She seems very nice, but she has kinda like that Medusa eye thing going on where you can't really trust her so much. #tar #tar19 #amazingrace #survivor #realitytv

--The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple-decker is.... --Less chance for murder. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv

I go sailing every Thursday morning at six o'clock, so, you know. #tar #tar18 #amazingrace #realitytv

I do not speak Swedish at all. I can say "dumb girl," "dumb boy," "dumb monkey" in Romanian. #tar #tar17 #amazingrace #realitytv

I was, like, holding on to this Chinese man who was driving; I mean, it was weird. I liked that part, alright, fine. #tar #tar16 #amazingrace #realitytv

Should we pretend like the enemy is chasing us and walk a little bit faster? #tar #tar16 #amazingrace #realitytv

New theory: Taylor Swift is an #AmazingRace superfan and was so dismayed by the number of racers in season 36 who’d never heard of Elizabeth Taylor that she took it upon herself to educate the youths.

It can't have dirt all over him, or else the rabbi's gonna be pissed! #tar #tar15 #amazingrace #realitytv

--It's water, and it's a slide. Sit in the water! --This is my worst nightmare. #tar #tar15 #amazingrace #realitytv

I don't make small talk. It's fake. #tar #tar14 #amazingrace #realitytv

I think all we can do is go down the street again, one more time, and, this time, PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL those eyeballs! #tar #tar14 #amazingrace #realitytv

--What is wrong with people here? They're like zombies. ... --These are horrible people! #tar #tar13 #amazingrace #realitytv

For once in my life, when I say these words, "I love you," I really mean it. #tar #tar12 #amazingrace #realitytv

--Okay, so we go, one, two, three, four.... --You gotta speak... you can't speak to me in dance terms! #tar #tar12 #amazingrace #realitytv

We're not sure if we landed in Japan or in Alaska, 'cause we felt the cold breeze--freezing cold. But we don't care. #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #realitytv

We have to kinda compete with "Too Hot to Handle," though. It's a little hard to keep up with "Too Hot to Handle." #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #realitytv

--Don't hit that shoulder. That's the shoulder that hurts. --I didn't hit it--I tapped it! --You tapped it!! #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #realitytv

--Looking for the black angel. --...which is me, so I don't know why we're looking for her, 'cause I'm right here! #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv

They are not gonna win a beauty pageant of kindness--that is for sure. #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv

One team has zero dollars and no pants. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv

All I know is Russian people drink and smoke a whole lot. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv

What in God's name is this, the tree of hemorrhoids? #tar #tar8 #amazingrace #realitytv

I love you, my brutha. #tar #tar8 #amazingrace #realitytv

--How now, brown cow. How now. --It's weird when there are animals crossing the road. #tar #tar7 #amazingrace #realitytv

We're in Lima, Peru. Honestly, to me, it looks kinda like downtown Baghdad. #tar #tar7 #amazingrace #realitytv

I can't reach the valve, and it's hurting my jaw. Please stop. #tar #tar6 #amazingrace #realitytv

As a geography major in school, I know where we're going and how to get there. #tar #tar6 #amazingrace #realitytv

It's an emotional rollercoaster, and I'm just really trying to ask the Lord to calm me down and, um, get my mind back where it should be. #tar #tar5 #amazingrace #realitytv

I had a shower of fish tuna water going down my clothes; that wasn't very pleasant. #tar #tar4 #amazingrace #realitytv

She stripped right down to her sports bra and those paper, disposable underwear and put the wetsuit on. #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

At least I get to pee, though. #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

We felt like, you know, the like twin Urkels up there. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv

I mean, it's just like this little good luck fairy just follows them everywhere they go! #tar #tar1 #amazingrace #realitytv

In Deutschesland [sic sic sic sic]! AmsterDAAAAM! AmsterDAAAAM! #tar #tar38 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

Kathy Griffin is going to be SIXTY-FIVE Folks, I am starting to think I cannot

i hope everyone is doing okay… life really is a lot!!

Hot 100 this week in 1983 was lit af

What if Han & Holden SHOWED UP and blew through this and left you here in the DUST and this pizza fell on the GROUND and you slipped on it you broke your ANKLE #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

There's a lot to complain about with new era #Survivor, but the losing tribe not getting flint is the most underrated in its terribleness. The haves V have-nots was bad the first time, & we get a version of it most seasons #Survivor49

I did not have old-school transportation drama for this season of the #AmazingRace on my bingo card. It was a fun surprise! Teams actually had to book tickets and think on the fly. I enjoyed this episode a lot more than the premiere; more of this, please! #RHAP

--We better keep any and all snacks inside the bag. --Except for me! #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

--If at any point I snapped at you, I'm sorry. It's the race, but it's no excuse. ... Now you say...? --I love you! #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

I need to start looking at peoples names and not the pfps to know who they are 😭

Good job, not giving up! I'm proud of you! ... I mean, are you freaking kidding me? It took you THAT long to figure this puzzle out? #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

We're like in the cadaver lab, and he's, like, tryin' to talk to me. #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

It seems reasonable to blame Keanu for my unbelievably painful intestinal distress that's kept me awake for like two hours now, doesn't it?

Did we ever figure out where Donald's troosers are

new euphemistic question for gay couples

How funny* would it be if Izzy & Paige u-turned Jag & Jas at some point only for them to come in last and be saved by a non-elimination leg *depressing (Although Izzy might lose her mind in the most delightful way possible)

He has a weird serial killer smile on the entire time. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv