Me walking into the office this morning

Oh my GOD 💪🏼🔴⚪️ ❤️🤍

You were right Dec. It wasn’t done.

Arsenal Direct down 😂😂

I’ve supported Arsenal my whole life. At times I’ve loved and hated this club. The fucking roller coaster of emotions over the years. I can’t even process what’s happened or how I’m supposed to feel. Relief, pride, vindication, happiness, all of the above? I love this club.

Me checking the Bournemouth v City score

Currently eating cherries

I could go to bed now or spend the next 4 hours trying to understand why Loretta Daniels broke up with me when we were 15.

Pep handed his notice in as soon as Havertz scored.

Me at 4 minutes if it’s still 0-0 in the Arsenal Vs Burnley game

Have you ever wondered why the Genie in Aladdin has a rule against making someone fall in love with you? Obsession answers that question.

Nailed it x

After review West Ham number 19

When did putting your headshot on a letterhead become a thing?

Didn’t anyone tell Palace how important this game was for Arsenal?

Genuinely gutted Beth Mead is leaving at the end of the season

The opposite of fascism is not moderation.

Respect to Arsenal for trying to keep the title race exciting for the neutrals, but I’d much rather you just win every game 8-0.

Strong possibility this is going to be in my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year

How am I meant to sleep tonight?

I just know Anne Hathaway is losing her mind somewhere rn just like us

Does anyone have a spare £12k so I can get a ticket to the final?

Current mood

I’m not crying. You’re crying. I’ve waited 20 years for this!

Someone should remind Everton just how important this game is to Arsenal.

There’s still a lot of football to play so I’m not getting ahead of myself but what is everyone planning on wearing at the parade?

Chocolate belongs in the fridge and if you think otherwise you’re a monster.

Imagining the pop in the cinema when Jeffery Epstein makes a cameo in Melania 2.

It’s always the people you have the least respect for who let you down.

I hated that game. Like every second of it. The team didn’t play well but a win is a win so I’m happy.

In a taxi and the driver just said “I’m not racist but..” How’s your evening going?

Liam Rosenior just got a £24m payout for 107 days as Chelsea manager. At some point they are going to run out of hotels to sell.

Complete forgot Arsenal were playing today what game even if there was a game I won’t watch because I don’t care about a game I’m busy living my life and not concerned about a silly game no of course I’m not nervous why would I be nervous about a game I completely forgot about I’m cool and relaxed

Forest and West Ham. You know the drill.

Donald Trump, Jesus and a doctor walk into a bar

Just watched someone put mayo in a bacon sandwich.

I think about this often. Was it part of a game? Easter egg? Regular egg? Did you throw first? Did you die from your egg injuries? Have you eaten eggs since the throwing? (Assuming you didn’t die) Am I overthinking #EggGate?

I don’t appreciate Arsenal losing a game just to make the title race more interesting.

It’s the hope that kills you

Arsenal haven’t won the league in 20 years and the one year we get close it looks like it’s going to be taken away by a nuclear apocalypse.

Do you think anyone ordered wine at the last supper?

This deeply silly sketch has made me so happy #TheTraitors #SNLUK youtu.be/OuSzG_DzVNo?...

The treble was overrated anyway.

There are still Liverpool fans who want City (a team that’s beaten them 3 times this season) to win the league.

Best on screen movie couple. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

2026 is being 2026 again