@pocketbroth.bsky.social hallo

Buildings are using elevators to hide loading screen transitions

just gave myself an enema #pipesareclean #flattummysecrets

i am tiny with a fat ass and a snatched waist like wtf

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im so fucking gay dude im laying here grinning like an idiot listening to him sleep hes so fucking cute i want to make him a nice coffee and kiss his face and keep him warm and comfortable ahhhhh im so in love he has no idea how much i love his stupid ass

blueguy

you hate your job because it sucks i hate my job because i dont get to listen to him peacefully snore while i look at resident evil lore on my laptop all day

She fell asleep in discord vc, im doing the duck quack soundboard and seeing if she notices

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theyre calling us the most yaoi coded straight relationship of all tine

in another life i would have really liked just doing sodomy and blaccents with you

going commando in a short skirt so someone can have their 2000s comedy movie transphobic scene moment when my fat nuts start danglin as theyre checking out my ass

Later alligator

return of the tomboy

fiona apple katiejane garside amy winehouse ethel cain and me, the most impactful female voices of all time

literal angel take all my money fatlus take it all if marie has no fans i am dead

my girl is back

i try rlly hard

cummign so hard the implanted minigun in my arm accidentally pops out and shoots him 10000 times directly in the face

i be popping progesterone like tic tacs

i would kill to be attractive

im so fertile rn

I have illustrated my immense advanced knowledge of modern technology

i am aigis aigis is me

need him to fuck me so hard we break my bed that doesnt even have a frame

they dont love you like i love you

god if ur listening pls send a whiff of his armpits my way

the council of cis women and instagram reels have both decided that my biggest fear is happening

ww2 mightve killed a lot of people but it also gave us fanta so the verdict is out

Azumanga Daioh (2002) あずまんが大王 THE ANIMATION Episode 5: Summer Break 00:06:56.562

Women love leaving bizarre amounts of hair in the shower

saying goodbye to him at the airport was probably top 5 worst moments of my entire life i’ve cried for nearly 24 hours straight i miss my husband

If your menu says you serve lemonade and its actually just sprite im kicking you in the ear canal

behold my works ye chuddy and despair

he deserves happiness all the time

im genuinely the luckiest girl in the world!!! i love my bf i love my bf i fucking love my bf!!!!!

2 weeks of bottom prep due to poor dietary choices

number 1 biggest broth fan need him to sign my tits

ciggychud

apparently sleep deprivation results in an excellent cis woman voice

dumbest fucking girl in the entire world

water and poetry

seexxxxxx sexxx sex sex sexxxxx

i can get pregnant it is physically capable for me to get pregnant idk how to explain it but hes gonna knock me up

my grandmother lied to me about my grandfathers death this morning, nutella crepe and resident evil 4 seperate ways.

incest kink because its nice to be treated well by a member of your family for a change