pjackk is pbackk lets gooo

sucks that no one on any of the websites i use except for hltv cares about the major. guys. it's a cologne major. the cathedral of counter strike. vitality's looked weak for once.

Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth.

andre 1 and 2 and andre 3. andre new play control for the wii

i'm the first person to ever make that joke

what happened to the other 2,999 andres?

it's not a big surprise, i suppose. the bluesky administration has long been derisive towards what they call the "cartoon gooner" demographic.

who wants to guess what has happened to me fucking twice now

At first blush, I'd put Bubsy 4D in the "good but not great" bin, but that rating needs to be understood in the broader context that, given what franchise it's part of, Bubsy 4D is in the bizarre position of simultaneously being a 7/10 nostalgia-bait redux and the best game in the series.

bowling for poop

finally…an indirect way to tell my followers I jacked off one time

to be honest i'm glad he's dead

neighbors dropped us off a cheap 4k monitor 2 months ago i'm not gonna use it but I decided to get at least 1 picture of it

is there an hltv forums for tekken? i wanna see

little known effect of disco elysium: it turns leftists into single-celled chihuahuas

those grand fresh-water seas of ours,—Erie, and Ontario, and Huron, and Superior, and Michigan,—possess an ocean-like expansiveness, with many of the ocean’s noblest traits

00:30

this is called owning a ps5

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

My is 3 Inch

i would be smug about people "coming crawling back" to tumblr but considering the way people act with the double digit followers experience i can't imagine how rough it must get

average western yuri fan: this author interacted with het and now i'm questioning their motives for writing about lesbians woman yuri writer i forgot the name of: i like when straight women get cast in lesbian AVs and they look disgusted the whole time

i really like claiming things are altogether unreasonable. it's fun

you can make an ice cream for dogs that they might like or you can get a piece of hot dog that fell on the floor

why are the b52s so mad. they're not like punk or anything they're like new wave pop what's going on. why is fred schneider yelling at me

Le sigh.

well you know i've been calling them the pissy shitties

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of their sexy girl pinups, was not aware of their art featuring hetero sex with faceless homunculi men

tits_out

now i lay me down to jack pray my hand my meat to whack and if i die before i cum pray that i don't look too dumb

i don't know how you can stand that horse game. they don't even have their mouths open when they do the ojou-sama laugh. never mind the bizarre charades of a genuine expression through a game of anime telephone they can't even do it right

How about my gorilla he tries to stay in shape, but after way too many bananas he ends up with a big massive belly. He swears he’s bulking, but honestly he just enjoys the extra fluff a little too much. And with bananas he meant cocks and cum

I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

"The heartwarming Bluey episode about Rusty, whose dad is in the Army and deployed but bonds with his son through letters about cricket, takes on a different coloration now that practically all of Australian special forces is implicated in war crimes in Afghanistan"

principled marxist who's about to cum: oh! material conditions! oh my material conditions! fuck!

i hate this guy so much

one most perilous and long voyage ended, only begins a second; and a second ended, only begins a third, and so on, for ever and for aye.

sure that seems right

he was so real for this

i like that even when you can't scroll you can still post. making sure the important things are working. you want the least informed people posting bad things.

this is the scariest list of people i have ever seen

dave n. buster

the one and only thing that keeps me from wasting my life away in old school runescape is the fact that i started playing it and forgot everything and you can't redo the tutorial or reset your account

maybe the reason early devo sounds good to me is because i've listened to it so much that it just sounds like normal music to me now

Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps

lot of games that didn't make it anywhere near here but that i'd rate a lot higher that most of these. definitely been playing a lot of post void recently though