World cup third place match is:

The hurricane naming convention suuuuucks.

Two third place games where each team has to play Cabo Verde for a chance to play each other.

DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked vehicle.

Trump is going to get a coach of the year award from Belgium.

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

BREAKING: Graham Platner is leaving his wife for Tilly Norwood.

James Baldwin would like a word on this moment #America250

Healthcare has to be one of the 2 most important planks to run on in 2028. It has to be Improved Medicare For All or bust. Single payer that includes vision, dental, and mental health for ALL. Go to war with the insurance companies. Tie healthcare to everything because it is tied to everything.

I need to see the old sitcom Small Wonder trending, as a treat.

Ok.

reminder that the phanatic is a latino immigrant and is presumably rooting for his home country of ecuador

Whoever's scheduling the Roasts for Bluesky good job. Putting the Carville roast the day after the NY primaries was genius.

that sound you hear is every too-comfortable incumbent screaming, crying, throwing up

National Treasure 3

Shit I'm in a room with @Pramila Jayapal. And I'm buzzed on whiskey.

Turkiye is the most frustrating team I've ever seen.

The Fox world cup announcers are garbage.

Versailles?

SpaceX having a market cap between Amazon's and Microsoft's is so funny to me. The stock market is totally real and definitely not functionally indistinguishable from a Ponzi scheme

Sounds like a home match for Iran and it's fantastic.

Guy not clicking the trending topics: I can't get invested in another doll fad right now.

Bluesky is a Knicks/Cabo Verde/Scaffolding app.

I can hear NYC from my house. I'm in Washington.

IT'S A TARP!

Gonna need some scaffolding for Bluesky, amiright?

My futbol Telemundo My Spanish bad My Owen's Wilson Knicks in five

Let's do this Washington! actionnetwork.org/forms/people...

Dems crashing out on Maine.

@thetacobellbell.bsky.social gonna have a field day with every Knicks win.

America 250 is a bipartisan congressionally authorized organization that started ten years ago to plan the celebration. And Freedom 250 is the Trump grift operation hijacking this bipartisan event to insert himself and politics. Cool cool.

bret michaels and milli vanilli with better public relations instinct than mark cuban, incredible stuff

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

Counterpoint: Why is Ken Paxton obsessed with meat and the concept of a Heavenly Wiener?

For the love of the game.

Spokane Zephyr FC folding after two years in the USL really sucks. Anybody want to buy the team and put them in the NWSL?

Bezos believes that doubling his tax rate is the most we could possibly want... joke of the year.

Next time someone tells you the grid can't handle electric cars hit them over the head with a data center.

This swan just flexing on everybody.

My giggling went from absolute zero to absolute horses in no time.

We live in a time dominated by deeply unserious people making deeply unserious arguments in support of tragically serious results that serious people would have both avoided and known to avoid.

I'll probably need to get back to my white supremacist/Christian nationalist graffiti removal walks. With this SCOTUS aggression there could be an uptick in white bullshit.

I've donated money to many causes, and more often than before, over the last year. But I'm burnt out, I can't support Jimmy Kimmel a second time for the sake of my mental health.

Timelines that go hard.

Run from anyone who says they read it in the Washington Post.

If you have a major problem with the universe STAY IN LINE!

Can't believe Jet Ski Police Academy is beating Georgetown right now.

Been a fan since you were Tri-State Tetrahedron, congrats.