Too many straggots at the gym today 😭

Yay overthought and overbooked 🤭

Walking back from the pool, feet wet in my slides and I sound like SpongeBob moved in to our neighborhood 😂

Orange you glad it’s hump day?

Lowkey feels like a straight signifier is wearing pants to the gym

Also I didn’t realize it was sooooo common to be stoned and working out. Especially this early 😂

Yeah still h word and at the gym. Not the greatest combo 😭

Hump day rung in very nicely so far 🤭🤤

I love that (over text) if we don’t sound like My Little Pony characters we’re being mean to patients ☺️

Once again I’m in heat and scrolling on here isn’t helping! 🥴

Gotta figure out where to park for tonight cuz our complex is fixing the driveways and I missed my chance to switch my day off so I wouldn’t have to worry about it 😭

I really want Black kids to be careful in groups when they’re the only Black kid…

Being my man’s mcm for life is pretty great ngl

Love this post 4th smog in the air mmm

Hubs is trying to get me to go to a 7 am spin class. Pray for me yall 😭

Let the weekend commence!

Yall all getting buffer and more swole and hotter idk if I have enough bussy to go around but imma sure try 🤭

Need this crew of handymen in the most non biblical way possible

Workout went Plus Ultra

i’m gonna be so much gayer in july and also each subsequent month

Steamy for the final day of Pride

Feeling very Pussy van Fag this final Pride Sunday

If I stub my pinky toe one more time I’m gonna

Who’s got the Sunday scaries? Not me 👾

Shorts all up in my boochie today

You’re as fine as you say you are.

Survived work and playing pokemon, maybe it’s all worth it

Idk I think I’m losing it cuz why have I actual had decent days at work this week? Like I hate it here but I’m laughing 🤭

Need to rub some butts

Late but obsessed with Genndy’s Primal

Running this one back cuz my ass looked amazing this day

Made hummus before hitting the gym and all I can smell on myself is cumin and lime juice 😂

i will get big juicy tiddies i will get big juicy tiddies

Yeah I need for bar’s dirty martini’s to get dirtier

Bonus from my pool day cuz I’m getting happy with my back 🥹

Need to do something gay this weekend

KENNEDY!!!

Happy Juneteenth, frens!

Happy Juneteenth cousins ❤️🖤💚

Stripes on stripes for your Thursday

Random day off means reading and a little sunning

Frolicked so much this weekend ☺️

Slept saur hard I slept on my left eye yay

Yeah, singlet Sattaday

Singlet Sattaday ☺️

Pre workout morning, coffee for post workout brekkie, and tea throughout the rest of the day to be less manic let’s go

We made it, let’s have a bomb ass Tuesday 😎

Got some good sun and jammed out. Thank you Weho 🥹

Weho Pride bih 🤭🌈