Within the first year of my daughter’s life, the Lionesses have won the Euros and the Red Roses have won the World Cup in front of sell-out crowds and huge tv audiences and it’s so wonderful to know she will grow up thinking that of course women play sport and of course everybody watches it

I was on the fence after seeing the poster, then I read the synopsis….

Dear brain, It’s 2:35am. Now is not the time to need to know the how many actors have played Robin Hood in movies.

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

8th stage of grief: Pyrotechnics

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

When Liverpool get that inevitable 97th minute penalty, does Salah or Isak take it?

Gaza. A young boy carries his sister, both starving, trapped, homeless and fleeing from Israeli genocide. On the other side of a wall other kids play at swimming pools and eat fast food. This is what the UK/EU and US support.

and again, king shit from Jon Stewart

It’s cool. Sleep is overrated anyway.

Shame on Downing Street for going along with this. So much for being committed to a free press

Ok here me out @netflix.com

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Hotter than the sun AND a cat lover. Legend.

It’s 100 days till Christmas. Yep, I had the same reaction.

Man who sells smart glasses telling us we need smart glasses

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Growing tiresome of this current funk that I can’t seem to shake

Happy 4th anniversary to the time this happened on Twitter.

STARMER: hey I'm appointing this close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile to be US ambassador :) BRITISH PRESS: ok :) [One year later] BRITISH PRESS: wait a minute

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Is Peter Mandelson a well paid lobbyist yet?

This explains it better than I can

The number of politicians condemning violence while enabling a genocide is wild.

If you want any comfort following the news about Charlie Kirk, just know he’s in a better place, looking up at us.

Charlie Kirk getting shot in the neck to distract from the Epstein files. Gotta respect the dedication.

Matt Berry. Sigh.

If this were any other country the US would be talking about the need for regime change

I need suggestions on the best countries to visit as a solo traveler.

Me looking at my laptop this morning

This gets progressively funnier with every use of the term "floppy".

Check in on your friends

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Arsenal’s 2025 Transfer Window Ranked! #arsenal #afc #arsenalfc #Gunners #coyg #gooners #premierleague #youtube

On the same day in the Telegraph:

Alessia Russo has signed a new long-term contract with Arsenal. www.standard.co.uk/sport/footba...

Whenever someone talks about cancel culture I remind them that the world’s richest man did two nazi salutes and increased his wealth.

Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere

Since we're sharing examples of Linehan's scummy behaviour

In all seriousness, when Trump die I’m going to start a petition to get a day off in the UK. I think it’s important we all have an opportunity to mourn while not at work. I’m going to be mourning so hard.

My day is going to be fuelled by vibes and malice

Labour could have made the case for a humane immigration system that treats refugees with dignity and respect. Instead, they have fanned the flames of racism and emboldened the far-right. My piece for @tribunemagazine www.tribunemag.co.uk/2025/09/labour-is-paving-the-path-to-fascism

Live tweeting from Hell. Respect

If you say Luigi 3 times in the mirror a CEO dies

Football is a stupid silly no good game

Anyone have a sad acoustic version of YMCA? Asking for a friend.

Waitality

sorry to post reddit but I’ve laughing at this for 5 business days

The man