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I have a large quantity of cats, plants, spreadsheets, and ADHD
Eagerly awaiting the episode of Air Crash Investigation where they reveal that the plane was ājust being a silly sausageā
about 1 month ago
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Iām on that migraine prodrome brain, just looked for the word ādiplomaticā but ended up telling my colleagues that the email I wrote was āvery ambassadorialā
about 1 month ago
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Me, addressing the class on the first day of human piloting school: OKAY BOYS, the first thing you gotta know about operating your human vehicle is to keep the knees LOCKED and HYPEREXTENDED at ALL TIMES
about 1 month ago
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Stephen Collins
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Gary Delaney Comedian
about 2 months ago
A story in three parts
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Iām bad at remembering to post now, but let me tell you that Alice came into heat and a bad time was had by all
about 2 months ago
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Why do they call it a mommy makeover and not
about 2 months ago
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Squiggle is the toughest, cutest, wiggliest mofo around - if you have any money to spare, please toss some her way?
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2 months ago
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Robert Saunders
2 months ago
Why are the American president's claims about autism the first item on British news bulletins? He's not our president, the advice doesn't apply here and he's not presented any evidence to support his assertions. So why spread these claims? What make this the biggest story in the UK?
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What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & thatās why there are unsolved missing persons cases
2 months ago
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The duality of cat motherhood
3 months ago
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Jason Kirk
3 months ago
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
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In todayās heartening news my right-wing boomer dad and I had a conversation about current events where we were in full & vociferous agreement, so there is hope for the offline population
3 months ago
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sianushka.bsky.social
3 months ago
Good that the Guardian is calling Kirk āfar rightā and showings its readers his views - not ācommon senseā, not āconservativeā, but far right conspiracy.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Charlie Kirk in his own words: āprowling Blacksā and āthe great replacement strategyā
The far-right commentator didnāt pull his punches when discussing his bigoted views on current events
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/sep/11/charlie-kirk-quotes-beliefs?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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ZoĆ« āBaddie Proctorā Quinn
3 months ago
idk man if I had just lost my kid to a school shooting and the news cycle was dominated by people loudly mourning the loss of a guy whose lifeās work was radicalizing people, largely children, into thinking thatās a cool and normal thing to do while contributing nothing else, Iād probably go insane
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Chris Hayes
3 months ago
He joked multiple times about Paul Pelosi getting smashed in the skull with a hammer.
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Max Berger
3 months ago
This should go without saying, but Trump is not opposed to political violence. Heās opposed to violence against his political allies. He is either silent about, or approving of, violence against his political enemies.
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EwaGreen š
3 months ago
this is going to be useful as a reference point for when you're dealing with people who just don't understand, won't believe, or also lionize the sort of person being posthumously lauded right now
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Todayās weaning attempt: smeared a little bit of wet food on her paw so sheād have to lick it off. Sheās now walking around squeaking furiously about her suddenly delicious foot
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3 months ago
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She is absolutely refusing to wean, and when I dare to dab a bit of formula on her chin to lick off she gives me this look:
3 months ago
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I work near a garden centre, and when I see people leave carrying their new purchases I like to think theyāre taking their plants out for a walk
3 months ago
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Pressure ulcers are just your bones trying to escape your body
3 months ago
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Todayās topic: Lakes: can we trust them
3 months ago
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Absolute benny hill hours in here
3 months ago
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The girlies are on one this morning and have fully trashed my room
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3 months ago
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I loved Long Story Short but also their writing team have quite clearly been stealing from me & my special brain
3 months ago
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The boss and the nepo hire
3 months ago
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I have an allotment. I love my allotment. If I had to live off it Iād be dead by now
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3 months ago
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BeijingPalmer
4 months ago
One of my beliefs is that every school should have a working farm attached so kids can learn that farming sucks and is really hard
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MAMA NO YOUāRE EMBARRASSING ME
3 months ago
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I fostered Squiglet for a few days until she could reach Moggy Manor, and she is the cutest wobbliest most precious little bean to ever exist
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3 months ago
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GUESS WHAT IāM FOSTERING AGAIN
4 months ago
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My tiny idiot daughter hunts and attempts to eat a butterfly
4 months ago
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Imagine being a regular olā shark and seeing a hammerhead for the first time
5 months ago
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Camp
5 months ago
I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
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Do we have any compelling proof that harpy eagles are not just short wealthy furries playing a dastardly little trick on everyone
5 months ago
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Adam
5 months ago
I have a phobia of bees and if my phone rang and the screen said āBeesā I think I might die.
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I have recently come into an allotment and let me tell you: it is deeply silly
5 months ago
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Daniel
5 months ago
There are a lot of kinda mid children out there.
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The jellyfish was robbed
5 months ago
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People are always being described as having ātwo beautiful childrenā or āthree beautiful childrenā but they never say how many ugly children they have
5 months ago
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i hate stevia so much it tastes like a lemon menstruating
5 months ago
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I keep thinking up great punchlines but canāt make a setup to match them. So far: * the repercussion section * vice cubes * a leperchaun
5 months ago
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Jólakötturinn, the giant cat who eats people, is problematic
5 months ago
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DID YOU KNOW Shark scales are analogous to teeth, not skin Each denticle has a root, enamel, dentine, and pulp
5 months ago
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Friends fear sheās visiting Iceland again
5 months ago
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6 months ago
thisās why i have no chill with hp fans or ppl who bang on about how she just has opinions. jk rowling is a legitimate evil in the world. itās not hyperbole.
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Max has had issues with weight loss recently - he dropped from 5kg to 4.6, which is a lot when you are a small cat! Anyway, heās now on a mono-protein diet and BEHOLD HIS ENCHONKENING
6 months ago
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Anatomy of online laugh transcription: āHahaā - normal, respectable, nothing to write home about āHohoā - speaks of a certain Victorian jollity, or perhaps an owl. Delightful! āHeheā - this person is a despicable pervert
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