DISCOUNT OFFER I have an extra 40% off coupon for Bill Gates skin lotion and eye drops if anyone wants it. Dm me for link.

These Bill Gates brand condoms tingle for some reason.* *not in a good way

Please reply to this post with the hmmm emoji. 🤔

Together, we can CHANGE the world.* *call your representative and leave a voice message 🇺🇸

Quiet quitting is the only ethical way to have a job. 🇺🇸

This new Bill Gates brand mouthwash tingles.* *in a good way

If you are ever want looking for some real deep silence…. …just ask a Covid minimizer for the science study that backs up their statements. 🦗🦗🦗

Thank you for your service fighting wars for rich people. 🇺🇸

get yourself a work of fine art and support a disabled artist today 🙏🎨

“I’m just one person, what can I do?” Bro.. WTF … call your representative and leave a voicemail !!! #JeezDoIHaveToSpellItAllOut

If you’re a celebrity or politician and NOT on the Epstein list, reply to this thread with a 🙋🏻‍♂️. I wanna see something.

BREAKING NEWS Toilets will now require Face ID verification and access to your medical records to flush. #ForYourSafetyAndYourFreedom

Hey Y’all …just wanted to take a moment to say… F u c k E v e r y o n e

They quadrupled groceries prices and Americans just accepted it.

NEW Business Idea !! A company where employees are not just employees but more like family. #TeamSynergy

Can I borrow $50,000? I need to buy groceries for the week.

“HEADLINE: Famous person died suddenly from mystery illness” The 5G cell towers are coming home to roost. #CovidShrinksPenis

BIRD FLU 🚨 Remember a couple years ago.. .. when everyone was afraid Bird Flu was going to infect your cock.* *and hens #H5N1

Hear me out: a No Kings Rally PLUS a General Strike. All in one day! BOOOM! 🇺🇸

"The Raid of Minneapolis," 1.25x2 meter (4.1x6.5 foot) oil painting on hand stretched gallery canvas, 10,000 usd #oilpainting #oils #traditionalart #art #bsnm #fineart #queerart #painting #paint

NEW Business Idea !! A health insurance company that offers FREE go fund me for all the things it doesn’t cover. 🇺🇸 #FreeAtNoAdditonalCost !!

The tear gas is starting to affect my brunch schedules. 🇺🇸

Can y’all VOTE HARDER cause i think I might already be at max hardness. 🇺🇸 #SaveOurDemocracy

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE If it wins, Minneapolis now has a chance to join other former Nobel Peace Prize winners known for bombing weddings, villages and children. #💪

If they let us vote again… .. I will vote so HARD. #ImagineTheHardestYouCanPossiblyImagineVotingNowDoubleThat 🇺🇸

SERIOUS QUESTION What’s the best way to bargain with your rulers who also eat babies ? Share your tips below.

Covid is endemic.* *in your testes and dick #ViralPersistence

I am LIVID. I don’t think ANY of y’all have EVER seen ANYONE vote as HARD as I will be voting. 🇺🇸

Reminder as you pack your lunches

EVERY DAY I open up the news and the HORRORS remind me of why I will voting even HARDER next time they let me vote. 🇺🇸

My representatives are NOT READY for what’s coming. #SCATHINGvoicemails 🇺🇸

DEMOCRACY is when you have the freedom to call your representatives.* *who eat babies #LeaveYourMessageAfterTheBeep 🇺🇸

If USA was serious about everyone’s right of freedom to protest… .. each American child would receive a child sized gas mask so they could safely be tear gassed by police. 🇺🇸

Last time this happened, I called my representatives and left a voicemail. This is how change happens. 🇺🇸

.. but we will all commute to work tomorrow ...like any other day... 🇺🇸

The AMERICAN DREAM has evolved: BOOMERS: Find love. Buy a home. Raise a family. Retire and Travel. MILLENNIALS: Try not to end up in USA concentration camps.

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General Strikes give you 3 day weekends. #PerksOfTheGeneralStrike 🇺🇸

If there is a Civil War in USA in the next few months, will that affect my Netflix subscription prices? 🇺🇸

DOGE needs to look into the efficiency of the department responsible for issuing the $5k DOGE checks. #StillHaventRecievedMine

By being forced into DELETING TikTok the regime has impinged on MY RIGHTS to learn to Dougie. #CensorshipAndSurveillance

I will never find out if he fully learned to Dougie. #DeletedTokTok

If elected, I promise reform and training so that none of the continuing community kidnappings and concentration camps atrocities are visible at ANY of your brunches. EVER. #Periodt 🇺🇸

Microwave fish for lunch EVERY day until this ENDS. #NoJusticeNoPeace 🇺🇸

GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26 Friday you will be on general strike. But it doesn’t end on one day, on Monday, microwave fish for lunch. #NoJusticeNoPeace

GENERAL STRIKE 1/30/26 Friday you will be on general strike. But on Wednesday, all printers in the office should have paper jams. #TheGearsOfTheMachineSlowToAHalt

General strike on January 30. -> Clogg all toilets at work on January 29 at 5pm. #NoPooingForScabs

US Public Health Policy : If we can save one life … it would have been NOT worth the inconvenience of others. They had pre existing conditions probably or were poor. 🇺🇸

When constitutional rights don’t exist .. .. concentration camps do exist.