Who else outside enjoying the holiday jean shorts weather ? 🙋🏻‍♂️ ☀️⛅️🕶️

Im saving up this month to invest in a burrito. $$$$ 🇺🇸

Why didn’t the Democrats just use their Hurricane machines to win the Shutdown? 🤔 🇺🇸

Ok That’s IT! I’m voting ONE more time… .. but if voting doesn’t work this time… I swear!!! 🇺🇸 #VotingHardAF

If they don’t fix this.. … we will No Kings parade AGAIN! #SayWeWont #IDareYou 🇺🇸

What if we renamed the parade: “Sick Burn Memes on Kings” maybe we could get maximum turnout and impact!! 🇺🇸

My account is shadows banned. If you see this, reply with: “That’s what she said!” #ICantHandleThisAlone

Question for Americans: What’s a good brunch place near the Alligator concentration camp ? 🇺🇸 #BlueberryCompote

Government is shut down 🇺🇸 … …food lines getting longer but … rich people keep getting richer. 🤔

MÓRALE BOOST for Unpaid Federal Government Workers Just a reminder to Federal Government Workers who are currently unpaid during shutdown: We have renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor!! #YoureLovedAndValuableNeverForget

Does anyone know what the SECOND BEST MOVIE of all time is? (The first is Honey (2003) starting Jessica Alba).

Imagine if it affected more than just the poors. Scary thought. Yikes. 🇺🇸

Mamdani was elected days ago. Grocery prices still going up. 🇺🇸

🚨➡️ “SARS-CoV-2 is able to persist for a long period of time in various tissues across the body…the gut, the bone marrow, the brain, and other deeper tissues that are…very difficult to sample... There [are] profound changes in immune responses and inflammation in these tissues as well.” #COVID

COVID is persistent. After infection it lives “dormant” in privileged sites in your body. Year round. Re-infection can weaken immune system and “reactívate” the virus and other “dormant” viruses and cancers in your body. #ItLivesInYourDick #JustOneOfThePlacesItPersists

NEW Business Money Making Idea !!! I sell you insurance. You pay me premiums in cash. If something bad happens I pay you out an UNLIMTED payout.* * of thoughts and prayers 🇺🇸

Feet pics wanted.* *masters degree required. seven years experience preferred. must be proficient in ms excel.

Work only as hard as you are paid. If your CEO gets paid 300x your salary, watch how hard he works. Then work 300x less hard. #FollowForMoreWorkStrategyTips

If your still in line to vote… STAY in line!! #VOTEHARDER

THE AMERICAN DREAM Then: Own home, have family, take vacations, leave a little something for your kids. Now: Save enough to one day afford adding guacamole on your burrito order. 🇺🇸

Did DOGE save enough money to give people on SNAP food? 🇺🇸

Thing won’t change until you stop commuting to work for them every day.

Imagine how bad things would be getting now if we hadn’t done No Kings that one time. 🇺🇸

Im old enough to remember when lunch didn’t cost $34 🇺🇸

BREAKING NEWS SNAP assistance for food stops this month due to government shutdown. However, the administration is offering special Klarna loan rates at Chipotle to make up for it.* *not applicable to guacamole 🇺🇸

Question about ICE Protests 🇺🇸 why don’t all ICE protestors wear face coverings and “Not Police” like uniforms? The entire crowd wearing matching clothes can be a nice aesthetic.

COVID : NOT SURE WHAT TO BELIEVE 1 “Covid is really bad; don’t spread it” *Source: 500,000 science journals 2 “Covid really isn’t as bad as people say” *Source: Trust Me Bro

I need some good luck y’all.. …keep your fingers and toes crossed for me.* *Note: pics of toes bring extra luck

BREAKING NOW Public Health officials are warning of a NEW EPIDEMIC affecting even celebrities and influencers. Airborne Burnout and Airborne Stress are now among the top 5 reported illnesses in 2025.

BREAKING: NEW PANDEMIC Scientist and doctors say that the NEXT WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC is already endemic. Might as well spread it to kids now.

“He is worth over $240 billion ..” Worth? Stole.

We are giving them 9 more No Kings MAX… … after that, if they don’t change things… then they are in trouble. 🇺🇸

STOPPING FASCISM Anyone else wanna do a No Kings this weekend? I don’t have any vacation days left so it’s gotta be on Sunday probably. Saturday I’m playing pickleball. 🇺🇸

Anyone know any promotional deals on interest rates for grocery loans right now? 🇺🇸

None of the SICK BURNS stopped the fascism… .. now what? #NoKings 🇺🇸

TIPS FOR STRUGGLING AMERICANS If you are an American struggling to survive right now .. .. just know that we have already renamed the Gulf of Mexico in your honor. 🇺🇸

Height is just a meaningless number. #MyNumberIsOver6ft

Many historians don’t know this … ..but the authors of the US Constitution wrote the First Amendment with tear gas. 🇺🇸

As someone who’s over 6ft in height … .. I’ve never understood this OBSESSION so many people seem to have about height. #SoWhatIfICanReachHighShelvesAndSeeOverCrowdsImJustAPersonLikeYouButAlsoVeryHandsome

We CANNOT keep going like this for much longer. The situation is not sustainable. #soFewFeetPics

UNCERTAIN TIMES Someone at the supermarket today: .. “so..you’re over 6ft in height… that’s clear… but what’s your thoughts on veggie burger vs hamburger?” #LotsOfUncertaintyOutThere #WeGottaBuildCommunituInTimesLikeThis

Many people ask me .. .. “what it’s like to be over 6ft in height?”.. .. well.. sorry to break the mystique but we pay extremely high prices for groceries just like everyone else. 🇺🇸 #NoSpecialCouponsAvailable

To save lives, the inventor of INSULIN sold the entire patent for $1. Hearing this, Gavin Newsom decided he should sell insulin for $11. #Capitalism

If I had the only medicine that you needed every month to survive, I’d sell it to you for $11. Max. Y’all mean so much to me. #DefinitelyNotMoreThan12$

California will be the first state to SELL insulin. SELLing this life saving drug to people who would DIE if we did not SELL it to them is so awesome. Or they would DIE. Doing more SELLing of more BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS is commendable. #FuckYeahCaliforniaIsCool 🇺🇸

What will get more people to take Covid seriously?

Wish someone would invent a device … … you could use so you didn’t have to inhale people’s fecal aerosols in the public restrooms. 🤔

Can I borrow $50,000? I need to buy groceries for the week. #ThisIsWhatIVotedFor

No One Has All Four: 1. Woke on capitalism and genocide 2. Woke on Covid 3. Woke on jean short 4. Under 6ft in height

Covid infections persist in your gut even after your “recovery.” #RawDoggingFartsInConferenceRoomAtWork