YouTube ad: "a soft tissue injury is what we call any injury to the soft tissue."

America, I love you! #tar #tar14 #amazingrace #realitytv

You have fire on your head. That's insane! #tar #tar13 #amazingrace #realitytv

--She holds doors for me, typically. --He brings out a chivalrous side in me--what can I say? #tar #tar12 #amazingrace #realitytv

Female bonding over sausages. #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #realitytv

I'm sorry I'm wearing a bathing suit. It is very weird; I know. #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #realitytv

I wish I knew how to pretend I was a rapper, like, stick your hands in your pants. #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv

Academics came easy for the two of us, but at the flower market, you could be the most intelligent person in the world, but the reality is, two young females come out there, stand there... they're gonna sell more flowers than you hawkin' 'em all day long! #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv

Her, Spike Jonze, 2013:

Maybe Breaking the Waves?

Interesting

From the superbestie (He likes to get people's names wrong on purpose) @stephenfishbach.bsky.social

Pairings that made history

I won my game of Blood on the Clocktower! And I actually helped solve it using logic and not just luck and vibes 😆

Nothing prepared me for the intense, audacious chaos that was Marty Supreme

They front as being nice people; they're not nice at all. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv

I say we ask old people. #tar #tar8 #amazingrace #realitytv

We've come to help you in your battle. #tar #tar8 #amazingrace #realitytv

Stay out of trouble. Don't do drugs. #tar #tar7 #amazingrace #realitytv

The people who were having the ceremony wouldn't let our donkeys through. #tar #tar6 #amazingrace #realitytv

It just so happens I have twenty dollars in my pocket. Do you want to kiss me? #tar #tar5 #amazingrace #realitytv

The priestess actually kinda reminded me of my grandmother. She was very old but still very, very with it. #tar #tar4 #amazingrace #realitytv

Malaysia. You are in the wrong continent. #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

I'm a bit overcontrolling, and I know that. #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

You better be careful if you don't want your legs broke. [sic] #tar #tar1 #amazingrace #realitytv

This is really frustrating as a woman. I show up towards the front, and it's a bunch of guys, but it's exhausting. #tar #tar38 #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

We're older. Do you know what I'm saying? Everything hurts. #tar #tar38 #amazingrace #realitytv

Wooooo, my blood's gettin' all over this thing! Maybe it'll just look like wine. #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

That feels like Star Wars. #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

When I saw the mascots, I was kind of excited. I had been the mascot for my high school a couple of times. #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

--The wheels were, like.... --Get jammed into the cobblestone.... --Yeah, get jammed into the cobblestone.... --And then the horse is rocking to the left and then to the right, and we were like, "What is going on here?" #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

Drop a teacher

I think probably Vera Farmiga

I don't think they're my favorites, but no one had mentioned The Magic Sword, Attack of the (the) Eye Creatures, Teenagers from Outer Space, The Beatniks, or Gamera vs. Guiron yet, so i felt the need to speak out

Post a banger that isn't in English Just one of the strangest things to make the top 10 in the U.S. youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw?...

"Ten cars?!" "I sense that he's lying, but why would he lie about the soup?" "Let's sing something from Pearl Jam!"

Whoever gets the beers with Evvie and Jake? Just think of me. I would love that experience. The Team Fun call, too. These are such fun items up for grabs.

In the past 24 hours u got my two biggest reality tv crushes to interact with me on IG, so 😍

Stumbled into a dive bar that is OLD PORTLAND AF, JFC

Our significant others didn't choose us 'cuz we're arm candy. They chose us because we can carry a barbecue up the stairs, you know? #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv

I'm funemployed. The F is silent. #tar #tar34 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

I don't suppose you want to tell me where it is, no? You do you. #tar #tar33 #amazingrace #realitytv

Your face lit up when you saw the idea of a king cake. #tar #tar32 #amazingrace #realitytv

--I need that square gasoline thing. --Yeah, same. #tar #tar32 #amazingrace #realitytv

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh... rolled eggs... Rolex! That went over my head. #tar #tar31 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

The only thing is... it's just... it's quite... goopy. Like, I'm stuck. #tar #tar30 #amazingrace #realitytv

I can't do it with them singing in my face! #tar #tar29 #amazingrace #realitytv

I really am sorry, mom, about that bathing suit. #tar #tar28 #amazingrace #realitytv

I can't even focus right now. I want to touch the elephant. #tar #tar27 #amazingrace #realitytv

They look great together, but.... #tar #tar26 #amazingrace #realitytv