K. V. O. M. G.

I’m hearing we may have made a #RHONY breakthrough to be announced at Bravocon. Sources are saying we have three OGs joining 3 or 4 newbies and combining forces for another revamp of RHONY. My guess: 🍎 Luann 🍎 Carole 🍎 Dorinda 🍏 Erin 🍏 Jessel 🍏 Sai Possibly 🍏Jenna

I fell off the Mario games before Rosalina became a thing and then popped back in way after. What is her lore? Have we skipped over Daisy for a particular reason? Does Rosalina have romance? Is it Luigi?

Nobody: Not a single soul: Kyle Richards at a party:

The fact that Lisa Rinna shared airspace with Rob Cesternino I don’t know that my brain is ready to compute that.

I don't want to talk about it but I also need to vent and so the only thing I'll say is that we need mass resignations/retirements ASAP because this cannot continue.

It’s so sad that Selling Sunset is over but wow 9 seasons over 6 years what a good run.

Big Bro Access said “take notes for me, jobless hoes! 💋”

Never has there ever been a moment on Housewives that encapsulates “fork found in kitchen” more than Slade Smiley being on the Board of Directors for The Liberace Foundation. #RHOC

I really wanted to like Hilary Duff’s song but it sounds like she recorded it on her iPhone in an airport bathroom and it’s so auto tuned to hell even Countess Luann was like eh that’s too much.

Yes to all of this and also with no offense to anyone in particular (and obviously mothers Paige and Izzy excluded and some others) I don’t think they had confidence that these people, on the whole, were smart enough to race outside of Europe. And let’s be honest, they were correct.

Here’s the thing: I support any Jurassic film being made and it was my favorites of the World series but they need to veer away from the weird monster gobbledygook territory they’re getting into. Dinosaurs shouldn’t be here and they are here and that’s bad enough.

They did this on purpose because we’re gumming up the revolution.

Read the pilot for the Lizzie McGuire reboot. It is phenomenal and would have been a huge hit for Disney+ or Hulu if they had allowed them to go there. This is one I’ll never get over.

Okay we’re back!

Why am I getting Internal Service Error??

Also is the app not working for other people or is it just me?

I just wish after a year here we’d have gotten at least one or two of the features on our wish lists.

Going from that hellscape to this less hellish scape is a top 10 decision of my life.

In honor of the anniversary of #bbsky here’s a midnight secret of my own: I have a crush on a bloomf but there’s a 0.0% chance they even really know I exist lmao I’m so random. And no I’m never going to say who it is.

I don’t know how anyone could say Meredith Marks is boring or a bad housewife. She’s a sleeper but when she awakens she is among the best in the game. #RHOSLC

I like Nate a whole lot and not just because of his proximity to the MCU, but even Mike White would probably say that part of what made him attractive to sit in F3 next to was the fact that he had a successful career in entertainment, which may have made people not vote for him to win. #Survivor

Wow I was going through it (I still am)

When I learned that my bloomfs were hot.

I’m so 🤪

What did he know?

There’s escape in escaping.

I was not ok. I’m still not ok. But you all made that ok. 💙

I stand by this.

The way we workshopped it to be worse. #skeets #bbsky

It’s not quite my 1 year anniversary (I had a panic attack 1 year ago today and was not social media-ing LOL) but close enough. Shoutout to all my bloomfs at the crib who made this such a nice home to land. 💙

It does feel like unless something drastic happens in the next several weeks that production (Jeff) has made the wrong choice in the S49 reps for S50 (no spoilers for those who don’t want to know) and/or the edit is just doing a really bad job at selling them because WOOF. #Survivor

The DSCC should be holding calls and meetings with every possible recruit in every 2026 race today but they won’t because they’re chaired by Kirsten Gillibrand.

Little tiny white hair wig. A million ear piercings. A cunty flippy collar. Cynthia Erivo’s court is in session!

Run candidates who can win and inspire their particular electorate. Thats the message. Focus on issues that matter. And when the issues aren’t resonating, find a great messenger who will make them resonate. It’s not rocket science.

I always think it’s so funny after an election where something big happens and they prognosticate what that means for the future and it is quite literally never indicative of anything.

Crazy seeing the races we didn’t hear about and they’re also historic wins

They better redraw the dickens out of that California map.

#bbsky mucked up the revolution and saved democracy and we did it while watching this

New York finally has a Mayor who personally knows Izzy , which is my only criteria for electability.

Congrats to my friends in NJ as well for not shitting the bed.

You Winsome you Losesome!

Well congrats to VA for electing your first female governor and it’s the right one.

It’s hard to feel in the moment because the last time still feels raw and visceral. Part of me is joyful and hopeful but a larger part is angry because if this had been the energy the last time then things would’ve been different. And maybe that’s something personal I have to reckon within myself.

I can hear the hahahas

Debra Messing’s fall from grace (no pun intended) should be studied.

But will her pencil-thin eyebrows make a triumphant return as well?

Jill Zarin using the threat of ICE to intimidate voters on Election Day she is despicable and needs to GET A HOBBY.

I miss Eileen Davidson.