Meanwhile in #Portland

did the dryer shrink my shirt or am i fat

the balls are the trick and the dick is the treat

Great, I am now BANNED from submitting suggestions to the Library of Congress, just because every single day I send them an email asking them to archive Jerma Streams The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

When I'm done using this app, I head on over to the X The Everything App to see Cat videos and Fox News

One Evening on Crack

Five Nights at Cancer

am i doing it right?

just invented an unbeatable chess move, i'm calling it 2 horses 1 queen

yo do they got jokes on this thing im trying to laugh

cocking my colon like a shotgun before i blast the shit out my ass

slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo

gonna do an inverse goatse where i shove my butt cheeks into my ass hole

you know how you can gargle water in the back of your throat, i can do that with diarrhea in my butt

perp walking my poop to the toilet

what a fuckin dogshit cocksucking misery factory of a planet

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

here's a photo of my ugly chud cousin

illustration (1984) archive.org/details/todo...

leasing out my ballsack to the Louvre but my dick is in the Smithsonian

Howard Stern's Penis

i wish so badly i could go back in time to the late 70s to sit myself in a pizza time theatre and nurse a beer while uncomfortably craning my head up to look up at this wretched thing

jimmy carter died doing what he loved, fucking concubines in a mr. peanut costume

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

RIP OFFICE MAX YOU WERE THE ONLY ONES TO HAVE GOOD WIFI IN THE SHITTER

War at hanks horror shack

Ultimate Loser Island Night

My haul from Barnes & Noble!

T-minus one week:

blasting king ass ripper videos on this bad boy

crashing out first thing in the morning

beating my chest like a silverback gorilla

up playing with my noodle till i prime

this year I'm thankful for crystal meth, hookers, and used needles on the ground 🦃💯💯

gay gen z at thanksgiving: it’s giving thanks

Forbidden Nights at My Weird Creepy Uncle's

do you guys think george bush liked bush?

Survive at Texas Roadhouse