The Ukrainian military—the toughest, most experienced, most adaptable, most successful on the modern battlefield—is beardy old men, women, artists, gamers who can’t deadlift sh*t but can fly a drone into a Russian helicopter rotor Focusing on capabilities, not “looks,” is how you achieve victory

Hakeem Jeffries has been such a glaring disappointment. Just a mess of a man and a shit terrible politician. Too busy trying to triangulate palatable pablum to honestly hone an authentic agenda. People deserve someone who cares more about them than about the pretense of decorum in the face of fascim

Mass shootings aren’t random tragedies anymore, they’re policy choices.

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

So, the Park Service illegally took down this statue. That doesn't mean it can't live on. Right?

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Whoever invented the word “queue” and made four silent letters wait their turn deserves a medal.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

fun to watch RFK in these press conferences and see that he is even more deranged than the president

Peter: Rabbi, what should we do for the least among us? Jesus: Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them.

MINNESOTA SURGEON: “I hope someday we can get that message through these politicians’ thick skulls as well as some of these bullets do… Sophia may be the 3rd fatality.” 💔 (Thankfully Sophia is no longer in critical condition: www.kaaltv.com/news/a-mirac...)

Welcome to America, where Republicans just spent 2 days blaming the pro-gun-safety people for another Republican-on-Republican shooting. Exactly like they did when Trump was shot at.

People who are ok with beating cops on the capitol steps for a lie are accusing you of political violence.

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power. The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

Hey, Tom Llamas. It wasn't a "political assassination"! Words and accuracy count.

Dear Religious People, Maybe it’s time to start thinking seriously about living by love and not the sword. — Jesus, 2000 years ago

You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others? David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC. apnews.com/article/deka...

Simon & Schuster asked me to explain why I wanted to narrate my own audiobook: youtube.com/shorts/xjTss...

Q: Does Putin know the contents of the Epstein Files? A: Yes. Q: Does this give him profound leverage over Trump? A. Yes. Absolute leverage. Q: How do we neutralize Putin's advantage? A: Release the entire Epstein files. Now.

Charlie Kirk belonged to a political party whose members routinely send Christmas card pics of their entire families, adults and children, bearing rifles and handguns – and who widely wear AR-15 lapel pins. Facts.

TIP FOR CONSERVATIVES: If you are bereft over the gun shooting of Charlie Kirk, just pretend he was a kid in an elementary school, and you will forget about the whole thing within a minute.

Mealy mouthed coward.

This isn't a drawing of an adult woman.

They all look so joyous, as if they know this is the group they’ll be spending eternity in hell with.

School shooters never act alone; they're assisted by 53 Republican Senators, 220 Republican House members, the president & the NRA.

Every once in a while I tell people from other countries about how the health insurance system works in the US and they are aghast. Yesterday a guy straight up didn’t believe me when I said people can die because of not being able to afford medicine. He was sure I meant in the distant past.

Working class people have the same interests.

Our once-thriving (2024) economy is decimated… … but at least brown-skinned people are being indiscriminately rounded up, pedophiles are being protected, and our loved ones can once again die from preventable diseases—ain’t that right, MAGA? #winning

Hi🙋🏻‍♀️ I'll be 78 tomorrow so maybe I can clear this up for Greg. So at 7 yrs old I almost died from Whooping Cough. During the next 14 months I had the measles, mumps and chicken pox 😬 In contrast my 3 children were all vaccinated and only got mild cases of chicken pox. Vaccines work.

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰ zohranfornyc.com/events

Do it!

Scream this story from the rooftops. And again. And again.

I thought the Constitution was a thing… 🧐🤷🏻‍♀️🦁 #HeJustCantWaitToBeKing #parody

military flyovers disrupt the Epstein victim press conference

This Venezuelan strike is gonna put a damper on his Nobel Peace Prize campaign, but it won’t do a damn thing to stop the Epstein files.

Yoga - you mean Doga surely?? Doggy Yoga who knew...🤣 #dog #dogday #bluesky

Trump announces he will severely devalue the Presidential Medal of Freedom

He looks weird, propped up and puffy. And the stairs people are everything!!!!

Wisdom.

Maybe Red state governors are sending their national guard to DC because they’d be safer there picking up trash than patrolling their own murder capitals.

🧵 x.com/waltermaster...

Mike Johnson makes clear that when Congress returns next week he's going to work tirelessly to cover up the Epstein files

It's possible ... hear me out, here …. It may well be that these people lie their asses off whenever they exhale

For those of you who don’t like to open links or don’t have instagram. I downloaded the video for you. If you haven’t heard about this guy before don’t scroll past it, his name is Jesse Welles. I promise you won’t be disappointed. #jessewelles #wellesmusic #thekaelosproject #kaelos #wordshaveweight

This is the same narcissistic ego padding, and groveling that we saw during Trump's first administration with a bunch of spineless sycophants prostrating themselves in front of their dear leader. Every American should be disgusted by this. #GrovelingMagaEunichs

In my long career with Phillips Petroleum Company, I was around some of the biggest egotistical sons-of-bitches in the business, and even Boots Adams didn't ask underlings to fawn all over him like that fragile child in the White House does.

MSM is failing us. Biggly.