I’ve never really needed friends in life. I’m happy to enjoy activities on my own. Until I started to enjoy the see saw at the park.

They should invent a lottery ticket that actually wins.

Anyone else notice … ..that since everyone had to Return to Office and so much team synergy at work was created ..and then grocery prices quadrupled ? #TooMuchTeamSynergy

JOB SEARCH TIPS Don’t worry. Capitalism is efficient. Capitalism is also innovative. You good. 👍

With the LOWER INCIDENCE of COVID currently in some regions… many have been asking me how I am lowering my precautions. ANSWER: I’m not. I continue to wash my underwear every third day. The day you let precautions slip is the day it slips by precautions.

Americans think “calling their representatives” is like asking to speak to the manager at the fast food restaurant. 🇺🇸

🩶🩵 Shop sale 🩵🩶 Oh, to be on a boat on the open seas....🧘‍♀️🩵🩵 If you enjoy calm, peaceful art created by a real person, I invite you to have a browse in my shop. You may just find something that strikes your fancy, AND you'd be supporting an indie artist with your purchase. 🫶

If you’re an American who’s now facing the skyrocketing grocery and gas prices, do not worry… …we have renamed the Gulf of Mexico for you. 🇺🇸

You guys, I’m not sure if the last No Kings worked. Things kinda seem the same to me sorta. 🇺🇸

REMEMBER WHEN… .. a burrito wasn’t $23 ? #ThatWasCool 🇺🇸

Y’all remember that time not too long ago when food was affordable ? 🇺🇸 #ThatWasCool

Have you picked out your festive fuel shortages outfit yet ? What will you wear ?

Oh I’m sorry, are grocery prices getting a bit high for you ? Maybe you should’ve learned to code.

It’s all of you and who you are that allow me to envision a better world is possible. 🙏 ❤️ #FeetPics

Many people knew cops are not there to help you. It’s taking longer for them to find out the same about doctors.

AMERICAN HEALTHCARE PRO TIPS: Don’t get sick or need healthcare. Don’t. 🇺🇸 #YouHaveBeenWarned

Some say they can see a smile even with a mask on, but all I can see is the agony of immunity debt accumulation. If he doesn’t hurry up and get sick soon, he could really get sick. #DebtCounselorsAreAvailableAndAwaitingYourCall

I wear a mask most of the time but when transmission is “low” I will unmask sometimes to give transmission a chance to catch up again. #TrussssstttttMeImADoctorrrrr

WORK CAREER ADVICE If you’re contemplating a new or first career … .. as someone with significant work experience, I can confidently recommend pursuing a career in the field of quiet quitting.

This just isn’t sustainable. * *for the poors

BREAKING NEWS 🇺🇸 USA has defeated Iran !! * *asterisk

How is Bo b Wacther wife’s long Covid doing? How did that saga end up?

If the nuclear bomb detonates before you can delete your Twitter bookmarks, they will be available for everyone to see. #PrepareNow

Friends can be here one day and gone the next. Never wait until tomorrow to tell them, i love you. #SendFeetPicsToday

What if they decide to make a BIOWEAPON that causes MORE learning loss than not being able to see someone’s smiles ? #ScaryThought

Have you ever spent time walking through the trees and had the experience … … of brushing your head against the spring blooms even though the very lowest branches are over 6ft in height from the ground ? I have.

ECONOMIC DEPRESSION PRO TIPS • Rebuild offline community. Connect with neighbors/family. • Rebuild relationship to land. Grow food, take care of local waterway. • Rebuild hard copy media libraries. Movie (DVDs), books (paperback), feet pics (printed, high gloss full color).

SUPPLY SHORTAGES ALERT 🚨 Many are talking about oil, helium, medications. But few have done the math, what this all eventually leads to. Feet pics. Without energy for downloads, or essential oils for moisturizers, you see what I’m getting at… #WorldwideSupplyShocks

“They’re literally all bangers.” - My Timeline

ECONOMIC SHORTAGES It’s a bunch of bullshit. It’s a shortage. Like I get it. I respect it. But even if everyone gets affected. Like Yeah. People are gonna die. Which is terrible but like … inevitable ?

Relax. Rich people will still be able to afford all of it.

Many of you poors won’t have $35,000 or $40,000 just to buy a chicken sandwich in the upcoming depression and shortages. #DidntLearnToCode

No Kings is not effective and performative. I did not attend. Instead I went to Cuba to spread Covid to the Cuban people under embargo.

What if they stop making Mild bioweapons and make a severe one ? #ScaryThought

This fascism free feeling after No Kings weekends is so addicting !! #NoKings

Many of you continue to refuse to make preparations for what is coming.

ECONOMIC DEPRESSION PRO TIPS The best way to prepare for the coming shortages and economic shock is to be very rich. 🇺🇸

Why didn’t TSA workers learn to code when we had told them to ?

Luckily the tariffs are about to kick in and grocery prices will drop.

The Epstein files is a test. You and your society are failing the test.

It says here I have unlimited PTO… …I’m taking my first day at work off.

Seeing all these videos of people in many countries around the world without energy and food due to the USbombings and invasion … ..is making me think about what I should have for brunch today. 🇺🇸

Many are saying these are hard economic times.. .. but those people are poors. It’s an absolutely great time for profits for rich people. 🇺🇸

The world is burning all around you and you at work again today not even quiet quitting. #CmonOnBro

Hey all! I’m writing an article on capitalism’s success. If you were able to survive because neighborhood kids raised enough money for your cancer treatments (via from selling lemonade or cookies), please reach out to be included in my article. #CapitalismSuccessStories 🇺🇸

BREAKING NOW Rich people are still doing just fine. 🇺🇸

ALERT 🚨 90% infection rate !! CDC says if you rub someone’s meningococcal and then rub your own eye, you will get meningitis. #WashYourHands

BREAKING NEWS Democrats have introduced a bill in the House to raise the federal minimum wage from $7.25 to $7.28 per hour by 2035. Republicans are blocking the bill. Call 📞 your representatives. 🇺🇸

Do NOT ask me to organize alongside people wearing capris. #NoKingsNoCapris

IMPORTANT UPDATE The NO KINGS rally scheduled for this Saturday will be a jean shorts only event. No exceptions. Please prepare accordingly. #NoKingsMarch2026