup shuts down

They're killing me tmrw for being a slow reader

its so sad that technology and new fucked up business models literally just outpace regulations. so by the time people are talking about regulating it, a bunch of politicians already consider it economically important

hades 2 prometheus is so babygirl

The Broth Movie The Broth Movie 2: BROTHers In Arms The Broth Movie 3: The Death Of Broth

Why robots have navels

probably like half of marxists are actually social democrats

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.