I’ll take it!

This Brazilian woman hates AI

Claiming it and I'm unafraid to say it.

Since I’m up, let me set a reading goal for this year. I want to get back to reading more

I was asleep when a firework went off so loud and close to my house that I woke up thinking the furnace had blown up

Just want to say to all of BlackSky: Thank you! Y’all made 2025 worthwhile. Y’all kept me encouraged, entertained, & afloat when shit was looking bleak. And I’m gonna use 2026 to return the favor tenfold. I love y’all! Happy New Year!

Do not accept less than you deserve in 2026.

So glad I missed this on my drive home

I used to think this was the most romantic thing I could do as a date. Then I thought about balloons that fly into telephone poles and decided to stay on the ground.

I just got to this part and I, too, leaned in

100 m/s is equal to 223 mph. You think a piece of metal hitting you at 223 mph isn't going to cause major damage, Johnny Niggmonic?

Mantra for 2026

Ringing in the new year soaked in pee in freezing temperatures. I—

Such a good episode to close out 2025 with, and take the good bits into 2026…especially the Examen Prayer

My favorite time of year and as usual, I had a good time with this episode

Looking back on this, it brought me so much joy to see y'all find love. I love love, and I was so happy that many of y'all found someone who gives you the good and healthy love you deserve.

That part

LRT: that’s me now. Once I get through the checkpoint, the relaxation starts. Get me a magazine and a seat at the bar.

Exactly. Once I get through security; it's relaxation time. Drinks, books and people watching? A good time you hear me?

I used to play those games in college…and at Hartsfield-Jackson of all airports. You miss your flight a few times, and you learn.

He was my mama’s favorite gospel artist, so naturally I grew up listening to him. Bout to go listen to “Total Praise” and try not to cry at my desk

I’ve been telling myself this for the past several years because I used to feel like such a failure when every inch of my house wasn’t clean or I didn’t have any black eyed peas by 11:59 pm on NYE.

I’m having a series of mild inconveniences this morning. Left my headphones at home. Trader Joe’s no longer has the blue cheese potato chips. Coffee machine at work decided I was having a black coffee instead of a cappuccino.

I am fighting back, but whew! Seasonal depression has had your girl in a chokehold since yesterday.

Was only out of bed long enough to do some laundry and make pancakes. In my book, that was a productive day for me.

I’m constantly going to the grocery store with nothing but my playlist and vibes because I never know what I actually want to cook/eat for the week

I wanna be picked up, carried, [redacted], and cuddled. Any order is fine.

I forgot where I learned this, but a lot of men’s workouts are high intensity and could be raising your cortisol levels without you knowing. So you do their workouts to “lose” weight when in reality, their workouts is why you’re not making progress.

LRT: same

This is what type of time I'm on 🙂‍↔️

Hope everyone’s Christmas is going well, however that looks for you.

christmas on bluesky

Every time I see a photo thread I think two things: 1. Y’all FINE fine 2. I don’t take enough pictures of myself and I need to change that

TURN THIS UP!

Had a guy not show up for orientation…but it’s also Christmas Eve

Got my first paycheck from my new job today. Happy Christmas Eve!

this just made me go check mine and my shit got PAID OFF 🔥 OH YEA THIS IS A GREAT FUCKIN BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOO

They always look like…this.

It’s pretty sinister. The companies behind dating apps expressly don’t want users to find long-term relationships. If we find love, we use the apps less AND give them less of our data. 👀

What I’ve loved about doing the AMC Screen/Scream Unseen this year is that I end up seeing the same people in the movies with me. This one couple that I’m usually in the same row with just asked where I was last week

overly familiar yt people <<<<<<<<<<<

Him spinning around in this chair and laughing like a cartoon villain is taking me out

WHOSE RAGGEDY HUSBAND IS THIS?!?!

I’ve been in meetings since 10. What is this about men baddies? Is that supposed to be the same as BDE or…