This comes right after Google gives $20m to Trump because they blocked him after the Jan 6 coup attempt.

He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.

Trump would be stopped from a SCOTUS that gave credence to precedent; "originality" is synonymous with judicial chaos, capriciousness, and lack of credibility.

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Trump’s DOJ sends bizarre letter to FBI agent who sued Alex Jones over Sandy Hook defamation.

The National Archives illegally released Rep. Mikie Sherrill's unredacted military personnel file, including her Social Security number, home address. The congresswoman is currently running as the Democratic candidate for Governor in New Jersey.

This administration is a caricature of itself

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

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In 2020, Biden won 509 counties and Trump won 2,500. But here’s the kicker: Biden’s counties generated 71% of America’s GDP. Trump won the dirt, Biden won the dollars.

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The ADL’s reaction to Musk’s Nazi salute was to say, pretty much, “Who knows? He could have been just confident in his deodorant!” Maybe there’s a lesson in here for whether you should try to placate MAGA.

So the U.S. government made a huge show about the alleged threat posed by TikTok's Chinese ownership.... Meanwhile a major American military contractor owned by Elon Musk has quietly accepted direct and indirect investment from China.

Bernie as the elder statesman of the party is exactly the direction we need to go. Compromise on strategy, not morality.

Mike Johnson’s family when Grindr disclosed he “accidentally” joined Grindr Boyz Signal chat group.

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Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

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"I have yet to find a single military official who was in the audience today who thought that this was a good presentation." "A ... disbelief that some of them were made to fly from, some of them, Asia, from all over the world ... all the way to Quanico to listen to a "campaign-style stump speech."

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

Negotiations have stalled. Trump keeps changing his policies. Ukrainians, backed by Europeans, are taking matters into their own hands, @anneapplebaum.bsky.social writes:

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Trump's higher ed ransom note is here - everyone would have to acquiesce to their unprecedented demands or not be "given priority for grants," plus they can demand "reimbursement" for "violations" www.wsj.com/us-news/educ... A mechanism to enforce fealty. An attack on academic freedom and democracy

If he replied saying "mr pope is my father" I would convert to catholicism

Straight from a real American warrior and patriot

Long covid & kids - details below: 🔹️"Children and teenagers are twice as likely to develop long Covid after a second coronavirus infection as after an initial infection, a large new study has found. The research provides evidence that Covid reinfections can... 1/6 www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/h...

Juan Ciscomani is complicit in this shutdown and in the legislative disaster Republicans have created. Veterans will lose jobs, money, and healthcare. He is screwing over his own voters, and he needs to be voted out.

Shocker. The judge knows he'll be fired if he rules in favor of Mr. Abrego Garcia. The system is rigged.

DHS Had a Program to Stop Political Violence. Trump Largely Abandoned It. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/dhs-had...

Tomorrow! www.theonion.com/badpedophile

The Sora thing is so bleak and shows how far we've come from AI companies pretending they did not train on copyrighted material www.404media.co/openais-sora...

Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

“Kavanaugh stops” is a tremendous term term for cops racially profiling people and someone should start a crowdfunding effort to pay a bunch of SEC sorority influencers to popularize it on TikTok. We must fight fire with devastating trending topics slate.com/news-and-pol...

Posting this three hours before the start of Yom Kippur is quite a choice

OpenAI Introduces Parental Controls https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-parental-controls/

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/seed-oils-myth-vs-fact/

Perfect..

Over the weekend, Trump posted an AI-generated video on TruthSocial that touted purported “medbeds,” a non-existent healing technology that people falsely believe will miraculously cure all maladies. This is just one of the bogus claims fooling elderly Trump supporters on the platform.

'Dirty politics at its worst': MAGA gov candidate under fire after doxxing Dem foe Trump admin unlawfully shared protected info about nominee Mikie Sherrill, from her confidential military files Ciattarelli immediately used the info against her! www-rawstory-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.raws...

Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

🕊️ The world has lost a revered conservationist -- a colossal power for what is truly good. 🕊️ Jane Goodall is a legend who helped open the door to science to the best humans among us: woman. 🕊️ She was brave, brilliant and introduced us to the best things among us: animals. 🕊️ I grieve her passing.

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Ted Cruz wants us to stop attacking pedophiles and Texas is sending him back to the Senate for another six years.

More idiocy that we pay for