I’ve been in meetings since 10 am

One of my favorite films last year

I did 1 work and now I need to lay down

and I can’t even say “damn, it’s hot out here!” without getting arrested

She’s a repeat offender on the skyline

I LOVE a platform heel! It’s the first type of heels that I wore, until I caved to peer pressure during the 2000s to switch to stiletto heels

Lets active this #BlackGurlChat I believe Platform heels are more comfortable than Kitten heels and we should start bringing back that look.

Trying to figure out if I have the energy and patience to make a lemon frosted cake today

That’s because it’s now Black Women’s History Month! We still got some celebrating to do!

Men in men’s business >>>

I’m going to focus on what I can control, which right now is breakfast.

So because two aging despots are desperate to avoid accountability for their lifetimes of corruption and predation (and frankly, just because they like killing), we just started a war for made up reasons and immediately killed a bunch of children. Everyone involved in this needs to face justice.

I love vids like this among all the awfulness. It’s not a palate cleanser. It’s a reminder that these folks are not bigger than life. One day they will be gone, but life will continue.

I see the President of Peace strikes again

Taraji P. Campbell

personally i think men should do a better job of feeding us, send the food, put the plate in front of me, HELP ME ffs! 🙂‍↕️

Yo...if this app don't have you laughing day in and day out you are not using it right. My SL be having me cackling.

morning affirmation

“Epstein listened to Crosby, Stills, and Nash to decompress just like me!” - Rolling Stones, apparently

You didn’t feel like an attention whoring ghoul writing this?

Free flights me, please. ESPECIALLY if we’re talking about international flights. Like Queen Latifah in “Last Holiday,” I want the cocoon!

I kept trying to talk myself into going into work today instead of just taking a sick day. So...I took the sick day.

Ase….we all receive an increase on our money flow

I thought I was in this theater alone, but there’s a guy in here. How do I know this? Cause he just started snoring LOUDLY

I had a guy do this to me once. Ghosted me and then, after a year, texted me about how he wanted to hang out if i was free. When I told him I had no interest cause he ghosted, he said “I would’ve remembered if I ghosted somebody.” It’s okay; I remember.

How many chefs do you think were executed in medieval times because the King’s food tester had a food allergy?

50 is a joke that stopped being funny a long time ago

I think a good chunk of our Civil Rights leaders/organizers have had heart failure as their cause of death…and pretty young, too

Finding out that Martin Luther King, Jr had the heart of a 64 year old man when he died was sobering

The last movie of Tyler Perry that I didn’t hate watch was Mea Culpa and I’m convinced that the only reason he made the movie is because he wanted to see Trevante Rhodes’ bootyhole. He made a two hour movie where the last 10 minutes made everything you watched before make absolutely no sense.

I laughed myself into a fit when Tyler Perry basically said that he doesn’t make movies for uppity negroes with an above 7th grade reading level. Because what are you *actually* saying about your target audience?

I'm so glad we can come together as a people and focus on the REAL enemy: Tyler Perry.

driving into work trying to avoid every pothole along the way

Play this song at least once a day. That, and Kissing in Public.

Shout out to everyone using #BlockOfTheDay to share the accounts of offenders who need to be blocked. It's truly helpful.

Now on to the REAL tragedy of the day: my work luncheon got canceled because of the snow. I was looking forward to having a short rib bolognese on the company’s dime

Just logged on here, but yep. Toni Morrison had it right all along. I’m never interested in getting white people to see my humanity. I actually find them to be bland and boring.

okay that's enough centering white people (arguing with them) y'all. it's Black History month. let's regroup.

them politicians said HELL NAWL

I am aluminum bag of Corn Pops years old.

Going to watch the Tami Roman Lifetime movie tonight

They’re not serious about this snow tomorrow, are they?

The scream I had to muffle in my office…

Total, help me sing!

I was talking to my friend not too long ago about weddings and what I’d want my wedding day to be. After listening to me, she said: “Friend, it just sounds like you want to have a dinner party with friends. We can do that.”

The way I love doing things on a whim…this might be the move for me

i have a lot of debt that will never be paid back...namely s*****t l***s credit ain't real & jeezus already paid it all so they just gotta eat that, idk

It’s okay though; I’ll just leave early and go to the gym after work. I just want to keep up my consistency with moving my body daily, cause I’m good for a “I’ll workout tomorrow” and tomorrow will be mid-March

Decided to do my workout after work because I thought I had a meeting at 10 and didn’t want to be late. Checked my work calendar. The meeting I’m thinking of is on Monday.