• make a bot that posts thousands and thousands of strings (mixing common name parts together, mixing famous place names together with dates, anything like that) • leave the bot on priv • wait for a thing to happen • delete all the other posts and set it to public et voilà: enigmatic postradamus

Amazing to me that people keep screaming about security failures in a situation where security did not fail. Bad things didn't even happen to bad people, so you can stop pretending to be worried about that. Stop whining for a bigger, badder police state.

Wow, Taylor Lorenz posted on Xitter to shit on Bluesky because people here are giving her a hard time for posing on the red carpet at the WHCD. Didn't expect that.

Covid Is A Bioweapon, Just A Cold, A Hoax, Overblown, No Worse Than Flu. But Also My Son Has Long Covid And It’s Really Bad

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Aw, come on, Wab! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

nah i’m Gen Z so i went to school with people my age dying in shootings all the time. everyone should apologize to younger people like me

Truest thing she's ever said.

BREAKING: Chaos here at the Washington Hilton, where the White House Correspondents Dinner has been evacuated after apparent gunshots. I'm inside the building. www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

Fuck le SPVM, ACAB, motherfuckers!

Mike Patton HAS had to have been a coke head

I follow an independent musician on Instagram (yeah, I know) and she started her first ever tour recently. She's now sick as hell and had to cancel multiple gigs. She can barely talk is and is most likely still very contagious, but he she decided to perform tonight anyway and lip sync...

Literally

@cdelawalla.bsky.social These are the "genius" billionaires who bankrolled and astroturfed Jay Bhattacharya & Emily Oster to insist that COVID-19 is harmless to children. Notice anything out of the ordinary?

My favorite: youtu.be/En1llevuLQ4

Nice, can you ear us about stop banning palestians accounts now ?

Andy Zaltzman does a bad job hiding his fear, Alice Frazier uses all the words about technofacism, & Nato Green has a message about hope. One of my favorite episodes of @thebugle.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

There was so much of that! And you know what ? I remember the 80s when a lot of people were said to have died to pneumonia but it was actual aids. Stigma is massive

A reminder that "blame the disease-ridden immigrants" is a tried and true fascist strategy.

When I went indie, I was terrified it wasn’t going to work — so I threw everything at it. And I mean everything. But it's too much. I'm burning out. So I'm shaking things up. I'll be focusing on giving you guys the high-quality journalism you've come to expect from me. Here's what's happening:

Great. This site is acting up again...

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

"Over on Threads..." Ah, there, that's the main issue. Again, Meta products are filled with bots and bad actors. It's their business model.

Never a better time to start wearing a mask again!

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Meanwhile, virtually every Canadian governmental official (with the exception of our privacy commissioner) is not only not questioning the legality of X becoming the largest CSAM and non-consensual porn site on the internet, they continue to support the site by posting there.

SCOOP: McGill University's on-campus doctors are now refusing to prescribe hormones to trans youth and adults under age 19... if they're U.S. citizens. They claim liability issues, but this isn't the first time U.S. EOs have interfered with Canadian doctors. My report: celeste.lgbt/en/2026/04/d...

How NOT to respond to complaints about the use of AI slop:

😅😂

@michael-hoerger.bsky.social Any chance you could post this here? xcancel.com/michael_hoer...

Holy shit Nine Inch Noize is incerdible! (Nine Inch Nails + Boys Noize + Mariqueen Maandig) youtu.be/C3cLOE6Phms

Just read this interview with Taylor Dearden, and celebrities promoting chiropractors for chronic illness issues is so dangerous. No legit doctor who treats chronic illness will recommend you go to a chiropractor. www.interviewmagazine.com/film/taylor-...

"I developed Long COVID while practicing medicine. The system had no place for me" "6 years later, COVID-19 continues spreading, killing, and disabling people, but many of my colleagues ignore it. Last December, a colleague said, “We can’t keep doing this. COVID is basically over” archive.md/CLP40

How Much Brain Do You Really Need

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

I think I posted the same thought when the Pelicot trial blew up... I'm a man and I'd choose the fucking bear too.

40%? Mais voyons, tout le monde me dit de move on, la pandémie est finie quand on me voit avec mon N95 🤷‍♂️

I've officially migrated to @eurosky.social! Fuck U.S. tech dependence. And glad to be able to chat in greener pastures now.

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

Wow, the bugs are fucking tedious man...

This young woman died due to racism. Her death is a direct result of racist behaviours and racist professionals. This applies to all isms. Quit acting like hate does not have direct consequences. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Shush, let them do what they will...

This bubble needs to burst ASAFP... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/a...

We’re in year 7 of COVID, and a lot has changed. We now understand far more about its long-term impact on the body and how infections can build over time. If you’ve been rethinking your approach to protection, you’re not alone, and it’s not too late to start again.

What a scam. The O&G guys will just raise prices 10¢ a liter and now you're paying into some CEO's megayacht instead of government programs. Cool story, Mark.

Whenever someone does something for a progressive cause, conservatives accuse them of being paid by Soros or whoever and that accusation should be treated as a confession every time