Yall ready for today?

Remember over at The Bad Place where when you saw an egregious tweet, you needed to check the location so you’d know whether to react or not? That rapture talked started with a pastor from South Africa. I’m not saying, but I’m saying.

The pastor did say today and tomorrow. Maybe the front gates are packed right now

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

That’s a whole lot of job openings…

Every video I’ve seen of Monaleo’s wedding has had me big cheesing. You can tell that there was so much love in the room that day.

"You only get nervous when you're doing something you're not sure about" AHHHH IM WEEPING

I firmly believe the right love will find me in my living, not in my longing. So, I'll keep living the best life I can.

When I saw that four people wrote this script, it made sense to me because the movie felt like four different people telling four different stories at the same time.

I was always taught that no man knows the day nor the hour, and every generation arrogantly believes that they’ll see the rapture in their lifetime…so, yeah.

Same. Is this like when we were supposed to get our superpowers?

The moment you think an edible isn’t working, it shows up like…

The Gummie:

Now to spend the rest of my night watching clips of Monaleo’s wedding

Haven’t been to DC since June, and absolutely didn’t want to go because of the takeover. Went this afternoon to Adams Morgan and…I’ve never seen the streets and sidewalks so uncluttered in my life. I COULD FIND STREET PARKING IN ADAMS MORGAN ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON! That…never happens

had an aura photo session this afternoon and…whew! i am in a transitional period in the best possible way

Glad to! #LastFourWatched

Cardi was talking to JT on the second verse of “Magnet,” isn’t she?

I’m sorry, did I even say good morning? Good morning and happy Friday!

So cancel culture is okay now…

This episode PERFECTLY encapsulated exactly what I didn’t like about HIM

Just finished seeing this. I completely understand.

Another great episode about finding out the greatest love of your life brought out an addiction you thought you had gotten over

Beyond cancelling Kimmel's show are about 200 writers and crew members in LA who just lost their full time gig.

You pissed? Good Get creative Get strategic Get organized

So we’re stuck with Jimmy Fallon and…Bill Maher?

I am NOT feeling it today

BREAKING: Prince George's County, the DC suburb of about 1 million people, is moving to suspend all data center permits while a task force completes a review of the projects and their impacts.

BREAKING: Justice Gregory Carro has dismissed the first degree murder charge against Luigi Mangione in his state case, finding the DA put legally insufficient evidence before the grand jury. More TK.

When it feels like yall the only two in the room >>> Ima pray for this kind of love to find me.

us: he isn't leaving office... we need to get out of here.

He's not leaving the White House...

Noah Wyle DESERVES

Tramell DESERVES this Emmy!

I actually meant to thank you for posting a picture of Waterloo that you were drinking. Bought a case last weekend and I have been changed.

Just realizing that I actually need to log these in #LastFourWatched

Since I was laid off, I’ve seriously considered a career shift. I might be on my Teyana Taylor and go to culinary school soon

I’m running the bakery

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

The (mainstream) media is about to be SUPER complicit and I’m already exhausted

A reminder that The Wall Street Journal is owned by Rupert Murdoch

Love Is Blind: France has this beautiful Black couple hosting, so of course I’ll be watching

Now, enjoy your Thursday. I know I will once I have my ginger turmeric tea

I’m completely unfazed by the politicians’ crocodile tears or the mammy t*tties on display for that man. In the words of @crissle.com, “Sometimes you get exactly what you advocate for.”

and that’s really it, honestly

You’re never going to gaslight me into mourning a Nazi. Never.

Began this episode thinking that it’s three different episodes of Black Mirror, then got completely onboard with the science, THEN at the end saw the ethical issues with this.

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.