This is my daily commute and absolutely the worst part of it

🚨 LOOKING FOR ARTISTS 🚨 I’m looking for two kinds of artists, capable of quick turnarounds: - NSFW artists (2D and 3D) - Pixel artists (that can also do animations) Please comment below or email misslala.mgmt@gmail Thanks all! ❤️

Same mr stag, same

I feel my watch knows too much

@singyamatokun.bsky.social I hadn’t realised you were on here! Missed your updates since abandoning twitter

Great to meet you at EMF and thanks for answering my many questions. My son really enjoyed your session too. @blumineck.bsky.social

Has anyone ridden the Dirty Reiver? Looks very interesting but it’s 400 miles away and would take 6 hours to get to so I’m struggling a bit to commit. #UK_Cycling #Gravel

Dunwich at 04:20

@zizifothsi.bsky.social I just did a little delighted noise when I realised you were on here. Been a long time since I left Twitter

Just tried to visit the PMT music website to find they’ve gone into insolvency :( I hope the wonderful staff I’ve dealt with are all ok.

Can I work from the paddling pool today please?

10 weeks of minimal exercise due to a broken ankle and my FTP is down 20%. Toddlers on balance bikes will have no difficulty passing me now

Found the perfect mucous for your shark inspired NanoPan @daraobriain.bsky.social #NonStick #CuriousCases.

It seems yesterday was world goth day and I missed it.

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Do you still use Laka insurance @velobetty.uk ?

VattiJubes?

So, retaliatory tariff wars or push push push for better trade with the rest of the world, you know, like our close neighbours in Europe?

Considering doing a road ride, London to Brighton and back as I haven’t done 100miles in over a decade and need to do that before committing to chase the sun. Anyone else up for it? Probably a fair bit slower than most committed cyclists pace…

To stop cycle fatalities you need: ✔️Protected cycle tracks on main roads that continue at junctions that keep vulnerable road users and large vehicles separate. You don't need: ❌Helmets ❌High Viz ❌Cycle training

Had a vitality health check today over a teams call. Who else could get a paper cut from the tape measure on a health check…

Why am I having adverts for stab vests pushed at me?

Hey, Otep, do you think you could make California Girls sound really sleazy? Otep: oh hell yes. youtu.be/Sj3-Gz-xgPk

My only positive hope for 2 weeks time is that T’rump might be the push the UK needs to rebuild relations with the EU. Bonus points if it means we wake up to our home grown far right issues, but I’m not optimistic.

Greatly enjoyed @jayrayner1.bsky.social ‘s nights out at home with pimped Bombay mix as prescribed. Fantastic book Jay, thank you.

Happy new year all x. I hope it’s a better year than you were hoping for

@unfortunatalie.bsky.social can I ask you a drum question please? My daughter is super keen on drums and obsessed with music pattern matching games. I’ve found clone hero supports rock band style toy drum kits but also supports midi input. Have you ever bought entry level midi drums? Any thoughts?

The elves on the shelves are getting militant over here:

Does anyone on here play #CloneHero?

There's a parliamentary petition for an independent review of the Cass report into gender medicine for young people. It's a problematic document from by the previous government, shaped by TERFs. If you're a Brit, you can sign it, whether in the UK or not. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

This week's Rare Earth was recorded in front of a live audience in Liverpool, and we were discussing the climate impacts of the live entertainment industry - film, tv, sport, huge music gigs... how do we get all the fun without the climate cost? Available online now: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds...

Welcome back @claire-eff.bsky.social !

I'm not on twitter anymore, but this tweet from 2 years ago is sadly more accurate than ever

Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.

@robinince.bsky.social , your imp of the mind set, is that available to purchase anywhere?

@garwboy.bsky.social looking for some advice please. If you were looking for a book on living with someone with dementia, is there a book you would go to or an author you would suggest? Thanks

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

How was your gig @unfortunatalie.bsky.social ?

There’s been a big influx of people recently, where are the #cyclists (road and mtb) and #photographers? Also looking for UK wild camping and #makers

Non- binary Bluesky accounts, nonskynary?

@annijyn.bsky.social were you aware?

Just read an article by Alex Farber about you in Gervais @robinince.bsky.social I remember talking to you about him at one your gigs a decade or so ago with Grace Petrie at the station in Sutton Coldfield. Thank you for sharing your experience I’m sure it wasn’t easy.

Silly wasp, that’s USB

I’ve just opened up a remote key fob to find 2 stacked cr2016 batteries. How did I not know before that they take up the same space as 1x cr2032 genius!

Less than one week and it’s started.

Local charcoal for local people

Exit polls in. Great news for labour. Was hoping Lib Dem’s would do better and actually be the opposition party, but I guess we can’t have everything

Two hours! I’ve spent my life in ultra safe Tory seats. Here’s hoping that changes without me moving house