Why did I just have a dream about wild animals fighting

When Abby & Ryan get COVID

Winning Blood on the Clocktower as the evil team, especially with players you like a lot, is soooo satisfying

Watching BB12 with the bestie for the first time, and it's insane that 4 of these HG went on to do Amazing Race and one went on to be on Survivor

William Shakespeare's As You Like It, as You Love It, as You Want Some More of It

Someone on IG is asking me which TAR35 teams would be best on the diving board, and I'm like lol wut, and he kind of won't let it go??

Went to a kind of weird walking trail today where we encountered dogs, a snake, a chipmunk, a horse, a cow, chickens, and a rabbit. It was like hiking through a children's picture book

I love 19th century illustrations of the Jersey Devil because they're like, "hey, you know what's REALLY scary? emaciated pegasus"

When I see a shirtless Survivor contestant on IG, I'm always like, "wow, they're shirtless!" as if that wasn't their default setting on TV

"My ox is BROKEN! This is BULLSHIT!"

Frat guys never iron shirts. Not the ones I know. #tar #tar13 #amazingrace #realitytv

Goth is a celebration of beauty, art... with a little darker edge. #tar #tar12 #amazingrace #realitytv

I feel so dumb and naïve! #tar #tar11 #amazingrace #survivor #realitytv

Good philosphy. Bluhhhhhhh. Woooooooooo #tar #tar10 #amazingrace #realitytv

I'm always happy when I have a good time. #tar #tar9 #amazingrace #realitytv

“you guys, cirie’s back!” “yay!!” me every few years since 2006

I just found out #bb27 is about big brother. I thought I stumbled onto a secret cult where everyone hates eachother and know eachother by name

Who is “the other side” they keep talking about. There is no middle. The “other side” is the “middle”

Testosterone-filled energetic boys! #tar #tar8 #amazingrace #realitytv

I noticed those fresh tracks earlier. [You] can smell 'em. #tar #tar7 #amazingrace #realitytv

Maybe get to drink some beers! Some beers... da beerssss #tar #tar6 #amazingrace #realitytv

Good morning, Chipper! Are we feeling chipper? #tar #tar4 #amazingrace #realitytv

Bike's complete; we're last, and he decides that he wants to unzip his pants, take off the pants and make them into shorts. #tar #tar3 #amazingrace #realitytv

We live in an imaginary world where we're brilliant, when we're obviously not. #tar #tar2 #amazingrace #realitytv

In the corner of my eye, I noticed that my teacher and the judge kind of got very tired 'cuz I was going so slow and taking my time with it. ... One of them actually left the room to get coffee. #tar #tar38 #amazingrace #realitytv

Today is the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams!

Julie: clearly doesn’t really watch the show, doesn’t know what’s going on and spews “casual” answers when it comes to questions about the show (like wanting Jess bb19 back) Jeff: knows/cares too much about the show to an obnoxious level In my mind Phil falls in the middle of the scale

I felt crusty one other time in my life, and it was yesterday. #tar #tar38 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

Lost both my Clocktower games tonight 😭

Remember, when someone on tv does something you don’t like, it’s important to find them online and tell them off. It’s not rude, because you watch their show and that means you’re basically their client and boss.

What's this ladder for? ... Help me! #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

I played soccer when I was younger, and my mom used to tell an iconic story about how I liked to pick the flowers instead of actually playing. #tar #tar37 #amazingrace #realitytv

We're charismatic. #tar #tar36 #amazingrace #realitytv

Is this not a subway? #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv

We had ten minutes to wash up, clean some armpits, and we were out of there. #tar #tar35 #amazingrace #realitytv

--Rrrrrrroomba! --Okay, let's not get cocky. #tar #tar34 #amazingrace #bb #bigbrother #realitytv

I have a lot of rage. I'd like to smash. #tar #tar33 #amazingrace #realitytv

"Look FOR the bobby." So, "the"... it has to be a thing, because it's "the." #tar #tar33 #amazingrace #realitytv

I can't tell you how often I'm wearing my Amazing Race or Survivor t-shirts, and someone will ask me if I was actually ON the show. That's weird, right?

I have an old computer still running on Windows 10. It just ran updates. So, um?

His future twink death threatens to be a supernova

If you're mean to me, this is who you're mean to

Got to play as poisoner for the first time tonight and won HANDILY with the evil team. Then played a much smaller game and won AGAIN as poisoner. Very fulfilling. 😈

Forced myself to get out of the house in this gorgeous weather. Endured another bar patron loudly saying pretentious stuff like, "... and why don't we provide more granularity to sexuality?"

I sure do like them French fried potaters No you don’t Oprah

The first 45 seconds or so after Brenda asked her to take out her teeth:

"All Cried Out" is just the best freestyle song ever

Cirie said stop calling these people my children, they are my husbands. #survivor