Xodus Prime
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Elon killed the blue bird. Trump killed the United States. Hoping for an asteroid. I farm bugs.
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over 1 year ago
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Seems perfectly legitimate
about 4 hours ago
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Shit, I forgot that I need to buy dogfood
about 10 hours ago
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Anybody want to see a complete psychopath?
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about 10 hours ago
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about 12 hours ago
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iRamona
about 18 hours ago
Ewwww
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Chalmers
about 17 hours ago
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Mark Hamill
about 18 hours ago
Sending ICE Agents to intimidate voters at polling places, declaring martial law to try to delay or cancel the election, seizing ballots-As he gets more desperate, there's nothing he won't do to try to save his pathetic orange ass. ALL states should preemptively prepare to defend Democracy! 🇺🇸 ✊
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I forgot I bought some everything bagels last week. Nice surprise
about 18 hours ago
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I’m close to the final table in a 9 ball tournament and I’m getting tired. My solution was to eat a gummy. Should be an interesting finish.
1 day ago
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this guy was incredibly cooperative. handheld with a 50 year old manual film lens and no flash. I definitely need a macro lens.
1 day ago
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Would testosterone have prevented this? Has Pete chimed in yet?
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1 day ago
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I’m finally going through these bees and making splits. They are mostly Italian and so far pretty calm. I haven’t decided how far I’m splitting them yet. Today I’m pulling one hive from each. In September I may pull another from each again.
1 day ago
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@kristyclueless.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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The Radical Left Lunatic
2 days ago
Someone should post that there is a black president with an open SCOTUS slot to see if they can smoke out McConnell.
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Lavender🎀Honey
2 days ago
💀💀💀
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2 days ago
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Is this real?
3 days ago
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I bought an old lens for 4 dollars (plus shipping). The aperture is stuck wide open. I took it apart and cleaned the blades but still can't get it to stop down. I like it enough wide open to buy a working copy.
3 days ago
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www.reddit.com/r/anticapita...
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From the anticapitalism community on Reddit: Trump Accidentally Proves That Putin Did Help Him Run for President | The president declassified intelligence that was supposed to back up his conspiracy t...
Explore this post and more from the anticapitalism community
https://www.reddit.com/r/anticapitalism/s/eNpKgd6BAi
3 days ago
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The Larry Bird OG is powerful medicine
3 days ago
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www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSwSGwko/
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He Died His Sister Got The Senate A US Senator died. 48 hours later, his sister inherited his seat. No election. No vote. Just a phone call. She was an optician. Now she writes laws. Sources: AP, NB...
TikTok video by Midnight_curiosities
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSwSGwko/
3 days ago
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Billyzap
3 days ago
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Dancing Turtle
ALT: Dancing Turtle
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Lavender🎀Honey
4 days ago
I lol’d
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The Radical Left Lunatic
4 days ago
“Yep…Checked Mitch myself. Fit as a fiddle”
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youtu.be/Ak_MTXQALa0
The algorithm is stuck in my pre teens. This is probably the first time I’ve ever heard this after a little weed.
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Al Stewart - Year of the Cat (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
https://youtu.be/Ak_MTXQALa0
4 days ago
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Emily Harper
4 days ago
🚨 BREAKING: Mitch McConnell’s office now reporting his absence was just routine kidney surgery.
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Jenn 🩷
4 days ago
Salon jams. The algorithm giveth. 🩷
#musicsky
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I Wanna Get Next To You
Rose Royce · Car Wash · Song · 1976
https://open.spotify.com/track/1rff5WJrSljfCLYFoXkDiT?si=iHDWYtv7Teyb_AD3eAPquQ
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Renée the Fucking Bitch Witch ✨️ 🇺🇦 ♿️ 🖇
5 days ago
Omg. Fantastic!!
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Sandra (Gladys daughter) 🌻
5 days ago
🤣🤣🤣
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
6 days ago
A “tribute” to Lindsey Graham from the Iranian Embassy.
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@alacritysshadow.bsky.social
Have you ever tried Larry Bird OG? I got some last night but haven’t tried it yet.
6 days ago
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These are orientation flights. The field bees are memorizing where they live now. I’ll be breaking these down into at least 18 hives later this week and relocating 12 of them and giving them new queens. The six that stay here will get split again in early March.
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6 days ago
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GOPisComplicit ❤️🔥
6 days ago
This is a metaphor for his entire illegitimate presidency.
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I traded chickens for weed.
6 days ago
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Gary B
6 days ago
Another gardening tool for you,
@wompanafrank.bsky.social
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Moochie1642 🇨🇦
6 days ago
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Raider
7 days ago
The residents of Biddeford, Maine are reacting to the killing of a 26-year-old Colombian man by ICE goons today. ICE claims the man tried to "weaponize his vehicle" so they shot and killed him. Hundreds of protesters have taken to the streets
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
7 days ago
Murray: Is it true that people making under $184,000 pay a 12.4% Social Security tax rate? Dahl: Yes. Murray: And what is the rate for someone making $1,000,000? Dahl: 2.2%.
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Emily Harper
7 days ago
True definition of narcissism
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I’m going to need someone on the art team to update this to Johnson for me. Lindsey ruins everything.
7 days ago
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Normal Sunday stuff
7 days ago
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This chud just followed me. He needs some attention.
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8 days ago
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More of this
8 days ago
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Just a guy named Joe
8 days ago
Fuck that dude. Hope he rots in hell.
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I’m know what got him.
8 days ago
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Resistenza
8 days ago
Looks like he's alive.
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Holy shit! Ladybugs died. Someone tell Trump that was Iran’s test run.
8 days ago
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Frosted Poptart
8 days ago
I appreciate that they used varying shades of brown to color the poop outbreak map. 😂💩
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...
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Map tracks spread of 'explosive' diarrhea outbreak. How to prevent infection
Hundreds of cyclosporiasis cases have been reported across the US. Here's where they're occurring and tips to help reduce your risk of infection.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/graphics/2026/07/09/maps-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak-cyclosporiasis/90862952007/
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Just a guy named Joe
8 days ago
Fuck NYC and the Obama library are going to be the best places to visit. No maga. It’ll be like the real America.
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Frosted Poptart
8 days ago
😑 *more in comments
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