Night all.

Gadigal 2351

Hyde Park 2341

lol, white people are so soft. Maybe we should treasure them , but also, maybe not 🙄

Quite impressive to be dressing in the same style as your partner 30 years older than you

Yes, very serious things to worry about. Whether one’s information consumption is classified as ‘reading’

YES STRAIGHT WOMEN YOU CAN’T SMOKE AT THE TABLES.

Anyway; it’s very funny seeing US people melt down over Venezuela like this wasn’t common practice since World War 2. My parents were born in a country subject to US fuckery. I haven’t forgotten.

Seeing evidence that some people in Australia are trying to organise Venezuela protests. Have a few drinks, mates. It will be better for your mental health and have as much effect on geopolitical events as your protests will.

How do people get so loud when they are drubk?

With a huge international event unfolding, obviously the best thing for you to do here in Australia is to repost all sorts of random shit that you haven’t actually read. Seriously, you cunts are the core problem here. Just go to bed and read proper news in the morning. It’s not relevant to us now.

Somebody out in Surry Hills on a hens night tonight 😬

Social media influencing is a hell of a drug (HT @erincook.bsky.social)

Some wine was knocked onto my clothing so currently having it dried before heading off to my next venue.

I will point out that this post is not meant to be related to current events, but as per usual, people will read into it what they want to.

I've seen a lot of idiotic posts in the last hour, but someone has made a glib 'joke' about Australia invading Timor-Leste in solidarity and I'm shocked anew at how fucking stupid bluesky is

Very pleasant night in Sydney town tonight. Very chill.

They already have England flags on the awning in front of this pub.

Sydney Hauptbahnhof. Disembarking here.

The advice I have for PRC, RoC and the Philippines and other nations around several contentious bodies of water near China is not to let the United States bait you into a war because it’s your people and not Americans who will end up dying in such a thing.

If you ever needed proof that Australia is a civilised nation...

Oh excellent, freshly laundered shredded paper in the pockets of my freshly laundered shorts. At least, it stayed in the pockets.

I love cold clumpy rice. It’s the texture, I think.

The waifu spam accounts are still coming on strongly.

Making a slop bowl of sorts.

Protip: constantly making panicky posts about the weather will not actually cool the planet.

Currently listening to (this video version is actually a remix of the album cut IIRC and it’s significantly better IMO):

A disgracefully high NSW road toll of 355 people in 2025. Cars are safer than they've ever been, full of systems to help avoid or reduce the severity of crashes. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Paul Mac’s albums should be better than they actually are (the singles were well chosen)

More reporting on how much influence the Moonies had on Japanese lawmakers! This has resulted in government dissolving the Moonies as non profit entity. www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/01...

Well at least I know which department is paying for this now.

Currently listening to (Above and Beyond remixes are very good usually and this features Kamahl’s daughter on vocals):

First Platycycle of 2026.

‘Americans have questions’ is a bad premise for an article.

I genuinely don’t get why anyone would think American Chinese food would be the same as British Chinese food or Chinese food in any other country.

Sparking grape juice special in Aldi this week *buys a couple*

Destiny’s Child’s “Say My Name” is 26 years old this year!

TBF (lol)

Thinking of writing a new version of RAYE’s song called “Where Is My Breakfast!”

Breakfast: Shandong chicken with a corn and baked bean side dish.

Muting ‘Royal Commission’. Like honestly, we get it.

Americans defending their heavy use of food delivery services never ceases to make me laugh because of the rhetorical loops they get trapped in.

Good morning all. Another cool grey morning in Cammeraygal Country-Sydney today. Looks like the next week will be warmer. Happy Saturday everybody - the timeless void has come to an end (unless you’re retired 😉)

Night all.

Wonder how we can solve all these labour shortages nationwide 🤔

the real reason that the media wants a royal commission is that it guarantees a content stream for them

The United States treating their elected local government officials like monarchs. What a truly odd place (Clover Moore could never).

Hell hath no fury like a spurned entertainment conglomerate (I hope the members of NewJeans can get out of this ridiculous situation soon)

A bachelor’s handbag (roast chicken in a bag for those who don’t know) has materialised at home.

Bluesky currently being flooded with anime waifu spam accounts. Very funny.