Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

it fucking sucks that eric adams LOST THE ELECTION ALREADY because it opens a door for the @democrats.org to advocate for their sex creep of a candidate

has any white person ever pointed out that the auto adjustment on iphones always makes people of color look more caucasian (which is different than more well lit)

Happy Friday! The FEST app is ready for ya to download. Available for Apple & Android users. Huge shout out to @chilluminati.bsky.social for making this possible every year. Be sure to show em' some love!

We’re full! Thank you to everyone who showed up today. Meeting #3 is canceled, sorry for the inconvenience! 3-day tickets still available on our website if you’d like to attend! We’ll see ya at FEST ✨🙂‍↕️

how many of you are coming to @thefestfl.bsky.social ? i’m trying to make enough apps for all of you, but this is taking forever

“WE’RE SORRY YOU NOTICED“ thank u whistleblowers. you are literally saving lives

I’M SEEING BRATMOBILE TONIGHT!!

if apple had an ass, i would kick it if google had an ass, i would kick it

someone purchased one of my songs for $1 on @bandcamp.com today. i was paid $0.15 for it. they took out $0.75 for "revenue share" - which is their phrasing for retroactive fees on previously sold physical goods... i have never sold physical goods on bandcamp. what the fuck is the point anymore

congratulations to woke in winning the war on woke

if birds aren’t real, then how do you explain tony hawk?

i think the hollow knight silksong devs read that post about how lightbulbs in video games are powered by real electricity and they took it a little too far. i would buy a dlc with a flashlight at this point

you read what I wrote and are quite reasonably going “hrm no that can’t be right” but

had to read the article to understand wtf was going on here which is that Meta is literally feeding Instagram pictures parents took of their teenage daughters to middle aged men as ads for Threads

the @thefestfl.bsky.social apps are both in app store and play store review (and beta testing), but i broke something and the weather is stuck at 69 degrees #fest23

FEST 23 is coming up! Don't miss out on these incredible shows. Saturday single showcase tickets are still available, so be sure to grab yours if you're not planning on attending all 3-days. Visit the link in our bio to grab yours today!

Reminder, the first volunteer meeting is happening this weekend at Geeks in Gainesville. Want a 3-day pass? Volunteer with us and work (1) shift & get a 3-day pass in return! All the information for volunteering is on our website. www.thefestfl.com See you there!

Natalie isn’t a public figure. But she’s been caught in the crosshairs of a broad right-wing harassment movement — one sanctioned and encouraged by the government. www.theverge.com/policy/77897...

happy birthday john this rocks

I’ve been secretly hoping he’d do one these for forever. Very cool youtu.be/SClCi3L0rBo?...

Not coming to FEST 23 all 3 days? We still have select single showcase tickets available! Here are all the Friday single showcase tickets we have available. Click the link in our bio for the full list of single showcase tickets.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

hello just confirming the @thefestfl.bsky.social app is almost done. i still need to confirm there are no issues with iOS 26 and Android's new 16kb page size. also i fractured my leg. please bring beers and veggie dogs and pizzas to me during fest weekend. thank you in advance

@bsky.app suspended nathan's account for saying 'rest in piss', unbelievable

Many are calling it the “two friends who don’t know Jeffrey Epstein friendship meeting”

Am I going to Fest this year? No. Will I still be downloading the app to make a schedule to make me even more sad about not going for the first time since Fest 12? You better believe it.

work in progress: @thefestfl.bsky.social FEST 23 app for iphones and android phones #fest23

The "oh you won't compromise and abandon [marginalized group]? enjoy the nazi takeover!" argument rings pretty fucking false when you consider that the horrors of a nazi takeover begin with the abandonment of marginalized groups.

THIS CAMPAIGN IS SO LIKABLE THAT IM JUST WAITING FOR GEOFF GARIN TO FUCK IT UP BY DEMANDING THEY STOP CALLING REPUBLICANS LIKE ERIC ADAMS WEIRD…. AGAIN

We've officially sold more 3-day FEST passes than last year! And we still have some left. 😉 www.thefestfl.com don't miss out on the party.

hm

It’s canon, now, that that T should be capitalized.

Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill

hey, you ever re-read the Declaration of Independence? some fascinating stuff in there www.theverge.com/policy/69730...

Surprise! Here is the official Thursday pre-fest kick off lineup :) (Not included with a 3-day pass). *We also have individual showcase tickets available. (View the list on our website) Single showcases are perfect for those wanting attend select days. Flyers made by: Jason Rockhill & Jason Mazzola

Happy FEST 23 announcement day to all who celebrate! Here's the second wave lineup! Visit our website to get your passes if you haven't already. We have few 3-day passes left & some hotels still available! Who are you most excited to see this year?

truly unsure how to move forward as a business while maintaining principles such as “burning children alive is bad” and “stealing from independent musicians to fund war companies that burn children alive is bad” and “everyone at apple refuses to talk to me in a way that doesn’t make me want to ki

what do you do with your vinyl from bands who you later learned were abusers?

and i’ll do it again

Also this.

sublim with rom

signal boosting this because you can and should use a tour to save a life. if you want help this fall, give us a shout and we’ll be there for ya in any way we can.