>[user] has followed you >clicked on their profile to investigate >sees the "follows you" bage >"oh it's okay they're one of my followers"

YOU - I can't give up. I have to keep going, for Revachol...

Am I just a jaded weirdo

The shogun made visiting Dutch traders kiss for his entertainment while noble fujoshi ladies looked on and laughed

Being an object of desire for other people is very fun

Bitches aren't even impressed by my info dumping anymore. What has the world come to?

I like girls with bush highkey

I may be young but I have the heart of a dilf

finally bullied oomf into finishing mgs2

when u fall asleep first at the sleepover so they pull down ur pants and jack u off until u cum all over urself

Accidentally called my robot gf a clanker during sex and now she's crying.. im sorry it just came out i didnt mean it

Off we go into the wild pale yonder.

Im very world-weary practically every day

watched days of running wild. that was a weird film but i see a lot of the ideas that wong kar wai uses in the later films

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

someone called me the grungler again. is this my fate

sometimes ill see two little yaoi guys and like the post and move on not knowing who they are

I think I may not be faggy enough for the gays

walking into a room and an alarm called the 'chode alert' starts going off

Talking on a discord server is fundamentally humiliating

Musk fetish community renames to avoid association with elon

Can anyone good at science explain how to pull a boymoder gf who's infinitely out of my league

deep down im just a reply guy btw

No, I dont 'serve' cunt. I recognize no authority.

hegel starts randomly talking like a doomer sometimes while discussing human history and i fuck with it

when the [event] is a result of [pre-existing historical development]

A key part of a good game is goonable characters

I can see my cat outside and hes just sitting around menacingly

Lord help me im about to read 900 pages of Japanese history

It has come to my attention that I post sad and it just makes people sad

wasted my life not socializing and now its too late, gang

bro tried to set up shop in the burg without guild permission 🤦‍♂️

when the music got u imagining movie scenes in ur head

900 page history book arrived. i have to academicmaxx brothbros

MYWIFEISMYGOD.COM BUDDY

To clarify, I do not post with pure intentions

I love bullying my friends

Being shirtless is so fun

new headphones, im gonna be ok

'this art has anti-capitalist themes!' look inside generic working class populism

Once again reminded I am a washed up 40 year old in a young persons body

Sucks that there isn't a good feminine version of calling people bro or dude. I know you can say girl or sis but that just makes you sound like a gay dude from LA

Gamer going outside: this open world is vast as an ocean but deep as a puddle

When someone replies without liking its like oh ok so u want me to die

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

they should make hamilton but for mao cuz it would be really funny

Normalize killing pretty people

farmer from class society SHOCKS matriarchal hunter-gatherer tribe by speaking in perfect Mother Goddess