The irony is rich.

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

Christianity really is Judaism's stalker ex.

#HappyThanksgiving to all of the atheists who look around and make eye contact with their non-Christian family members during grace 👀

Dick Cheney died before he got a chance to endorse Andrew Cuomo 😭😭😭

All the New York Has Fallen posts today are gonna be so funny

Oh man we are really not sending our best

The real question is: Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?

Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

Today is the start of #AceWeek 2025. Prepare yourself for memes and information!!

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

DC No Kings

That shame you feel at a protest when you accidentally cheer on a boo #NoKings

Annual reminder #IndigenousPeoplesDay

...."that's not discrimination" WTAF!!!

Well, this is fun: Cards Against Humanity have released a new version where every joke on every card is explained, turning the game into an "Informational product" so it's 100% exempt from Trump's tarriffs: www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus... All profits go to the American Library Association. 💥📚

It's greed and union busting

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Harrison Butker, the back-to-the-kitchen, women! Chiefs kicker developing a version of the yips where he keeps missing chipshot kicks far to the right, is one of the funnier developments of this year. Six mandatory workplace DEI workshops will fix this.

#Animorphs fans, I'm very happy to share that the first three books in the series are being rereleased next May with brand new covers. 🧊🦎 You can learn more here: thenerddaily.com/animorphs-by... Cover artist: @creepcaptain.bsky.social Book design: Cassy Price and Christopher Stengel at Scholastic

STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

What we know about the Charlie Kirk alleged shooter Tyler Robinson so far: - White - Straight - Male - Christian - Republican - Conservative background - 2nd Amendment supporter - experienced firearms user - a good son - 22 years old - outside of the murder, law abiding.

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

As a DC resident, these last few days of silence from the White House have been some of the calmest of the year. So dead or alive, thanks for the momentary peace!

Watch what Don Jr does with his left hand. This needs to be streaming inside the Capitol, Senate chamber, House chamber, and hologrammed across the White House and Department of Homeland Security.

Oh that’s what he meant by “cleaning up the city”!

Cash-Strapped Couple Forced To Share Bed https://theonion.com/cash-strapped-couple-forced-to-share-bed-1845014092/

When Republican-led states send their National Guards to DC, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing guns. They’re bringing hate. They’re fascists. And some, I assume, are good people.

Throwing a sandwich at a cop: felony. Beating a cop unconscious with a flag pole: tourist behavior.

He’s using the military against US citizens while gerrymandering democrats out of existence. The time to fight is now.

It's never too petty for a good old fashioned "I told you so!" #SupremeCourt #MarriageEquality

the quintessential ADHD experience

The only thing we need in D.C. are the EpsteinFiles

Has JD Vance achieved anything as VP in six months? Because we learned last election about high expectations for those in that critical position to show solid accomplishments.

There's no device slower than a retail store's back office computer

God forbid we let a homeless person sit down... IT'S GONE TOO FAR!

🌈✨ Today is International Non-Binary People’s Day! ✨🌈 To all non-binary folks: you are valid, you matter, and the world is brighter with you in it. 💛🤍💜🖤 Let’s keep showing kindness, respect, and love — today & every day. 🫶 #InternationalNonBinaryPeoplesDay #Kindness4all

What a headline.

Your Prime Day reminder that half of Amazon warehouse workers struggle with food & housing costs. A third have had to rely on government assistance like SNAP — which is about to get cut. If Bezos can spend $50M on a wedding, Amazon can afford to treat its workers with dignity.

July is Disability Pride Month 🩶❤️💛🤍💚💙🩶 Happy #DisabilityPrideMonth to everyone with visible and invisible disabilities. To everyone who cares for someone with a disability, and to everyone who is gonna learn about disability pride this month. Disability Pride is a fight and a celebration⭐

happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.

Guess it's time for us all to go back to being straight! #HappyPride #JustKidding

The correct term is ‘assassinated’ or ‘murdered.’ The AP makes it sound like an accident.