“Ahhhh…🎸Banjo, 🥧, Cake, 🍎Watermelon, 🦌is that a Gerbil?, either a Gerbil or a Cat, 📸, Sylvania Flash Bulb….You know, Melania was from Sylvania, 📺, Am I on, Hello Sean… are you there Sean? You know I have the highest poll numbers”

Test results summary: He crayoned mostly inside the lines and was able to tell the difference between Stephen Miller and a hyena (on the third try).

Trash collectors release a sigh of relief as trash removes itself.

“Yaaa… I used to hang out at da Anal Lounge at da Epstein Island. Whadis wrong wit dat?”

“It was a trick question Your Excellency. Sometimes Elephants do look like Camels. Just tell everyone you aced the fucker”

“Man, Camawa, Eairifunt, Doggie, TV,…. I did it…Yeah me…”

Against my Dr.’s advice I am doing a few rails of Adderall

Man, Woman, 32 Dolls, Ear Kotex, Camera, Jello, Naked, TV

In an effort to respond to the fake news regarding Trump continuing to fall asleep during meetings, the White House responded saying the President just loves to wear is new special Trump-Kennedy Center theater mask🎭 and he can easily peak over the top of it if necessary. Get Yours Today.

Time to play. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE !

“Man, Bronzer, Diaper, Boner, Fourteen”

King Donnie 🖕🖕🖕

Never before seen footage‼️ Tornado genesis of the Clear Lake, South Dakota tornado earlier this year. @myradar.bsky.social #tornado #weather

Is he dead?

I am pretty sure M.D. means mentally disturbed in Jane Orrick’s case.

Sorry….Happy New Year.

Thanks to the assholes who were setting off fireworks, in the fucking rain, last night. My dogs loved sleeping on my face before my beautiful wife sacrificed her face in the guest room just so I could get a wink or two. Were you saving those since the 4th of July? Was it fun being a fucking idiot?

BREAKING: Erika 3K and JD Vance announce they are expecting a child together. The couple indicated that she simply sat down naked on the couch in his office and that’s where conception was believed to have occurred.

My error. I turned on the TV, and I thought he was dead.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE

Just finished reading the Jack Smith transcript. I've highlighted what I consider to be stand-out moments, and our team at MSW Media will be cutting together a highlight reel for you. Stay tuned!

What do you do when you have a New Year’s Eve date with Ericka Kirk? Practice, of course.

Question: But the president’s statements that he believed the election was rife with fraud—those are statements protected by the First Amendment, correct? Smith: Absolutely not. If they are made to target a lawful government function and are made with knowing falsity, then no, they are not.

A malignant narcissist is incapable of withstanding ridicule, so please share this as widely as possible. Thanking you all in advance, Mar🐫 🙏 shorturl.at/mcfqd

Donald Trump wanted to screw up Social Security. He has succeeded. As the year ends Social Security has a backlog of 6 million pending cases in its processing centers and 12 million transactions in its field offices due to staffing cuts. Americans are getting screwed.

I would rather live next to a Somali person than a Republican.

His grave will have to be either unmarked or urine and fecal proof.

unvarnished gutter racism and Nazism from the president. a disgrace to our country.

“It’ssssss nottttt measles. It’ssssss feverrrrr freckles. Takkkkkke two deadddd bearrrr cubsss, with aaaa whale headddd anddd callll meeee innn the morningggggg”

Happy New Year, Tokyo! 🇯🇵

So is Project 2025 over tonight?

You better not sell me one fucking tortilla in California without folic acid. You masa makers better get to fortifying early, because I am making some new year’s enchiladas, and I am starting the year off right with some damn folic acid in them.

FIFA - Fucking Idiot Fake Award

Most people lower their voices for the dead; Trump lowers the bar.

Trump hated the name Bedford Falls so he has permanently changed it to Pottersville

NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/

I'm guessing, but if DOJ is desperately trying to cover up his MAGA motives, that could make it tough to get a grand jury to indict.

It’s still the Kennedy Center It’s still the Gulf of Mexico It’s still the Department of Defense It’s still Twitter If you have any other Q’s feel free to ask us

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the YEAR!

This is how you do it folks

🎶Bye Bye MAGA Marge Pie 🎶You crossed the felon about the list 🎶Now you want us to cry… 🎶It’s the just the proud boys doin’ what they do 🎶You just don’t like it…when they’re doin’ it …..to you (Everybody) 🎶So…Bye, Bye MAGA Marge Pie

“I’ll show you my files if you show me yours”

Unlike us whiteys who are experts at it, cause we’ve been using it against people of color all our lives

I used an all gender restroom immediately before Nancy Mace did. That’s why she hates them so much.

🎶The sun’ll come out tomorrow… 🎶Bet your bottom Crypto 🎶That tomorrow….there’ll be sun

“The Trump Portable Ballroom is drone proof and has bullet proof windas. It’s decorated in pure Epstein Gold Accents and comes complete with a private rape room…Yippie Ki-Yay Kid’s”

Done!

A ballroom with bulletproof glass, drone-free roof, inauguration inside - sounds like he’s just building himself a bigger bunker.