Imagine posting this in the country with the world’s highest melanoma rate.

No.

tldr they bid higher than everyone else

You want to drive a car with a front like that you should need a truck license

This is such a great visualization of the carbon cycle and of how humanity has completely altered it within a geological instant, by @rarohde.bsky.social:

Albo’s fans totally shocked that media latch onto stories of ministers spending hundreds of thousand of dollars in personal travel ‘entitlements’. If only there was something Albo could do to prevent these distractions?

If I was England I’d probably choose to not be so shit at cricket #ashes

ok cool, you buy.

Probably time rules for politicians entitlements were changed to match those of the public service

A noisy noise annoys an oyster but a noisier noise annoys an oyster more

Lowest ever Coefficient of Variation for a batting innings? #ashes

So Bazbowl is when you get carted around the park for 120 overs? #ashes

Shit shot #ashes

Wait 'til Vikki hears about the "drought envoy" paid $800k for a few texts ... #auspol

😂

Imagine how good these batters would be if they tried Bazball #Ashes

Drove an EV 1600km in 10 days. Spent more on e-tolls in the final 40 mins driving through Sydney than I did on electricity recharging the car during the entire trip. 😂

What a great stat, 5 different countries

I know it’s hard to believe based on this headline and teaser, but it turns out Vision Zero didn’t work because it was never actually implemented

Bazball’s back baby! #Ashes

This channel swapping malarkey is the best reason to not watch free to air coverage. Just show the whole match on the secondary HD channel and be done with it #Ashes

Doggett really testing the theory that medium pace bowling into the batters hip won’t get wickets #Ashes

“Ms Burrows told waiting journalists that her client was “not in a good way” Well that’s a shame..

Doggett’s breakfast #Ashes

How much are day 3 tickets selling for? #Ashes

Bazball ! #Ashes

Goown #ashes

Young Liberals meeting

To be good at most jobs the truth is you just need a good memory and patience to complete a set of tasks without losing your shit. That's it.

And here was me thinking cars only delayed busses www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...

Parking for one car or dining for ten people 🤔 www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...

“This motor can help get the car to top speeds of 135 km/h, which is plenty for city and suburban driving.” For which regional areas in Australia is 135km/h not plenty? thedriven.io/2025/12/01/g...

Has to be taking the piss, surely?

Isn't it great that because our gas market is open to the world, our electricity prices have gone up because Russia invaded Ukraine and sent gas prices soaring?? www.theguardian.com/business/gro...

I see we’re at that time of year again where the world gets to laugh at Americans for thinking a 4-day weekend is a holiday

it’s a 15 min walk

I see LNP conflating the interests of first home buyers with those of mortgage holders

bloody crowds

Elno’s days away from announcing he can spell ‘BOOB’ by turning his calculator upside down

How it started. How it ended.

Even the nuke-bros have stopped their pretence of spruiking nukes…

Like dunking a chocolate donut in a skinny flat white

Preferred Coalition leader across every demographic is “Don’t know” 😂

Interesting, now we can see where the accounts are based.

Casinos 😂

Crikey!!

“$78 million website design contract” errr…. www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...

Having won 4 of 6 sessions it’s another moral victory for England #Ashes