A late winner from King Kai was just what the doctor ordered. HUGELY BIASED POST INCOMING.

Thinking about how Pedri does adverts for bananas again.

No harm no foul and all that but that's fucking creepy even if it isn't breaking the law. So if a woman online seems to be overreacting to your flirty little comment or "friendly DM" just know that it probably isn't her first rodeo.

I hate football.

Penalties & if we win, the prize is playing Italy???? Hardly seems fair.

I hate football.

And Big Vik has a second for Sweden!

What a goal, Dan James!

I took the bait and decided to try and see if the statement on Arsenal being one of the potentially worst Champions has any merit (hint it doesn’t and you might even be able to make the case for being a top 10 potential champion…) www.cannonstats.com/p/would-arse...

Cut my finger on the foil blister pack of my antidepressants. Can’t be a good omen, can it?

Despair to delirium, the Arsenal 2025-6 season.

If we win the league, will Max then have to do his GCSEs?

Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history.

He’s got school Monday.

During this season, I have aged 15 years.

I hate this fucking planet we live on; the world is so cruel. (I just stood on a plug)

My poor little Jezebel has received a cancer diagnosis. I’m absolutely devastated.

Claims that Arsenal are routinely wasting time during matches are not supported by the available data, particularly when examining how quickly goalkeeper David Raya restarts play - only GKs do it quicker than Raya. dailycannon.com/2026/03/arse...

Got some badges to represent the lads @generalwitch.bsky.social

Jezebel has to have an ECG & abdomen scan today to try & find out why she’s losing weight. She’s not allowed to eat, in case she has to be sedated, & she is very upset about it. And I feel like the worst person in the world for telling her she can’t have breakfast.

In the 83rd minute, my Dad - who cannot watch Wolves because he gets so anxious - had the audacity to tell me to relax cos “it’s just a game of football.” Bit rich, Dai.

Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away. He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...

I see the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize is at it again, doing more peace and stopping more wars. Oh. Get Infantino out of FIFA. Football deserves better than this ghoulish, obsequious, evil little toad of a man. He represents everything that's wrong about the game and the world.

BIG VIK ENERGY

Neville criticising Gyökeres while giving him POTM is peak Neville.

I think of this every time I watch him play.

Why is my BlueSky saying “invalid handle”?

I, for one, cannot wait to finish 2nd to City again.

I just want us to win the League; why must we constantly do this & give me heart palpitations? Can we just be fucking comfortable for once?

That’s never offside.

My left SI joint is playing up again & I tell you what, I don’t half miss being able to bend without having a shooting pain across my lower back. I’m not even old ffs.

Super Sunday.

Love it

A game where Zubi & Gyök scored, AND Zubi did Merino’s cele? I might just call it quits here. Doesn’t get better than that.

3 goals from open play, how dare we

HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS

THINGS YOU LOVE TO SEE: KAI HAVERTZ SCORING AGAINST CHELSEA.

XG of this game is negligible but Arsenal are ahead. According to Neville, Arsenal are unsure of themselves because they're a goal up and Chelsea have done well to do nothing about closing the scoreline. Superb punditry. Well worth the money.

What a tedious half of football.

Fucking hell, Redknapp *and* Merson?! I don’t deserve this kind of punishment.

I woke up thinking about the Domesday Book again.

I hate this planet.

Gyökeres scored in the 2nd min for Arsenal. Sancet scored in the 3rd minute for Athletic. Hallelujah!

Trying to take my leggings off without my socks also coming off is my Everest.

I’m so fucking _sad_, man. The world is bad enough and then you add to it by being stuck in January.