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Vecepia.

Get 👏 Cirie 👏 on 👏 The 👏 Amazing 👏 Race 👏 with 👏 Izzy

She would now.

Finally watched the #Survivor finale and my biggest takeaway other than Cirie winning a weird vaginal trophy (I would've preferred the $6 million + interest CBS owes her but whatever) and winning the Sia $100K were such highlights, the biggest highlight was just WOMEN.

Dr. Heavenly lost.

I have no idea why Bravo brass didn’t have confidence in #RHORI it is their best first outing for a HWs franchise in well over a decade.

We are just hours away from finding out whether Dr. Heavenly will be joining Congress in January.

I loved Ann Dowd’s performance this week as Jo Ellen’s mother in #RHORI. I smell Emmy!

A very ROUGH 26

This is a potential mother.

This is one area where BB is superior at least they have the decency to occasionally rig on behalf of the fan favorite even if it often blows up in their face.

This dude is a legend in his own mind and no amount of sense or humility will ever be knocked into him.

Walked in on my mom watching Euphoria in the living room (she’s cooler than me) and I gotta be honest I am at a loss for what that show is even about right now.

The only people Cirie is ever allowed to play a game with are Izzy, Lisa, Parvati, Ozzy, and any of the dummies on her Traitors season. I can’t take another hit.

She didn’t say anywhere that she’s not a Houseguest so I think there’s still a chance, folks! #BB28

Cirie can still win Survivor 50 if Mike Pence has the courage

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT TO DO #Survivor #Cirvivor survivor50cbs.votenow.tv

I do think it's interesting that Aubry keeps talking about a winning Final 3 combination and only fixating on the Kaoh Rong combination that worked for Michele and not the one that she is so clearly mimicking in Sarah Lacina's winning Game Changer's combination. #Survivor

We needed you ladies so bad out there

I also know that Rizo and Aubry are going to get a lot of hate, and that is inevitable, but I just have to say as someone who loves Cirie and has watched how she moves, that is not what she wants. So be careful how you speak while defending her because hate and toxicity is not how she plays.

Also petition to officially change the name to CIRVIVOR in honor of the greatest player in the history of the game. #Survivor

To say I'm devastated is an understatement, but the hours of joy, resilience, magic, and pure social strategy will never be replicated nor matched by anybody else. Cirie is one of one and the reason we all love her is the same reason she makes it so far in every game she plays. #Survivor

Whoever is running Dorit’s socials is hilarious but they are not going to get people to wait in long lines for hours and hours while Dorit is getting glam so that ish better be cute and not real. #RHOBH

I saw an article where Margaret Cho said she turned down a role in Heated Rivalry because of ICE fears and I thought until this very moment when I read it again that she was afraid of ice.

If Cirie comes out of tonight unscathed I will post nudes. #Survivor

Is Sharon Tharp in sequester yet? #BB28

Britney did confirm on Jeff Lewis Live yesterday that she, Janelle, and Rachel will all be on the fans and favorites cruise in October. #BB28

Obviously there’s no indication there’s any returning players but if there are who are the most likely returnees from BB23-BB27? #BB28

Make BB Unlocked be hosted by Vorgan and it’s just #VorganHours in primetime

I hate to say it you know I do but Mrs. Moonves looks better than ever #BB28

How do you fellow self-sabotagers quiet the noise of the bad instincts and allow for good things to happen?

I think Liz is going to be trouble for the health of #RHORI long term. I like her a lot but whenever people don’t do what she wants them to do or say she retreats or quells conversation and that’s not good especially when you’re doing that in Season 1.

So the premiere is July 9. #BB28

It’s not even a stan thing it’s just objectively true. Tony’s WaW win was impressive in that he changed his entire strategy in order to survive but it took a failed Game Changers (and a built-in best friend) to get there. Natalie Anderson is one of the best underdog-to-powerhouse win of all time.

Obviously I can’t catch up with Summer House before In the City premieres. However, I am intrigued by the prospect. Do I need to watch Summer House before In the City or with a basic knowledge of Bravo, would it be like watching The Valley without VPR?

The idea that anyone could argue that Boston Rob is a better winner than Kim Spradlin is absurd on a number of levels, but mainly because, while both of their games were dominant and mirror each other, BRob did it on his 4th try and as a legend, Kim did it on her 1st as an unknown. #Survivor

Personal news that like 5 people will care about: I have an office at my new workplace. Like my own office. With a door. And there’s functioning air conditioning. That’s all.

Bring her back to me, please God.

Apparently Meme from BB25 is in a new reality show called The District about DC socialites with Nneka from #RHOP. I only know this because I saw a pic of them filming and I was like damn is that Cousin Meme??? And it was.

Btw I’ve known the Billie Eilish boomerang idol was bullshit from the beginning because I know who else they offered it to

People will (rightfully) talk about Cirie masterfully playing the extra vote as the move but I went into that split saying she’s DOA because no way Jonathan doesn’t join Devens and Emily to take out the big game.

I hope Ozzy knows that this season changed so many minds about him. He’s not good at Survivor and that’ll never change but he cared more and he tried more and he shifted things and out of anybody on the season I think he’s shown the most growth while still being Ozzy at his core.

Best winner and only satisfying outcome from here #Survivor50 1. Cirie Fields

Okay but I think we need to make a hottest survivor list…

Today’s my last day at my toxic work environment. I am overwhelmed with emotion. I start a new job on Monday. A lot of feelings. What else can I say?

Sometimes I just tweet like I’m Wendy Williams doing hot topics from the purple chair.

Shout out to Emily Flippen. I was excited by Emily’s return and she delivered a lot of the mess that was created this season and I think healed whatever wound she felt she had from 45.

Joe has voted against his will for every single person this entire season.

I know, right? #Survivor