This is an extraordinary front page for a British newspaper to run. Donald Trump’s delinquency, derangement & imperilling of international security is somehow a stick with which to beat our own Prime Minister, who has negotiated the current horror show rather well. It is actually sickening.

Who could have seen this coming?

You know those classic French omelettes that look really hard to make and there's loads of videos about? They look rubbish. Sorry french omelette people.

Reform candidate for Swansea in the upcoming Welsh elections steps down. Very strong statement. "Politics is a dirty game, but Reform has sunk deep into the sewer when it should have been a beacon of decency." 1/2

I worked on that and make a brief appearance sitting on a Fischer boom.

Because of woke

That’s an excellent question.

Ladies and gentlemen, probably the finest orator in English of his generation, a certain Mr Richard Burton, spoke Welsh at home. Cymraeg was his first language.

Oh.

Was this insider trading?

The mad emporer has triggered chaos he cannot control open.substack.com/pub/iandunt/...

These are wonderful

when I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands

Citizens of Cardiff - if you haven't tried the food from the (poorly named IMO) Curry Hut then you're missing out. It's Sri Lankan and all the dishes taste really fresh and different.

Sickening.

NEW: the UK government recommends that toddlers should not be given more than a hour's screentime a day www.ft.com/content/44fc...

Bluesky has decided that I'm very interested in polished rocks for some reason. All over my feed.. 🤷

What if they opened their mouths and killer wasps came out but also the wasps were robots and the robots had nuclear bombs in them? What then?

In all fairness, that would be the easiest way to destroy Iran

Lest we forget... Claire Fox defended the IRA murdering two young boys in Warrington ("The right of the Irish people to take whatever measures necessary in their struggle for freedom") and has never apologised. Below is a tweet from one of the fathers. #politicslive

This should have been done ages ago.

These people have a funny way of saying "Environmentalists have been proved right yet again."

Some time back, Lidl by me were selling an item called "steak lorne" which is a kind of square Scottish sausage made of pork and beef. Turned out it was delicious but I've never again seen it in Lidl. So anyway I ordered some and I'm having it for breakfast. Anyway, well done Scotland. It's lush.

Do you promise you’ll stay there?

The ban will come off the back of recommendations from an independent review into foreign interference in British politics.

Labour can very legitimately be criticised on many fronts, but pretty depressing to see the Guardian seemingly suggest that cracking down on dirty foreign money being laundered into UK politics through crypto - which is objectively in the national interest - is a political move just to spite Reform.

if Chappell Roan can apologise to Jorginho, the US can surely make peace with Iran.

crispin blunt on crystal meth is one of the worst things i can imagine, and i imagine a lot of weird shit on a regular basis

Me: Oh Verdant could be really interested - certainly needed to flesh out the Green's policy agenda into something more realistic. New, realistic, green and climate focused thinking is certainly needed. Me, looking at Verdant's first report and how it's framed: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Spain made history by meeting 100% of national electricity demand with renewable energy for nine hours, driven by strong wind output, abundant solar generation, and flexible grid management.

BREAKING: Political funding from British citizens living abroad should be capped at about £300,000 a year and donations in cryptocurrency temporarily banned, a government review has recommended.

Nothing matters anymore obviously, but in the old world of - oh I dunno - a couple years back, this would have been career ending. You'd either have to settle into obscurity or go to the US and start again.

🚨Ed Davey accuses Donald Trump of corruption: "This looks like Donald Trump giving his mates insider information so they can make themselves richer, while his illegal war in Iran makes everyone else poorer."

Imagine trust in polling being at an all time low and then doing “polls” where a quarter of respondents are AI agents hallucinating answers based on exit polling.

I regret to inform the house, Matt Goodwin has even lost the Spectator.

Straits of Hormuz Billy big bollocks.

The Slug & Lettuce

Biggest comeback of the year just dropped

Bloody hell

McSweeny 🙄

Bloody windy tonight eh lads?

*puts on tinfoil hat* I feel like them having ICE at the airports is an attempt to "normalize" their presence, so when they're at the polls during the election, people are used to seeing them. This shouldn't be normalized. None of this is normal.

I heard this in the voice of an excitable 5yo who has started on the exaggerations and doesn't quite know how to stop...

Trying to use up my blue cheese glut so made roasted courgettes with blue cheese and garlic. Not the prettiest but very nice. And would you look at the size of those pine nuts from the Turkish shop!

Every UK graph

Just seen this amazing pic of The Supremes, this day in 1965 hanging about Cardiff. Here’s Diana and the girls smiling despite their bus to Canton Liberal Club not turning up.

If I was competing in the Olympic hammer throwing I don't think I could resist shouting "STOP! Hammer time" every time it was my go.

An egg and a chicken are at the bar in a pub. The barman asks "okay, who was first?"

Fascinating thread

Kind of looks like Putin.