This is how you do it folks

I got a text from Jackie Boy. Haven’t heard from him since the first Easter. Known that guy for 22 years. First person I formed a greeting ritual with. Geologist in the Rockies. True drinking buddy…

music.apple.com/us/album/liv... My life right now…

Henry II sent his 10 year old daughter to be married to the king of Sicily. What the actual fuck man…..

We can’t win away matches and it’s highly disappointing…

Hope y’all enjoy this time. A bright moment…

High Dependency Unit is the best band from New Zealand NOT named Shepherd’s Reign. HDU finally put their music online. Been a fan since 2003. I shit you not when I say they are the only band that can match Mogwai project for project in my opinion. Amazing band…

Hypothetical question: what if LeBron threw the 6 finals he lost in?

Major shout out to the person on the internet who said they only made Jordan the Stallion famous to stop him from giving away all the secret recipes. But…

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

Top 5 TV personality all time for me.

Has anyone watched Gachiakuta? It’s pretty dope so far.

ITS ALMOST MATCH TIME FOR DERBY DAY!!!!!!!

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

In the last few weeks, I’ve become increasingly convinced that Trump and his regime are totally cooked. They can only stay in power by stealing elections—but they can only do that if enough people are willing to help them. They’re in a downward spiral and can’t pull themselves out of it.

This looks amazing

My stepbrother gifted me with a 55” tv. I took it out the box, and within 30 minutes, I shattered the screen. It’s fucking useless now…

I get it. I’m a lot to deal with. But I’m not going to be disrespected like that and then expected to put out the same energy and act like it’s just supposed to be normal. You violated. FOHWTBS. I’m keeping my energy…

I’m trying to build camaraderie amongst the other bartenders. It was destroyed yesterday by one of them because she decided that calling me a pervert was the right move. If she took the time to know me, she would have known that’s the opposite of me due to family circumstances…

Turkey chili last week. Beef chili this week…

I do not like golf. At all…

Movie you’ve seen more than 6 times that is NOT Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney Animated, or Pixar. Respond with a gif.

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Real Immortan Joe type vibes…

But I swear if we don’t learn to close out matches, absolutely nothing i just blurted out last post will matter. Jesus…

Watched the Burnley replay this morning. Wissa is healthy and got some minutes. We are about to be very dangerous. We are getting all 3 from matches we should win, and at least splitting points from the top squads. Could end up top 3 again if healthy. HOWAY NEWCASTLE!!!!

I love you too!

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You're telling me we have to suffer through a global authoritarian takeover AND Avatar sequels?

No group of death in the World Cup. And they still have to play matches here. Wack…

Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives

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Not posting as much due to working and wanting to live life more now that we live in hell…

I’m probably the only person who isn’t a Nas fan. I regret nothing.

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

Watching Gachiakuta currently. I dig…

youtube.com/watch?v=Uzr8... I’m working on something…

8 minutes of stoppage time. I am not looking forward to this…

Great shifts for Barnes and Woltemade. 86th minute now…

Last 15. Our Achilles heel on the road. Let’s go Toon!

Bruno quietly captained a very good match today. I don’t think I really noticed how little City could do in midfield. They rely on Haland and if they can’t serve him, they’re middling…

TWO IN FIVE MINUTES FOR HARVEY DANGER!!!!!!

HARVEY DANGER PUTTING THE ONION IN THE BASKET!!!!! ONE NIL TO THE TOON!