This account is really bad AI. Read the posts. Block time.

The BBC 'This press briefing shows Trump "in his most enigmatic and expansive mood'. I mean, honestly...

Weird to recall what a bombshell Biden’s fumbling debate performance was and now it’s like, ah yes, the president is demented in public every week, what can you do?

One of the busiest airports in the world coming off Twitter #amsterdam

Yes, Amazon, I do buy cat food on the regular. This does not mean "I might like to purchase dog food" ffs. Know why? Because I DO NOT OWN a dog. World is insane atm.

Global tourism hit record levels in 2025, up in terms of spending about 7%, yet down by about 6% in the US. I wonder why... www.reuters.com/world/us/few...

A driver’s perspective on passing a cyclist safely. A short thread. I was driving to work and came up behind a cyclist. High vis, tail lights, mirror. They kept checking over their shoulder. I know that look. Starting your day already bracing for nonsense.

Hahaha, nothing matters anymore does it. Welcome to world o' slop.

🚨The Petition calling for by-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party now has 43,000 signatures! Let’s get the 100,000 needed! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Can't believe this hasn't been bigger news.

Trump has invited Putin to join his Gaza board of peace, presumably because Hitler and Stalin were unavailable.

Seems Nigel Farage was “too ill” to do BBC Breakfast yesterday, but not too ill to record a Cameo. 👀

Anonymous Tory MP in 2018: "If we try to cancel Brexit, we destroy ourselves. If we go ahead with it, we destroy the country." They did both. And now the culprits are running from the wreckage.

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

Like at weddings, vicars at funerals should ask the mourners if anyone present has any objections to the person being dead.

These total frauds.

once again this just reads like a horror story

@wmarybeard.bsky.social I listened to you're dead to me about Nero. You're such a good story teller.

It must be said that Putin must be the most successful KGB agent ever. From a weak country he's managed to manipulate the president of the USA into destroying the western alliance. I can't see how anyone else comes close.

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

A real “tell your parents” paper (since everyone on Bsky is canonically 38). Review of 21 studies of ppl over 50: • Shingles vax associated w/47% lower risk of Alzheimer’s, 24% lower risk of any dementia • Pneumonia vax had 36% lower risk of Alzheimer's • Tdap had 33% lower risk of any dementia

The Times reports, citing British intelligence, that Ukrainian troops killed 27 times more Russians than they lost in battles for Kupyiansk. Around 200 Russian soldiers were surrounded before Christmas, with total Russian losses in the thousands. #UkraineWar

1/ Something which I don't think gets articulated clearly often enough is that a system where countries generally respect international sovereignty and territorial integrity is not pure charity or morality by the United States, but in its direct interests. Despite it being the strongest bear.

He’s turned the presidency into the world’s largest ATM machine.

This is fascinating although near the end of the article I started to wonder whether I was actually tripping. theconversation.com/wormholes-ma...

It is the source of so many of our evils: the astonishing concentration of wealth in the hands of a very few, and the immense political power that gives them. We cannot solve our problems until we tackle it. This week's column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Unbelievable.

The most illustrative reply I’ve ever seen.

So done with this dickhead.

NEW: Jonathan Ross, the ICE thug who murdered Renee Good, was NOT TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL according to police reports. He was taken to the Federal Building. He was NOT INJURED. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

'So we thought we'd give them a chance to do it again'

Nobel Please Prize

Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent. Leavitt: Why was she killed? Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.

Tell you what, when you have builders/tradesmen in the house, you don't half get through some sugar. And milk. And tea/coffee.

The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.

When you 'telling the truth' is such a novel concept you feel you have to announce it in advance

In essence: selling your A-Level certificates does not confer upon the buyer your A-Level results.

This always looked like a rather odd Nobel Peace Prize decision Now feels like the whole prize is so devalued it’s probably worth stopping Venezuelan Nobel Peace Prize winner presents her medal to Trump www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Jenrick saying he's "put aside personal ambition" too join Reform is the single most shameless statement I've ever heard. If he "put aside personal ambition" he'd disappear. That's all there is.

Brexit failed, and Farage was one of its key architects. "In a sane world, Farage would not be able to show his face in parliament or in a TV studio without being reminded of two things. His adult life was devoted to a cause that his compatriots now regard as a mistake." https://on.ft.com/4pEaXpC

Noted

It pays to accurately call Trump a “pedophile protector.” More people should do it!!!

Given all the other recent Conservative defections he's accepted, "I've always thought Robert Jenrick was a fraud" reads more like a recommendation than a criticism