I apologise profusely for fhwumping down heavily atop your testicles

Centaurs have 4 legs and two arms. That makes them Insects 🤔

That's Life.

Today I will be mostly pruning tree branches

At the #ChurchOfTheBigHammer

Not ded

Vale Jon Kudelka. One of the good guys. One of the best guys.

That's a wrap on 2025. I won't be around here in 2026. I fear the worst is yet to come. Hugs to those who have lost loved ones this year. #fuckcancer #COTY25 is a no brainer... Those two cowardly cunts, closely followed by everyone who used it to promote division. Happy New Year.

Last minute drama I have 4 x ACDC tix for right now at Accor Stadium. If you want them hit me up and I'll WhatsApp you the tix. Don't let these go to waste...please..

Root you fucking plonker

Duckett you fucking plonker

New meme just dropped

Oh wow...look at those NVIDIA earnings.... I'm going to put ALL my savings into that stock.... Nek minnit... FUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuck

#Ashes and AC/DC ...what a day !

Ukraine already had US security guarantees...and they weren't worth shit. Agent Krasnov does his master's bidding

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Look at my daughter's very photogenic cat

Big deal... I think about sleep before, during and after sleep.

Does anyone give a fuck?

It's pronounced grapé.

There needs to be investigations into this bloke's finances. Coz no-one would be this stupid, or tell so many lies for free www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

I'm going to give watching this T10 a crack. I'm preparing to be disappointed

Don't know if any of you have had a look at the price of Christmas hams. ...but when did they start feeding pigs gold and platinum? Fucking hell !

The Epstein business is a cover-up of epic proportion not just from Trump but Biden as well. And previous federal and state governments. Thousands of images and gigabytes of recorded video were taken in various raids. Hundreds of victim statements. Yet not one prosecution. Not one arrest.

Lolol..."unclear"

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ARIA AWARDS 2025 deliver big wins for Amyl, Ninajirachi and Dom Dolla Tonight’s ARIA Awards have wrapped on Paramount+, but 10’s delayed broadcast is still rolling — so consider this your spoiler warning.

Parents who allow their child to play loud iPad games in public areas should be ferociously beaten...with aforementioned child.

10 years ago yesterday :(

Eating a meal. A succulent Chinese meal.

Every male reporter in that room when Trump called a female reporter "piggy" needs to go home and explain to their wife, partner, sister, mother, daughter and any other significant female in their life why they sat there mute, like the misogynistic cowards they are.

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President Bone Spurs welcomes Crown Prince Bone Saw to the Whitehouse.

Look at this TARDIS arse mf

Loving the small distractions during a busy day 🥰

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Only midday and already sending energy to the grid. I gotta get another battery

US Congres needs to go a step further than just "releasing" all the Epstein Files. Any files released will be compromised and redacted. Congress needs to offer Whistleblower protection to any past or present DOJ employee to give statements on what they know about or have seen in those files.

Hell of a week. Thank fuck it's Friday

Approaching Tondu. 21 October 2025. #railway #photography

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@greenbaypackers.bsky.social won today. They beat The Giants. Everybody beats the fucking Giants.

Aaaaaand home

Popeganda How about he return the peace and dignity to every victim of endemic Catholic Church child abuse.

The new Party Bus. Won't bore you with the details but it's had a lot of work done. It's a proper off-roader (air lockers etc etc) and a tough as nails 300tdi and manual gearbox. Drives like a tractor but reliable. Discos are imho the best 4wds in the world. Can't wait to go camping in it.

Landed. Melbourne, your weather sucks.

First leg - Orange And yes, we are going the opposite direction to Melbourne But we start heading south from here

WE GOT A BAG FIDDLER, FOLKS. Taken his backpack down from overhead TWICE already and now he's burrowing around in it like a rat on meth

I kif you fucking not ... There is a bloke in this waiting room whistling...full on warbling showtunes scored for moist punchable lips.