My drunk dad raised a toast to his niece on her wedding day & then proceeded to chat shit about her dad who'd passed away a few months previously. Same vibe.

Judging by their speeches, neither Trump nor Hegseth has paid the slightest attention to how actual wars are being fought in the actual world. The “war fighting” and “lethality” they plan is inside their own country and comes from conflicts inside their own minds.

I have an overwhelming desire to buy a pair of saddle shoes thanks to Brie Larson's Elizabeth Zott. #LessonsInChemistry

May all skateboards rise up & smack Hegseth in the nuts.

I'm pretty sure my head is going to explode Scanners-style.

My OH says this whenever Amanda Holden appears on the telly. That's five years & counting. And yes of course it's funny every single time. Twitter, the good old days.

The intro to "Happy House" gives me goosebumps every single time I hear it. I'm 54, so I've heard it a LOT. What a total banger of a tune. Timeless.

@johnharris1969.bsky.social No idea how you kept a civil tongue in your head (well of course I do, you're brilliant) whilst interviewing Linden Kemkaran on @politicsweeklyuk.bsky.social I nearly screamed into a pillow I could hug you ps Maybe I'm Amazed is ace From a fellow autism mum :) x

NICE ONE MOLDOVA!!!!!!

Yeah, sure, of course MAGA dudes want to protect women. Just not Erica Stoll upon whom they heaped relentless verbal abuse for the duration of the Ryder Cup. She oozed class throughout & remained implacably poised. They were total pussies. You're a lucky guy Rory.

C'mon Moldova 🤞

And this is exactly why my Facebook is permanently deactivated.

"Don't let that stop the yucks". High-fiving Marc Maron. #RiyadhComedyFestival

If you’re having a bad day & feeling down just watch this. ‘I’m a lyrical dance flap’

For absolute shame. I'm most shocked by Djalili followed closely by Burr. What a shitshow. #JamalKhashoggi

Starmer on Reform UK's policy to abolish ILR is: "a racist policy. I do think it is immoral.” Better late than never but THIS MESSAGE ALL THE TIME FROM NOW ON LABOUR.

Very good to hear him say this. I cannot understand why these comments always seem to come two weeks after the fact, but it's much better than nothing.

Vote correctly. #Strictly

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

La Voix. La Joie we all so desperately need right now. #Strictly

Words I'm never fond of hearing. "I saw it on Facebook"

My pregnancy in 2001 was tricky at times & I regularly took paracetamol. My gorgeous 24 year old son in 2025 is autistic. Yoh, Yam Tits. These events are entirely unconnected so go fuck yourself.

Just confused Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit with Orange Is The New Black. It's been a fucking long week & I've had some gin innit.

Riyadh Comedy Festival. Are you fukcing shitting me? #JamalKhashoggi

I gave our shower-room refit job to a guy based purely upon the fact that he immediately identified the framed print we have of the portrait Tommy DeVito's mum painted. YOU'RE HIRED, GOOD SIR!!!

Dept Q Shout out to Hardy's wife who has to repeatedly tell her man, Morck & Salim to shut the fuck up & just listen to Dickson on the teen Jennings video Donna & Rose's mutual exasperation & studied weariness of an all-too-familiar scenario was so on point I wanted to hug them Am I right ladies?

I'm sure I've heard that somewhere before......

Farage is just an absolute arsehole.

Labour need to bring the same heat to the UK rw that the US lw brought to the survival of Jimmy Kimmel. IMMEDIATELY.

@paintingsoflondon.bsky.social is simply a lovely account to follow.

Yes Dylan, yes he is.

If men could get pregnant they'd be taking Tylenol.

Whoever switched off the escalator as soon as Melanie & Yam Tits stepped on deserves the Nobel Peace Price

UN General Assembly Address. "If you enter America illegally, you're going back to where you came from. Or even further back. And you know what that means". Er, no Yam Tits. Nobody knows what that means.

If you got raptured can I have your tesco clubcard points?

My personal Rapture would be Mary from Ghosts getting sucked off.

As the mum of a 24 y/o autistic son, I cannot begin to tell you how much I've enjoyed listening to people who know nothing about autism, espousing about autism I cannot begin to tell you as I've been too busy thinking about twatting them with a large sock with horse manure in it all these years

Me, every time I buy self-assembly IKEA furniture.

Not long now until Trump says he's going to deport John Oliver back to England.

I gave my autistic kid Calpol when he was little. Holy shit. Does that mean the Pepto Bismol I glugged during pregnancy means Mr. Blobby is my dad?

When Chicken Tenders are half off.

Looks like Lizzy's back on the Bostik

Melania started her career in the US on a H1B visa.

It's 8 pm. I'm going to bed.

Reconnaissance de la Palestine : une étape historique. C'est la une de Libération lundi. Suivi par neuf pays, Emmanuel Macron doit, ce lundi, reconnaître l’Etat palestinien à l’ONU. Une décision longtemps attendue qui provoque la colère d’Israël comme des Etats-Unis.

Rolling Stone is producing particularly brilliant US political coverage. Definitely worth following if you aren't already 👍

Watching old episode of Parky interviewing David Niven. My god he was class. What a chap.

Poor Amy. #Strictly

Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe. And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.

The only way to protect your future is by taxing the billionaires more. At the @makethempay.bsky.social rally today.