if you play aerospray, you wear diapers unironically. thats the rules i dont make them. #compsplatoon

Made this comic because as a dev with non traditional training the Claude agenda is strong. Game artists are anti-AI but watching programmers be like "LOOK HOW AI MADE MY JUMP FUNCTION" is freaking me out

thank goodness it's finally Meat Day

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

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Last night, Malibu made history! WE GOT OUR FIRST TOURNAMENT WIN in A41 #56: Rainmaker! Rose: the overtime buzzer can't hurt me, the mantra Sherbert: "I'm not jumping, Nina--OH WHAT" Nina: routinely getting triples when she's the only one alive @sealydeagle.bsky.social: THIS RAINMAKER'S GOT SPEED!

Yo nintendo could you not give me double e-liter and a jr that thinks they're invincible on my team thanks

Today is the 137th anniversary of jonathan joestars death. Rest in peace king

Hate to be that guy, but the US congress will try to repeal section 230 (ensures free speech on the internet) and pass KOSA (age check for the internet, anonymity gone) The Splatoon community is made of teens and queers, this would destroy it. Do your civil duty below ⬇️ www.badinternetbills.com

i made this in a frenzied sleep deprived craze i hope this doesn't change your opinion of me

ProChara Rebrands Following His Step Back From Professional Splatoon thescallop.ink/article/proc... #highdivsplatoon #news

#compsplatoon I love brella so much. This is a weapon that can assist in fights not only with good paint, but also with the ability to block damage and distract while my teammates go in and clean up. And if they dont pay attention to me? I can punish them with pretty reliable 60-80 damage per shot.

I cant wait for winter to end oh my GOD

Good morning splatooners and such things

teammate: do you wanna win 40k or throw for the vibes? me:

Call me a greek god the way i be smiting people for petty reasons

Who up frying they chicken? #foodsky

Broke: cry me a river Woke: fry me a river

splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka

Some minor adjustments to the shoes

we love katamari.. 🫶🌈💜 #lowpoly

They teleported past my shield, not taking damage from the impact? #splatoonclips

With the hitbox and the ink efficiency buff, brella stocks are on the rise! Im investing now #compsplatoon

Good morning gamers

With an all brella comp, HOGMAIL.CLOM made 3rd in Class Ascendency 1! Lost round 1, but made a run all the way to game 5 losers finals! Rany - gg I see the vision with the walls but no Tessa - BRELLA LOSER RUN IS REAL Agaric - object shredder euphoria bitjay - anime boy voice impression 💀

My teamates started calling aura "rizz" Anyways heres some brella clips #compsplatoon #splatoonclips

#compsplatoon clip from laiturngame on x: the aura ink is client side only meaning it won't show on other screens and can't cap zone

I'm gonna try to be nuanced, wish me luck. I like LUTI. LUTI is very good. I also really wish LUTI announcements came with a month of advance warning before any of the seeding events. I think you should be able to form a team from scratch in time for this event. [1/4]

Behold the answer to dynamo #splatoonclips #compsplatoon

No longer gaslighting myself and instead complaining about dealing 99 damage this update is beautiful

What if YOU wanted to play splatoon but the devs said "dynamo roller on the enemy team"

Simpsons NES sprites

This update has turned me evil

Welcome to LUTI: Season 17! Schedule and Details below

With LCS just over the horizon, and more LANs popping up all over the world, 2026 seems to have 1 trend for competitive Splatoon - to get together and play the game we love. Join @splatdroid.bsky.social as he covers it all in The Weekly Ink! 🔗 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiIY...

THIS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL #compsplatoon

More comfort games on a smowy Tuesday 🌨️ Today I'm playing the best 2D Mario game.

Today I learned that the word meta (in a gaming sense) is actually an acronym Most Effective Tactics Available … SINCE FUCKING WHEN??!

11.0.0 in a nutshell

they called it flow aura in eng

You're Crying WRONG! How To Optimize Tantrums in 2026

"he's one" mfers stocks are crashing I'm so happy "he's one" YEAH MORE LIKE HE'S ONE *HUNDRED* LIKE DON'T PISS ME OFF

New splatoon patch be like 😭 #highdivsplatoon #compsplatoon

LITERALLY AURA INCOMING. I WAS PROPHETIC

Good morning gang. The snow is upon us

What if instead of wordle it was swordle and it was a sword fight to the death?