Dropped a chair on my toe two weeks ago and (skipping some steps) now I have a skin infection 😍

Realizing now that if there’s a tornado and I’m at my new apartment I have to go outside if I want to get to the lowest floor of my buildint

I want to live at a level of delusion the 911 fandom does about buddie canon. Every week for the last several years the episode airing is supposedly confirming they’ll become canon and it never does 😭

I’ve been watching stumble on nbc and it’s so funny but nobody else is watching it 😭

Me when I put my tinking cap on.

Technotronics!!!

Percy Jackson keeps casting people I know from other stuff that I love. Luke is Bobby from diary of a future president? Tammy 2 is Mrs. Dodds? Medusa is Nora from the flash? Mabel from gravity falls is a gray sister? Joe west is annabeth’s dad? MELINDA MAY IS HERA???

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MING NA WEN?????

Now why’d they give woody a bald spot LMAO

Got a new phone so I got Apple TV for three months. Checking out the studio, pluribus, and severance before it expires

We need to talk about Zarhura more

We should actually be LOUDER and MORE RADICAL on trans rights

There’s a storm coming. A Skylar storm

Okay I’m starting bb11 and Julie going “whether you’re expecting the unexpected or… just expecting” bc she’s pregnant is sending me 😭

Pairings that made history

I will not tolerate subway sandwich slander btw

Trying to compile an Excel to figure out where I can find all of the marvel art books and why is the agents of shield season four one $500 used????

I have a meeting Thursday that I've known about for two weeks and I'm starting prep for it tomorrow oops

Making an executive decision that I’m skipping challenge reunions when I watch that show. I don’t care enough

They should cast him as a character named Glup shitto

Shoot me a

Shoutout drafts fr

My theater didn’t have How to Make a Killing showtimes and I need that to change ASAP

Benito skinner and Francois Arnaud in the same room my world are colliding

My current college just posted that they can’t wait to welcome the class of 2030 this fall oh my god put me in the home

People will make edits of anyone from bb

Decided I wanted to be someone who owns art books from marvel movies and priced it out… $2000 total…. Spacing that shit out into smaller purchases over months 💀

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

Imagine how entertaining & exciting it would have been at this point in the season if Ian, Rob C & Tiffany were still in the castle #TheTraitorsUS

If Eric gets screwed and identified because someone claims they heard him during this comp, I am going to laugh and laugh and laugh! #TheTraitorsUS

It is so funny that Dorinda had equal impact this season as when she got murdered first 😭😭 #thetraitorsUS

Finally Dorinda’s gone… what did she bring QUICKLY #thetraitorsus

he's channeling his inner CT

I had to do a test for a therapy group that I'm going to and it gave me a 15/16 score on "socially inhibited" don't clock me like this omg...

I still miss that part of 2020 when it was illegal for anyone to come near me

You’ll never get me to like ****** ******

Meta activate god mode

Was lurking on Reddit and a challenge guy claims big brother people get paid more than challenge vets to be on the show 💀

Genuinely crashing out bc I can’t figure out how to start my homework. Professor teach me something challenge

Hit mid season of agents of shield season 2 so I’m detouring and rewatching agent Carter season 1!!!

Runaways referenced!

Cirie not best and a man not worst Alan cuming you have a new enemy

It’s 70 degrees here today WE UP

Daniel Sousa ❤️

so excited to announce the first ever #bigorgephant cruise!!! will more mystery guests be announced? WHO KNOWS!

Bro GIVE IT UPPPP omg they don’t want you

Well yes!

Update... I did 😔