Bonjour mes petites poulets - tout va bien? On the big train going to Chartres for the day. It’s all a bit Gothic there so we have high hopes. I might post a couple of pics if I can be arsed. Bear with. It’s hot. I’m already sweating like a Peruvian wrestler’s jock-strap 🥵

I like a Citron Pressé but sometimes it can be a bit tart. . . . I’ll have a face like a Tory politician by the end of this . .

That bloke behind me has been boring the living crap out that poor woman ever since we sat down for a Citron Pressé His French accent is worse than Officer Crabtree. I mean, my French may be a bit ropey but his is doing my head in. Gid moaning 😵‍💫

Bonjour! Just walked through the Big Market next to our hotel. Look! You can fill your handbag with cherries and then buy a spare leg if you’re a tart! It’s all delux in Gay Paree (that’s how you have to say it ici) 💅🏼

Eight pound for two coffees Eight Pound And this is at St Pancreas . . .

Well this is all very poignant isn’t it? I just hope those entertainers are OK? 🫣

Today there wss a debate in Parliament to ban ALL MPs’ second jobs. Nigel Farage didn’t show up to defend any of his - including the latest one, raking in £22,500 an hour to promote a gold dealer. The gravy train must end. Watch the debate below.

The wife just asked me whatever happened to John Barrowman? Eh? Where is he? 🤔

Lazing in bed watching US documentary ‘The Seventies’. This is the ‘music’ episode. Understandably all US based. But the huge difference between them & the UK’s 70s music explosion is theirs was almost all rooted firmly in the 60s. Oh & Punk started in the US - apparently 🙄

Well she’d know all about leaving a defence mess for others to clear up wouldn’t she? The Tories spent 14 years starving it of money along with everything else She’s got a nerve. They all have

I wanted to take a photo of last night’s stunning full moon - but catching it from a moving car threw up an unexpected and rather nice alternative image. Now my wallpaper. Good morning and kind regards.

At #wiltonsmusichall to hear one of my fave ghost stories, Charles Dickens’ ‘The Signalman’. For those who’ve ever worked on the railways it has a special fear; similar to the dread I used to feel driving trains in the eastbound tunnel between Liverpool St. & Bethnal Green on the Central Line. 😱

Very sad to hear of Penelope Keith’s death today. I met her just once in the early 90s when I taught her how to drive a Channel Tunnel locomotive on a TV documentary. Yep really. I remember her kindness, warmth and friendliness. Bless her. So talented.

The relentless UK press assault on our own democracy has started. Burnham is NOT even PM yet & already the Press ramp up their assault on anything & everything in their mission to destroy every aspect of Labour’s Govt. It won’t stop until the oligarchs have ousted any threat to their money

Well that’s easily sorted; all he has to do is leave Shitler’s Batphone off the hook.

Bench of the Month 💅🏼

Happy 100th birthday to the great Mel Brooks, who had given the world only joy. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

The wife just told me he’d done the new National Lottery last night just to see if it was worth it. He got 2 numbers. Guess what he won? 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

BBC News: "A Reform UK councillor's bid to scrap his authority's climate emergency declaration has been delayed because the chamber was too hot to debate it." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Some things are just true because they’re true. For example, the best ass version of ‘Feel Like Making Love’ is Millie Jackson’s from 1976. 💅🏼

when AI companies go bankrupt

Well stated, please copy and send to your GOP representatives.

Guess where this is?

Some mornings an album just feels so perfect to play - and with the weather we have today I reached for #eltonjohn ‘s #honkychâteau - stay cool cats!!! 💦💦☀️ #myrecordcollection #seventiesrock #heatwave

We are (literally) cooked!

Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Helped save this country only to be persecuted by it.

This 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

My anticipated look for the forthcoming apocalypse

Farage on the news this morning saying that nobody cares about the five million bribe/present. I fucking care you dodgy frog faced cunt.

This one just lives on my desktop at this point, ready to go

It’s his IQ 💅🏼

Turned on BBC Breakfast this morning to hear Tory Rent-a-Gob & Lord Voldemort lookalike Alex Burghart ranting about Starmer & how useless Labour is (with usual lies). Last Tory Govt? 6 PM’s in 6 yrs & a crashed economy. The hypocrisy is simply mind blowing. I despair 😞

I see the ‘thoughts and prayers’ brigade are out in force at the moment. Thoughts are perhaps understandable, but religious prayers make no sense. Whatsoever. I am unanimous in that

Young bloke on the big train. Rough as a sandpaper bandage on the phone yakking about coitus, birds, football & how pissed he was last night, all in that weird yobby accent they do. You know how they speak. Yet smothered in Christian symbol tatts - crosses, Jesus etc etc. What’s that all about?

Carry On Girls?

Attractive Shopping Channel Feet of the Week You’re welcome 🤢

There’s no EE mobile or WiFi in the o2 What’s that all about? Eh?

Just to put today into context - The Brady Bunch Movie is 31 years old this year. Thirty One. You’re welcome 💅🏼

Memo to UK Newspaper editors from rabid media owners: If we don’t get the political result we screamed about, just print any old shit. Good evening 😶

Reliably great analysis from Adam

And let’s not forget this is the level of thick that votes Reform. And yes, it is real. 🫣

I paid £38 for 2 tickets to this today. The ‘immersive experience’ consisted of various sizes of screen showing boring shots of eco stuff, plastic dolls on sticks, pink strip lights & ended in the 5th level underground car park with the lights off. Utter garbage. You have been warned!! 😡

I’m in a lunch type restaurant and have been suffering Kenny G for the past hour. I’m now full up but in a bad mood Kenny G does that to me No disrespect

I bloody hate it when i’m swiping in an app and then all of a sudden my iPhone does this. Anyone know how to stop it?? 😡🤬😡

Banning kids from social media is the same vein as putting a curfew in for women when there’s a male attacker out there. It’s easier to legislate the victim than fix the problem

She thought Dartford was on the mouth of the River Dart 🫣 She comes from Bexleyheath (which is right next to Dartford on the River Thames in London) Where do they find these people?

Hmm, back in ‘77 we hadn’t seen big screen aliens presented in a serious & intelligent way. CEotTK was so exciting that I spent nights gazing at the stars wishing it true. DD’s plot doesn’t work as any real aliens pronouncement wouldn’t be believed by AI saturated TV viewers And it was too long👽

Sorry @discogsofficial.bsky.social but this amount for shipping a simple 7” single from Denmark to to the UK is taking the merciful P !!!! 😧😧😧😧😧