10% funnier every time I watch

The absence of mourning is not equal to the presence of celebration, and it’s strange how many people have conflated the two over the last day.

/3 Trumpists and most of the new Right are shitty people with shitty values from a shitty culture. Responding to their violence with violence may not solve a damn thing. There are good arguments against it. But don’t let them pose for a millisecond as anything but the gleeful thug trash they are.

Charlie did none of those things, you sentient hairpiece

My three year old messed with the refrigerator settings and had it set to 46F overnight, so guess who had to throw away a bunch of recently purchased foods! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains

Great win. Love to see the Lions fans in misery. Go Pack Go! #Packers

Overgrown baby is how I like to think of all these MAGA clowns

Wife: I'll buy a subscription to any publication that writes one honest story about the "masculinity crisis" that just says "Men want to be able to treat women like shit and still get laid" and just be done with it. There's no more depth to the discussion. There is no nuance.

Every time RFK speaks—

This is a sweet RC Cola sign

USF has another Gramatica?

Okay but now you have to win the Super Bowl, Packers. I don't make the rules.

Also a reminder that when FDOT claims street murals need to be removed for "safety," they are lying and they know they are lying, because they have research that shows street art makes streets SAFER

GO PACK GO. 🧀🧀

Hell yeah, shorts! It’s hot out there Matthew

Conversations with my wife

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

I’m seriously contemplating buying an old school Gameboy to play Pokémon Blue/Red

It took two days for my kids to be aware of what a Labubu is.

Shout out to Sarah, who is correct. Fuck all other planets, Earth number #1

Is Joe Maddon back to coaching?

My wife keeps talking about how she wants the kids to see snow zoo and I’m not in any hurry. I’m the one who is going to be driving in it and I’m not looking forward to it.

Facebook suggested that I become friends with a guy named Tony Bologna. Cracked me up.

I don’t appreciate the dojo blasting Fall out Boy.

It’s late at night and I’m thinking about my 7 year old starting 2nd grade and my 3 year old about to start PK3 and how they’re growing up so fast and I’m crying. 😭

Took my daughter for an introductory ballet class to see if she would like it and my son wants to be in it too. They love to dance and it would be so cool for them to do it.

I... never would have expected GOG to do a big porn giveaway to protest censorship, but hey, it's high profile enough to bring the site to its knees so CLEARLY it's spreading awareness.

Trust fund kid.

You either stand with the trans community or you don’t. It’s always girl sports too. Let kids be kids. Leave the trans community be.

"I'm going to pardon the best friend of the guy who raped kids, who is herself in prison for helping him rape kids, in exchange for her telling everyone that I, another friend of his, didn't rape any kids."

It’s a Gundam!!!!!!!

Brother Dude was not happy #Foundations

air bud implies the existence of earth bud, water bud, and fire bud. long ago, the four buds lived together in harmony. then everything changed when the fire bud attacked

Buy a giant piece of land and make it a nice park with covered playgrounds for toddlers and big kids, nice bathrooms, dog park, bike trails, picnic tables.

I just had this TikTok on my fyp about an hour ago.

I say this in the kindest and most sincere way possible: get bent Pat McAfee

Flying animals beware

Vanilla is an underrated ice cream flavor.

So the Duke’s sister is the worst, isn’t she? #GildedAge

Talk about The Wire, Sopranos, Game of Thrones all you want, but the greatest US television program ever made is Sesame Street. It's not even close. 50+ years of treating kids across class, ethnicity, religion not as mini-consumers...but as citizens with a stake in this world.

So, The Studio is basically Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I have one and love mine.

What an idiot