Dick Cheney has died. I realise you know that already, but I just like saying it.

We’ve done it, finished watching all of Outrageous Fortune again. Wow S6 has been a hard watch, I had forgotten a lot of how it ended. Wish it had have finished in S5 TBH. We’ll watch Westside next, but not for a few months. I have the DVDs

So I’m at the salon waiting to get my hair done and a delivery driver turned up with uber eats Maccas for a customer here with their hair in foils hahaha

I’m in my work’s underground car park just waiting a few more minutes before heading in and there’s this driver who has been attempting to reverse park into the spot for the last 5min and I’m so grateful they’re not next to me directly

#NowPlaying 🕚 11:20 am 🎵 Wide Open Road 🧑‍🎤 The Triffids 💿 Born Sandy Devotional 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

#NowPlaying 🕚 11:11 am 🎵 Monsters 🧑‍🎤 Something For Kate 💿 Echolalia 🎧 Apple Music / Spotify / YouTube Music 📝 Lyrics

I didn’t pick history as an elective in high school, but I remember all the times I sat with my great grandmother and she told me about her experience in WW2 and how Jewish people were murdered by the Nazis. And now it boggles me that some descendants of the survivors are murdering Palestinians

We need more protest songs. #hottest100

Ya know Triple J if the song came out before the hottest 100s started to be counted down each year then of course they’re debuting this year. Anyway

This makes Year 12 Clair so happy

Okay the kids voted for the Telstra ad

It’ll always be number one for me

Flu vaccines should be covered by Medicare. If we want to have community immunity and lowered healthcare costs from people getting sick with influenza, then not having them at $25ea at the chemist for people to maybe be able to afford would be a start

Outrageous Fortune on YouTube too for those who know

“This is 16 candles not pretty in pink” “even worse there a grape scene in it, don’t let miss 14 see it” Happy Saturday

I remember being at work in 2003 and there was the breaking news that we were invading Iraq and I was 19 and like this is fucked, what the actual fuck. Now I’m 42 and the US is like lol we bombed Iran. What the fuck? I don’t agree with this. It’s 2003 all over again.

WMDs is so 2003

I’ve tried really hard to care about the world but wow my own shit is pretty shit right now so please know I’m here in solidarity but can’t be there in person

It’s been such a fucked up week and honestly I would just like to know when the weeks stop being so fucked up

Why is Seek such a bullshit website? You put a very specific term in like “nurse manager” and it’s like “hey do you want to look at this AIN role in a nursing home 300km away” no fuckface, I want to see nurse manager jobs in the specific range I stated

Fixed it for you, ABC

I really resent getting to work 30min early and still not being able to get a parking spot close to my work. It’s unfair that at 10pm I’m walking across the suburb to get to my car

Anyway because we live in a hellscape, I recommend binge watching The Nanny on Stan to try and forget how shit everything is

Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.

This DT headline: it’s a fucking AID ship. I’m sure that those 259 comments are not unhinged mouth breathing men who all happen to have crazy ex wives and no access to their children… right?

People who get new smart phones every time a new one comes out, who drive petrol cars and live inside their artificially heated or cooled homes complaining about how bad AI is for the environment are scolds who actually deserve to be unhappy

My 13yo just asked me what’s economics and I said “the term is actually ‘voodoo economics’”. Basically I am my own target audience

If you’re a prayers or good thoughts person, please keep my mates little girl in mind tonight and over the next few days. She was hit by a car today and is in hospital. It’s most appreciated xx

It is not blood libel to state accurately who is being killed and by whom. If the IDF and its supporters do not want its reputation linked to the slaughter of more than 16,000 babies and children, I would suggest they stop killing babies and children.

I saw images from Harrington that showed cows washed up on the beach, they had drowned in the floods. It’s honestly so devastating to see this catastrophe so soon after the last one. So many animals will have perished. This area was razed in 2019, flooded in 2021 and now flooded again in 2025

I bought 1.5kg of potatoes from the fresh food people this morning and the best before date is the 26th. Anyway they’re all green and inedible

We went from ‘t-shirts and sleeping with the fan on’ to ‘It’s so fucking cold inside the house I need my Oodie’ real bloody quick

Stop using apps to track your cycle. It’s so easy to set up a diary on paper and then there’s also no risk of your health data being used by corporations for their financial gain. Our bodies are our own business.

People’s attitudes towards semaglutides is a good measure of whether they’re truly interested in improving other people’s health or they’re more interested in scolding other people for whatever bizarre reason.

Hey @abcnewsbot.bsky.social it’s actually Loreen

In light of this: a quick and first reaction to whatever the fuck happened tonight… #Eurovision

Does Marlboro still sell lights? I’m asking for a friend

UPDATE: James McGrath still in the ABC studio waiting for the pre-polls to come in. #AusVotes25 #ausvotes #AusPol

I got to work today and someone had written “May the 4th be with you” on the whiteboard and then this afternoon one of my colleagues accused me of doing it. Um absolutely not. I’m basic but not that fucking basic

How will Gina afford to pay full price for fuel now she didn’t get her election victory?

Has anyone left cans of dog food at Dutton‘s electorate office yet?

How funny was Antony Green calling Dutton “Peter Dick” by accident last night. I’m still laughing at that. Anyway. Good times

Miss 13 just said to me “it’s ironic that Peter Dutton comes from Dick son” and I didn’t care to correct her use of the word ironic because she’s right

“Dad, someone on Trading Post is selling 500 slightly used Amelia Hamer election signs” “How much do they want?” “Fifteen bucks. But you have to collect them from a Jane Hume” “Tell em they’re dreamin” #AusVotes

The Melbourne mural depicting female victims of alleged violence was spray-painted with the words "war on men".

Yikes.

Important to note, your preferences are yours to choose. Your candidate or party may suggest who to preference but you have the power to put whoever you like in whatever order you like.

Your vote is so important in tomorrow’s election. Did you know that in 2007, Knights of Cydonia by Muse had only 14 more votes than Straight Lines by Silverchair. Every vote counts and so do your preferences. Please don’t fuck it up for yourself, your democracy is important

The man never drank a duff in his life

#Hume I wanted to put Angus last but honestly the others are actually worse