It takes a village.

Reminder that Speaker Mike Johnson has not put the DHS spending bill that the Senate passed by unanimous consent a month ago today on the floor for a vote.

A decade of Trumpism has been exhausting, demoralizing, and tragic. But so is the conspiracism it’s turbocharged. We’d all be well served to remember that anomalous things happen all the time on a planet of 8 billion humans pursuing their own goals.

I recognize this is just another example of big MAGA influencers synchronizing their responses after taking marching orders from the group chat. But, as a response to what happened last night, this is just bizarre.

0 ft away from the most chaotic party of #WHCD weekend

into? topiary.

the absolute grip this woman has on gay men AND I LOVE IT 🫡

mission accomplished

I’ll say it: I think the Senate will flip. These are catastrophic numbers for the GOP and part of a clear pattern. I could end up with egg on my face, but I don’t see how the party salvages its chances. Trump is going to get *more* erratic and unhinged as we near November…

I don’t care what anyone says & I know this song was divisive: it’s a fun bop and perfect encapsulation of the sound of 2012. It was also part of the soundtrack of my 20s so... eat me.

trump ‘diplomacy’ 101

franklin graham and sean hannity

insanely unpopular war raging? right-wing movement in free-fall? dems ascendant in a midterm year? madonna performing at coachella? close enough. welcome back, 2006!

not me tuning into pride radio to hear i feel so free at the top of every hour

final edit, finishing touches

the only artist I’ll do this for 💸💸

men who look like swollen thumbs will come out of the woodwork to call her old and desperate. okay, billybob. your cousin-wife is waiting for you to come home from your shift at mcdonald’s, so get back to work.

this snippet 🔥

just saw “save the big booty latinas” scribbled in graffiti on a wall. never change, dc.

all of this

🪩 mother is back, bitch 🔥

🚨 new era incoming !! 🚨

Mass murderers, holocaust-scale mass murderers, except it was a handful of almost teenage tech bros impersonally crossing out budget items.

from our cold dead hands

oh great these flops are back

uncomfortable reality: gay, drama-obsessed staffers have a lot to do with this since they largely shape the narrative. you see the main character energy in nonprofits, kickball teams, and friend groups…and it’s toxic as hell

RNA based life thinking of the future:

Honored to lead production for a conversation between @officialmlk3.bsky.social and the American Property Owners Alliance on homeownership, generational wealth, and the American Dream. Next step: several hours in Premiere Pro. 🫡

video production realness 🎥

tom steyer, sashay you stay

The Quiet Revival report was retracted after YouGov acknowledged problems with bogus survey respondents. In this NYT story, I comment on why the initial report got so much attention. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/world/europe/britain-christian-revival-survey.html?searchResultPosition=1

WASHINGTON (AP) — Energy prices that spiked due to war in Iran push inflation to the biggest increase in four years.

all we had to do was elect the qualified woman

At some point you have to stop worrying about the generic ballot and trust the process. Democrats are going to romp in November. bsky.app/profile/chic...

in a nutshell:

The cohort of people in between the yellow and red lines account for a lot of the societal angst in the US (housing, higher ed, airport lounge access, the cost of Disney World, etc): www.wsj.com/economy/more...

happy easter

iphone 17 pro camera is no joke (but i am)

“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” --Anne Lamott

the current vibes: everyone and everything is annoying

look, i hate hasan piker as much as the next normie, but the absolute *obsession* with taking down anyone who isn’t sufficiently anti-hasan enough is getting ridiculous. log off, folks. take some deep breaths.

if you’re using artemis as an excuse to shit on the united states or spoiling the unifying moment with unrelated politics, ~kindly~ f*ck off into the sun 🥰

I stand by my earlier prediction: 7–2, with Kavanaugh possibly concurring on narrower statutory grounds that would let Congress restrict birthright citizenship in the future. Should be 9–0! slate.com/news-and-pol...

This site will never rival Twitter or Threads. Its neurotic, self-righteous user base won’t allow it. We’re all doing our best to get through this dark era, but the last thing anyone should do is dress up their pathology in the language of social justice. Put down the pitchfork & find a therapist.

Surveys show only half of Republicans identify as MAGA. Trump’s numbers among the other half are cratering. That’s the electoral threat posed by the political fallout over Iran. It doesn’t matter what “MAGA” does, it matters what non-MAGA Reps do. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-03-22...

Hegseth’s chief of staff told the Army Secretary he opposed the promotion of a female general to take control of the military district in Washington because President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

Unpopular opinion alert: Chuck Schumer deserves credit for keeping his caucus in line until Republicans folded.

Our new poll finds 1 out of 8 Trump voters regrets how they voted in 2024, and Harris would win a hypothetical redo by almost 3 points www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-03-27...

how is this little fur ball almost 14 ??

“I’m Slytherin! What are you?” Me: