Karma police, arrest this man! He talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he’s like a detuned radio.

Please feel free to have a rummage in my emporium 👾👽💌💘 hellohalloweeno.etsy.com

Some things I saw today that caught my eye 👁️💘

Up them Shagging Wendies!!!! #swfc

Yessssss Wednesday lead!!! Callum Paterson!!!!! ________________________________ 🟦⬜️ 1 - 0 ⚫️⚫️ | #SWFC | 9’

PATO!!!! #swfc

Come on you Blue and White Wizards!!!! #swfc

Gratulerer til @bodoglimt.bsky.social 👏👏👏👏

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than: Tesla in 2024 & 2022 AT&T in 2021 Nike in 2020 FedEx in 2020 Dish Network in 2020 Amazon in 2017-2018 Elon Musk in 2018 Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011 Carl Icahn in 2016-2017 Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.

You're invited to my video premiere tomorrow night! Join us from 7.50pm for a chat in the chatbox and the video will show at 8. This is my favourite yet, and that says a lot cos I really loved dressing as a rocket that other time. youtu.be/5WOTr36Q-Dc

Some new codes here: a5w3-ghwt jhu5-u3tg 64w9-jxuu hz3r-5j9c h2v5-bggx 4xgg-xunq 4ckn-e5vz qs3v-7rtg g4x6-v4uu yc4t-gaeq 3ps2-u7rt a94w-jjh7 8ysc-kyp5 u7f9-6ww9 vmdu-g4dt 68qv-uqwb zubr-jzdw n5vd-yg4s l8ge-77jd czub-5v9c c35m-bygx sx66-hfnq s4yu-5pvz pc2a-72tg Redeem at assistant.bandcamp.com/yum

“None of this is free. It costs money.” Today is Zeteo’s first birthday - a year since we officially launched! - and I make the case for why you should all become paid subscribers and support independent media. To subscribe: Zeteo.com/subscribe

I’m not saying it’s wet in Taunton but I’ve just seen Gene Kelly go dancing by!🌆

Into the light we go. Taken this morning in Glastonbury.

Vi har fått en god start på oppgjørene mot Lazio! 💛 Foto: Kent Even Grundstad

Scenen er satt 😍

@zoebestel.bsky.social thank you for another wonderful evening! Here’s a link to that album I spoke of last week, maybe one day you’ll surprise me with a Trashcans cover! Good luck with the gigs and massive love- keep yourself nice x youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Cute kid!

Up Them Shagging Wendies!!!! #swfc

Gassama ! #swfc 2-0 😃😃😃

Get in Jan 1-0 #swfc

Come on you Blue & White Wizards!!!! #swfc

We have scored from a corner. Repeat. We have scored from a corner. This is not a drill. #swfc

I have got some nice things in my silly little shop 👾💘 ko-fi.com/halloweeno

Welcome to my daft world

If you ever need an escape from the hustle and bustle of the world, do tune into one of the beautiful @zoebestel.bsky.social YouTube sessions, you will feel so much lighter afterwards and her community is full of genuinely beautiful souls! Give Zoë a follow here and on YT, she’s wonderful x

Damon Albarn’s looking well! @garyseconomics.bsky.social keep fighting the good fight x

Me on the national security team group chat

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Ambient owl core vol 1-3 CD has now sold out. Thanks so much for the support and the week of orders ✨🦉 Tapes and digital here kaylapainter.bandcamp.com/album/ambien...

Talking about #StudioGhibli hit Howl's Moving Castle in Brighton in May for @seedtalks This new talk premiered in Brixton in January, Now we're taking it to one of my favourite venues by the sea, and I hope you'll enjoy it too. Tickets: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-art-hi...

Can some clever fucker out there redo this like the Trainspotting film promo but call it Twatspotting instead? Thanks and love in advance x @irvinewelsh.bsky.social

We really need to stop talking about the press in this country and stop clicking on shit like this. They're paid to outrage. Starve them of the clicks.

Up Them Shagging Wendies!!!! #swfc

COME ON YOU BLUE AND WHITE WIZARDS! #HiHo #SheffieldWednesday #SWFC #SHWSHU

Come On You Blue & White Wizards!!!! #swfc

𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗕𝗬 𝗗𝗔𝗬 🦉

We hope #swfc fans & @rainbowblades.com members have a safe time at today's game! 💙 If you experience or see any issues: text @swfc.co.uk's Stadium Control Room on 07526 166907 with full incident & location details. Kick It Out & @sayitsheffield.bsky.social also offer national reporting services.

Hey Apple! You can’t listen to this *quietly*!

Lilac before dawn. St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor.

This team though! 💙💙 #swfc

The most important aspect of tonight for me (as a long suffering Wendy) is this- We Are Staying Up!!!! #swfc

Absolute delightful scenes, the Wednesday fans rejoicing... The players, loving the adulation. From despair to absolute delight. Gassama being wrestled by Bannan and Ryo Hatsuse... He will take the plaudits as the match winner. but they're all match winners to me!!!!

What a Win Wednesday!!!! #swfc

GET IN THERE!!!!! WEDNESDAY HAVE TAKEN ALL THREE POINTS!!!! Coming from two goals down at half time, Ihiekwe, Windass and Gassama turn the game around. _________________________________ 🟨🟩 2 - 3 ⚫️⚫️ | #SWFC |

Get in Wednesday #swfc