I can’t do another 30 minutes.

I think I'm going to die

Why does the clock say 21 minutes when we’ve obviously been playing for 6 hours?!

Here’s hoping this is the best day of our lives. I’m ready to get hurt again, but I fucking love this team. COYG!

Generational headloss from Atléti. Magnificent.

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In his debut season, Zubimendi led Arsenal in line-breaking passes, topped Gradient's midfield rankings for duels + aerials, played all 38, had 9 G+A (all comps), and shared the everywhere-pivot role for the league champions and best defensive team in the world. Recency bias is a helluva drug.

TNT have posted highlights of the 2006 UCL Final, so I’m sad now.

Anyone got the clip of Saliba shouting “I LOVE THIS CLUB” into the camera?

Sky have every match on different channels, and on the Arsenal channel have not showed a minute from there since the final whistle. Let us choose.

Oh good, they’re going through them all again. SHOW. ME. ARSENAL.

Strange of Sky to assume people who tuned in to watch Crystal Palace v Arsenal want to see any of this. We understand we can change the channel if we want to see this; show me the boys!

Aw, that’s a real shame.

Making Zubi play at right-back makes me sad.

When Merino comes on today, I am going to be *so* undignified in my celebration.

Solidarity with my Trans brothers and sisters as my stupid country takes another step towards the darkness. We can do better than this.

Especially for my phone battery, I can't stop consuming content

Just seen my Dad. First thing he said to me: “Morning Jess! Are Arsenal still Champions?” Yes, Papá, they are. 🥰

Szczęsny in Barca training today. #coyg

THIS IS WHAT WE DREAM OF

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

Every time I think “22 years”, I start crying again. I can’t believe it.

22 years

After 22 years of waiting, the Premier League title is Arsenal’s again 🏆🔴

I can’t stop crying.

Me checking the Bournemouth v City score

My IG this morning is full of videos of Hincapié’s arse.

Before you let anyone gaslight you or push narrative that we only score goals by wrestling goalkeepers, here’s a clip of all the corner-kick goals Arsenal scored this season. Can't see any obvious fouls on the keeper 🤷🏽‍♂️

Someone check in on Neville & make sure he hasn’t drowned in his own tears.

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Just saw a magpie in a bin eating out of a dog poo bag. Feels like an omen.

The football hangover today is real.

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Arsenal have gone 14 consecutive matches without defeat for the first time in their European Cup/Champions League history. (Squawka)

Gyökeres was brilliant. Trossard was brilliant. Rice was brilliant. The defence was brilliant. UCL FINALISTS!!!!!

Cried like a baby. COME ON YOU GUNNERS.

Champions. League. Finalists.

Gavi *has* to play for Spain in the World Cup. He’s the most “guaranteed to get booked” player since Sergio Ramos, & for that, I love him.

I love this Arsenal.

A late winner from King Kai was just what the doctor ordered. HUGELY BIASED POST INCOMING.

Thinking about how Pedri does adverts for bananas again.

No harm no foul and all that but that's fucking creepy even if it isn't breaking the law. So if a woman online seems to be overreacting to your flirty little comment or "friendly DM" just know that it probably isn't her first rodeo.

I hate football.

Penalties & if we win, the prize is playing Italy???? Hardly seems fair.

I hate football.

And Big Vik has a second for Sweden!

What a goal, Dan James!