Once again announcing I'll be opening for hypno fursuit commissions at FWA! Check out the thread for examples, prices, details, etc. ! I can come to you and film!

I rarely boost this, but I'm just under 6 weeks out from surgery (June 11, holy shit!!) and I am SO CLOSE to my goal!! 😭💕 At this point the surgery itself is covered and I'm down to just bill money so I can take time off work to recover. Thank you all SO MUCH #TransArtist #QueerArtist #MutualAid

If you find an intellectual that thinks agreement with them is a sign of intelligence, you have found a thinker whose ego has outpaced their curiosity

And now rent is due on top of that and I didn't do as well as I wish on patreon so if you want a commission or simply wanna help a wolf lmk.

I am usually a pretty level-headed guy. But the Xfinity store always –ALWAYS– turns me into a bad person.

The lesson of the lotus eaters was written 2700 years ago 🙄

Imagining people watching their little libraries like bird-feeders. "Nothing but common neighborhoood Karens today. Wait--oh my god, babe; come quick! It's a short-crested genderqueer. They're taking the Steinbeck!"

Quesadillas are just a socially acceptable excuse to eat the entire bag of cheese in one sitting

“But what will normies think of the fandom if you do that?!” My dude, I truly and wholeheartedly don’t give a fuck

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

Cover your fursuit harness in these

Huh, you'd think they'd be pansexual?

No they aren't

Embraer? I hardly know 'er!!

Sorry, can you offer the tail end of the plane too? I wanna get all turbulent up in that Airbussy

People: Why would you wanna hook up with Mewtwo? He's just some weird looking cat. Mewtwo (telekinetically squeezing your prostate like a lime):

CAN NEBUDDY ON THIS WEBSITE DO PROFESSIONAL HEADSHOTS IN THE BOSTON AREA PLS DM ME W/ UR RATES THX

Recreate this at FWA with fursuiters and the con chair

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it. Anyway: fund basic research.

low key love that our message in a bottle to the universe, the proof that we existed long after our species and our planet itself are gone, something that will last an ungodly amount of time is essentially unsolicited nudes and a mixtape

NPR: We have Charlie from Tucson writing in, "I have MS and I-" Drive-thru cashier opening window right then because of course: Here's your card back. NPR: "-I can't masturbate but I have needs-" Me: Thanks...

Anyone in need of an FWA room? I have a con-block Hilton res that I need to get rid of

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

Many of the issues with the Star Wars sequel movies are legit, but one decade on, what do we think of “it’s just too implausible that complacency would allow a fascist movement to rise to full power only a few decades after the previous one’s crushing defeat”?

That should buff right out 🙂‍↕️

the penne opticon

It took them 7 years but after much hemming and hawing, they finally finished their donkey fursuit

This totally works. I just woke up @shilohcorgsky.bsky.social with slice of breakfast pizza held near her face

I can definitely see myself being polite to the point of neuroticism and, if I've done this to you, I'm sorry!

Aren't some of these redundant?

“Long ago I yearned to be a hero without knowing, in truth, what a hero was. Now, perhaps, I understand it a little better. A grower of turnips or a shaper of clay, a Commot farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone." ~~THE HIGH KING Lloyd Alexander

Taegi 💜💜

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

guy whose says "liminal" too much found dead at the end of a normal hallway

That's how the line goes, right?

Be careful who you share your fantasies with. There are certain masters and handlers who do pup-play to win. Careful now boy, best not get too excited about it. Art by @stickmanwww.bsky.social #transfur #nsfw #tftuesday

Hello #PortfolioDay! I'm a freelance illustrator who loves fantasy themes. I enjoy painting ttrpg characters, creatures, and animals! 🎨 sleepingfoxart.com ✉️ sleepingfoxart.com/contact #fantasyart #dndart

Isn't that just imagination?

… and ye shall know a good man, by the affection of his rescue dogs

200mg of caffeine is a lot, mommy

I put my ski gloves on wrist strap tethers and I kinda wish my handpaws had them too

I welcome the departure of "cock-ring-falls-off" weather.

✨Hello! ✨ I got some unexpected expenses, so I'm opening 7 colored sketch slots. I'll be working on them in between my ongoing commissions! 70€, one character, SFW or artistic nudity. 🎵 Please reply to reserve a slot and then send a DM! Thank you! ✌️ (no wips since it's a colored sketch)

Sometimes a sad adult needs to watch this generation's show about a funny blue dog #art #furryart #sona

"Like what you see?~" Hit me up on Telegram @ WitekArtStash if interested ❤️

It's only smegma when it's /inside/the foreskin. It's smava once it comes out