Tents are really just big jackets with sticks in them, when you think about it.

Yeah, don't do that.

After a few days travelling through northern Europe and passing through borders one thing is abundantly clear... Brexit was one of the most stupid things Britain has ever done and it was a huge, huge mistake. Nobody has ever given a better benefit of Brexit than the freedom of movement we had.

According to the BBC Hounslow is in the top five local authorities supporting the highest number of asylum seekers at the end of March. Now I live in Hounslow and I have to say it's a a great place to live and I'm very proud of this! Refugees are welcome here! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...

I don't want voice input. Also I don't want voice input. But on the other hand I don't want voice input. Finally, I don't want voice input.

[1] GitHub CEO Thomas Dohmke: ‘Embrace AI or quit your job’ www.financialexpress.com/life/technol... [2] GitHub CEO Thomas Dohmke to step down www.msn.com/en-au/money/...

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

On Rainy Fascist Island, UKIP leader Nick Tenconi does a literal Nazi salute meanwhile police are busy arresting a blind man in a wheelchair for speaking out against a genocide.

In the UK people can wave a swastika and throw Nazi salutes at far-right rallies but a pensioner holding a “Palestine Action” sign is where the law draws the line

HARD pass.

This is just so sad. #TourDeFrance #ProCycling youtu.be/efs8LibK_fo

I'm surprised that BBC News didn't see the grift here. They've positioned this girl and her father as "just wanting to say they're British" but now she's speaking at a Tommy Robinson rally and her father, previously convicted of fraud, has set up a GoFundMe. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

genocide www.bbc.co.uk/news/resourc...

Right, my work calendar is not bloody Tetris! You don't have to jam meetings in filling up every single gap! 🤬

The single thing that REALLY annoys me about films and TV is when people drink out of a coffee cup but it's clearly empty and then they don't even swallow. I know it's my problem but it crashes me out of verisimilitude and I can't help noticing. Would it be too hard to just put some liquid in?!

Hot Friday take: tourists should stay off the tube at rush hour. Go get a coffee somewhere.

Why do boomers on trains use their phones on speaker and HOLD THEM UP TO THEIR EARS?!!

Obsessed with this website britinn.com which just shows how plain and corporate websites have become nowadays....and I don't think they're better for it at all! 😊

When I mention going to Iceland on my bike in a couple of months people keep on asking if I'm going with others. When I say I'm going alone they often say "it's better to go with somebody". Well WHO?! My choices are go alone or don't go at all. I don't have anybody to go with. 🤷‍♀️

If cars are parked on the street why does the moon contain certain thoughts?

If a sheep is a triangle, why do crows fly?

When I'm walking around town I have to dodge out of the way of people as they don't move an inch when they're passing me. Last night I was walking through town and almost pressed against a window to my left and a guy walked past to my right and I didn't move quickly enough so we bumped arms.

Driving home a car was stopped in the other lane. A driver behind it just pulled straight onto my side of the road, without even looking at me. I swerved into the gutter, braked, and beeped my horn. Then a guy down the road started screaming something at me too. People have lost their minds!

It's amazing how many adverts I'm seeing at the moment to travel to the USA. Hahahahahaha, there is NO CHANCE! 🍊

June is Pride Month. Let's call out companies who show support for LGBTQ+ people while also advertising on GB News, a channel that pumps out LGBTQ+ hate. Tell these companies to pick a side - hate or Pride: action.goodlawproject.org/pick-side-ha...

For those of you that need to know this; Adobe, Burberry, KLM, Listerine, Nissan, Radisson, SoundCloud, Squarespace, Trainline, and Vistaprint all advertise on GBNews. #StopFundingHate #HateOrPride

Thank goodness #Springwatch is back again!

At Kings Cross tube station earlier and a bloke going down the escalator had a cheeky toot on his vape. A few seconds later an angry tannoy message rang out "DO NOT IGNITE VAPES IN THE UNDERGROUND OR WE WILL CLEAR THE ENTIRE STATION". 😏

I'm going on holiday to Ireland tomorrow for a few days and dropped my dog off at my brother's last night. I already miss him so much! 🥺

Can't park your swasticar there.

Stand up for trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ Join me and @GoodLawProject and help us fight the rollback of trans rights in the UK. goodlawproject.org/s/851fc4

My biggest surprise of #CBBUK is how lovely I think JoJo Siwa is. She's a really nice person, I think.

Last night I was out with some friends and we walked around a car totally parked on the pavement, past an absolutely hammered guy who started catcalling one of us. He then staggered over and got into the car in the driver's seat. A police car was at the traffic light so I went over to say this.

Some of today's #MetalMusic album drops! 🤘

Some of today's metal #newReleases, April 4th 2025.

Never forget, a 13-year study found that protected bike-lanes led to a drastic decline in fatalities for all road users. ALL ROAD USERS. And painted bike-lanes? No safety improvement at all. For sharrows, it’s actually safer to NOT have them. Via @usa.streetsblog.org @nyc.streetsblog.org

This week's #metal #NewRelease highlights! 🤘🔥

I got a strike for posting this then appealing it. It was a reply to somebody being rude about Geordies. I also report racist, transphobic, and homophobic comments but the report is always that the poster didn't break the rules.

On a call with a vendor we use and somebody said "...we can nut out some of the topics...". What is your understanding of "nutting out" something? Because I have a particular understanding... 🤔

My picks for #metal #newReleases today!

I'm putting money on this company asking for security experts in 6 months when their system is breached. #VibeCoder getcoai.com/careers/vibe...

Guess I'm not going to see Gel in July at The Dome anymore. 😭 #hardcore #punk #rockMusic www.instagram.com/p/DHZksPJS2fK/

People often ask me what genre #SleepToken and my reply is always "yes".

Looks like metal's back on the menu, boys!! www.forbes.com/sites/hughmc...

Well that escalated quickly! #AIDoesntReplaceHumans

IT'S HERE!!! #SleepToken sleeptoken.lnk.to/Emergence/

Got a ticket for #Slayer and a massive #ThrashMetal line-up for Finsbury Park in the summer! SO STOKED!! 🔥

Armed robberies are happening in the #RoyalParks but apparently the #MetPolice aren't going to do anything about it because it's a bit early in the morning. The police in London are not fit for purpose. www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...