90% of space emperors grow a conscience about the 60 billion killed in jihad right before it achieves eternal peace

90% of space emperors grow a conscience about the 60 billion killed in jihad right before it achieves eternal peace

Lmao

yesterday

just had gay sex with my archenemy

not enough people on here watching movies

fuck you *unbrokens your circle*

getting a bagel

There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!

the academy finally nominated aunt gladys this year so in return she lifted the curse she'd previously placed on the best actor category

to a guy like me every day is whiskey friday with tony doukoupil

rip scott adams. my mom knew who you were but not my dad

I've become so bad at acquiring new music to like

reading

twitter is up

my heart's in the highlands my heart is not here

i generally refuse to ever feel hope again

im getting paranoid

peter: if aunt may ever finds out that i'm the web slingin' spider-man, she might just have a conniption!! mj: what's swinging, movers and shakers? how about you joining this fine female for a cup down at the coffee bean!? harry: i may end my own life

i kinda wish brooklyn 99 was still around just so i could see their desperate attempt at an ICE episode

remember channel zero

people love to say swamp thing was bad before alan moore came in but he mined that shit for YEARS. i'd say at least half of moore's run was directly referencing or returning characters from wein or pasko's runs

everybody be sure to hop on this book before the season's over

it feels crazy that adams is still the mayor throughout all this

the nazi bit in falling down 1993 is aging really well

it's crazy how your music taste is just sitting there under the surface waiting for you to hear the right musician at the right time. before this year i could have pointed out maybe one aretha franklin song i liked. now it's like 50

if you follow someone and they delete their account you should have to delete as well

last fm friday looking sharp as usual

everybody start talking about donald westlake NOW‼️

RAAAAAAAAA

every website i go to now advertises itself as 'the last website'

suicide booths are real in 2031

what if i fixed myself a nice tom collins

remember skinamarink

some posts are better simply muttered under one’s breath

Pro sailor tip, if this happens to you it's over

feel like i can finally share this now that i'm on a site that has no engagement - i am actually thomas pynchon

in the original joe hill black phone story which is like 20 pages long basically all we hear about the grabber is that he's fat. there's like 2000 words in the whole thing and at least ten percent of them are spent on how enormously fat he is

We can rebuild her anew on a new platform.

Brett Michaels being assassinated mid-concert by a group of middle aged masked men, call that anonymous uncs shooting Poison onstage

they put me on the starter pack for annoying people

Okay I’m still trying to find all of Marisatomay/Jailedamanda nation #OverHere if anyone wants to help with that and rt

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

i bet there were some good quote unquote jokes the day they added that bullshit removing quote tweet feature

ok but for the time being the posts are still going to be about elden ring

ngl if you do not have the same username or at least the same profile pic as you had on the other place you might as well not exist

how about bookmarks. do they have bookmarks