you know, i have been told by my prostitute friend that she was fucking some dude's wife while he sat tied up in a gimp suit in the corner, and it's somehow less cucked than "The florsheims fit fine".

an enormous and influential tract of British media has no interest in addressing the fact Nigel Farage is a far-right agitator, and that is a complete failure

Firing Chris Mason and Laura Kuenssberg would go a long way towards improving the political coverage of the BBC

I've become obsessed with this Ina Garten parody. It's Jeffries' favourite. How fabulous is that?

When the world is a dumpster fire, but it's June 1st.

Pride Month, lemme hear it!

Pride edition Hard Launch and Phil discusses his experiences of WILLOW?!? (if you never lived in York this post is totally irrelevant to you)

TG Jones should revert back to WH Smiths, X should revert back to Twitter and Starburst should revert back to Opal Fruits

Is today's theme problematic old queens of politics?

Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

How long until the inevitable gay porno entitled 'backshots' is released?

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The Mandalorian and Grogu has cratered in its second weekend at the box office and is now locked into being the lowest grossing Star Wars movie ever with a projected 335M - 365M global cume. Yikes.

Jigglypuff:

A man on the train just said to another passenger 'thank you for your smile, i appreciate it'. Can we pls be normal? Fml

Today i walked into the room and my almost 2 year old niece screamed the room down. I love being a guncle 💔

Post a photo from 2019... Flashing collar bone at Ally Pally after seeing Robyn during the Honey tour

Alternatively put it ftont and centre in the manifesto for the next election and if the HoL dares block legislstion again ram it through with the parliament act and then abolish the HoL.

This is 14% of Lebanon's territory. Functionally indistinguishable from what Russia has done in Donetsk, Luhansk and Crimea.

Whether the numbers on this are right or wrong the framing is disgusting. A million young people are being let down by the education system and the job market in this country.

I am equal measure scared that firing Beau DeMayo will have ruined the writing and impatient to binge the bejeezus out of X-Men 97 Season 2

I was this many years old when I learned that Nicholas Cage is actually Nicholas Coppola the nephew of The Godfather and Apocalypse Now director Francis Ford Coppola.

That one Stars Hollow town meeting:

I went to the cinema so i could take advantage of their aircon for a few hours and saw the Sheep Detectives. It is basically a live action Aardman film. If you love Chicken Run, murder mysteries, Hugh Jackman and films with a lot of heart then ewe will think this movie is shear perfection.

The Gods are trying their best to warn humanity that they are displeased with us but their PR game hasn't improved since biblical times and the tiktok generation is oblivious that end times are coming

When i eventually get a car i need one of these stickers:

It may not solve all of the world’s problems, but I think we can all agree that having more bakeries, libraries, museums, and bookstores would be an important first step.

Mariah Carey Natalie Imbruglia Patrick Wolf Kylie Kim Petras Carly Rae Jepsen Robyn Ladyhawke Troye Sivan Lights Some male artists are ok but mostly a total slave to female pop divas

Do you think the pharaohs were this insufferable about the pyramids?

this is a masterpiece

Any other year Daniel Zizka from Czechia would absolutly have gotten it 🫦 🇨🇿

Reducing inequality and personal freedom being my strongest priorities isn't a huge surprise ✊️https://findmypolitics.com

Israel came second. The EBU needs to fully investigate the very obvious voting irregularities because this happens every single year. Fuck Israel. Fuck the EBU. And frankly fuck everyone who tuned into Eurovision this year. There's no "love love peace peace" when you are condoning genocide.

I didn't have Keir Mather being the UK's equivalent of Senate Twink on my 2026 bingo card

We've reached the point of 'you can't sack me if you can't speak to me' Utter farce

If Polanski gets taken down by a river boat scandal it will be very on theme for the Green Party

Why does it look like Rachel Reeves is officiating a wedding between Keir Starmer and Gordon Brown

Damn i was potentially going to skip the Odyssey but if Robert Pattinson and Tom Holland are going to have homoerotic sexual tension im going to be sat opening day.

Cher is dead. Long live new Cher #MetGala2026

Hudson ready to fend off the thirsty gays with his matador eleganza #MetGala2026

whew, I was worried she wouldn't be here.

I love this take on costume as art. She's wearing a paint splash

what, in the end, is there to say

is she the Flying Dutchman

Make a future theme 'Go Girl Give Us Nothing' and watch every celebrity slay the house down with the most sickening looks #MetGala2026

Id be so here for a Hellfire Gala comic book theme

The world does not deserve Heidi Klum. Multiple times a year she personifies 'not taking myself too seriously' and creates viral moments that brings everyone joy.

Nicholas of Finland