Disappointed NT news couldnt think up a better headline. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Blow it up like the whale.

Every worst decision, every time www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

“The person…was seen on 10 occasions feeding wads of banknotes – often exceeding $10,000 – into poker machines and cashing out soon after with no game play.” no risk of the club’s managers being bribed here, obviously www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

Good morning! Since Trump was re-elected, Forbes estimates— 💰His net worth is up $2.1 billion, to $6.4 billion 💰Eric’s is up 10x, to $400 million 💰Don Jr.’s is up 6x, to $300 million 💰20-year-old Barron is worth $150 million And Jared became a billionaire last year. Have a great day!

Haven’t read anything recently about the overall economic benefit of the NDIS to the Australian economy. Whatever happened with that?

Albo ‘spending’ political capital by implementing the LNP’s policies www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...

Car-brain is a debilitating disease

“Opposition housing spokesman Andrew Bragg will use a speech on Tuesday to link low levels of home building to high migration”

TLDR: I drove 200km to supercharger and charged to 100% for no reason other than to complain about how long it took www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

‘Private school’ oh fuck off!

ALP in a nutshell

Car drives onto footpath and kills people, if only there was something that could be done to prevent this 🙄

Obviously Trump will do this all again next week, too lucrative not to

BYO is 1 to 7 right?

🎶 No way, Get fucked, Fuck off! 🎶

Here’s a dispute amongst medical scientists about Alzheimers drug efficacy statistics. #sbsnews ok, so let’s interview one person to resolve it

BlueSky before Claude code/BlueSky after Claude code

At 6pm last night utility batteries provided more power to the NEM than wind, hydro or gas.

Imagine having to think up headlines for The Onion these days?

Bruce the band perform "Purple Rain" in honor of "The Maestro" Prince for the opening night of the Land of Hope and Dreams American Tour in Minneapolis, Minnesota on March 31, 2026. Filmed by Chris Hilson Edited by Thom Zimny & Sam Shapiro Recorded by John Cooper Mixed by Jon Altschiller

We should be more like Brussels, and this fuel crisis provides Ablo the perfect opportunity

imagine thinking it would be a good idea to abolish fuel excise and to replace it with a $500 tax on every car tyre 😩

American Presidents need those months to issue pardons to their co-conspirators

Venn diagram of people who complain about ride-share bikes blocking footpaths and people who push them over is a circle

Just been told that claiming Israeli Defence is reliant of US support is something only a white male would claim. Pretty sure Arabs would disagree 😂

“…one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all”

When MTG is making more sense than Albo 😩

Imagine banning the phrase “river to the sea”, you’d have to rewrite half the high school science text books 😂

Remember when The Times of Israel labelled Bernie Sanders anti-semitic for this statement? Good times.

Behind the other door is John Howard, what’s your choice?…

Trump believed Thursday’s ceasefire would cover the Middle East including Lebanon, a view shared by mediators Pakistan’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Iran’s Abbas Araghchi, CBS News reports. Then Netanyahu called Trump and the US position shifted.

And here it is… “The humanitarian situation in Lebanon is deeply concerning,” “It’s extremely important that the international community speaks as one voice about international humanitarian law being observed by all parties.”

Who knew diplomacy by Truth Social post could be so fraught?

As Israel bombs the fuck out of Lebanon…. www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...

Anybody buying or selling equities in response to Trump’s comments is just funding insider trading

Trump doctrine: Speak loudly with a small dick

Breaking: Shopping centre complexes are car magnets that destroy suburbs www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

🤔

Other people who’ve been quiet lately are those Australian RWNJs who continually proclaimed Trump as a strategic genius www.smh.com.au/world/asia/c...

GFC

“UTS’s only on-site parking costs $9 per half hour.” Why would anyone drive to attend classes at UTS? www.smh.com.au/national/418...

Add a food to a movie title Fight Club Sandwich

USAF must’ve missed this episode

Donald Trump: “He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

Just been told that traffic lights are bad for safety because accidents are rare in SE Asia 🤔 english.news.cn/20251107/860...

Well that worked

Another day of #abcnews platforming Nationals/One Nation voting farmers complaining about the impacts of Trump’s war

Anybody buying or selling equities in response to Trump’s comments is just funding insider trading