That feels better

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Being super fat and enjoying your lunch in the parking lot shirtless is the best first defense against the skinnypocalypse

Hit 200 on the first day of pride month 🤭🏳️‍🌈

In need of bigger shirts

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Summer bod incoming 🌞

Googles “Does Chip*tle make you fat?”

Goal this summer: Learn how to chug a beer in one go

Not nearly round enough 🫃🏻

big bUTT #humpday

As hungry as a hog

I think its also important to remember that "healthy" doesn't have one shape or size, and that *everything* poses health risks. Obsessing over an ideal picture of health is just gonna make you lose more sleep, which will ironically make you *less* healthy. Do what you can, live the way you waht.

Country bear vibez

Aftermath of my 3,600 calorie lunch

Frat boy to fatboy. What happens when you have 1 beer underage. Be careful you guys. 😔

Downloaded a calorie tracking app, oh it’s getting serious 🫃🏼

Rubbing my beer belly at beer blast #fatdad #obeseprivilege #beerblast #beerbelly

Gainer culture is reading the Cheesecake Factory menu like a bible

I... Need to get bigger...

2026: the year of big overhanging dad guts

When the fit barely fits.

Stop wishing for smaller bodies and start living bigger lives.

Stop fucking using chatgpt

This is how your message finds me OnlyFans.com/RyanPorker

So you like contrast!? That’s a lot of pork and a lot of beef!

very pleased with these 2XLs

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

Not chunky like I need to lose weight, chunky like fat and fuckable.

Happy Tuesday, let’s get bigger 🫃

I'm sooooo tired of seeing bears continue to use Generative AI. It's truly astonishing to see people get defensive over their AI generated ugly ass cabbage patch kids photo. Girlie have some morals.

and i’ll do it again just you watch

I thought I was fat in this shirt 3 years ago but despite 80 extra pounds I think it fits better now

Imagine hating a body that’s busy enjoying life.

Fuck that. Be meaner to skinny people!

Happy tummy Tuesday

i’ve been snacking like crazy, hoping the winter weight is starting to accumulate

Fat boy Friday 🫃

I miss the old school beer chugging videos on YouTube.

You know fat bears are no longer popular when all the guys who morphed their bellies to look big are now using AI to look lean and jacked. The end of an era 😞

Today is our 3 year wedding anniversary so I thought I would try on my wedding suit…