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Posting these for no particular reason 🌀🏈

felt big and handsome the other night at a wedding

Who know white jocks were so hot? I’ll be posting the rest of this video up on OnlyFans.com/RyanPorker.

I regret to report that this picture was too damn hot not to try and recreate it myself. Thanks for the inspiration, @texangainer.bsky.social.

Honestly? Not a fan of Dragon Fruit. Like, it's got a kick-ass name, and certain varieties have such beautiful colours when you cut into them. But then you eat one, especially the white ones, and... nothing; just slightly sweet. The red ones are a lil better, but only just.

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Wide Bull Wednesday, wanna help me scrub down? 😏💪🏼 #bigbull

Bring on dinner #3

pink puppy 💕

Birthday boy 🥰 here’s to 31 being a lot better than 30!

I guess I haven’t posted much lately

Come flex with your big dad #daddybear #hairy

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POV: You caught me during my morning routine

From IG this week, it’s been a few pounds 😏

2026

Damn I've grown.

After daddy rolls you over 🥵

Time to double this

POV: You caught me during my morning routine

Got to try out a couple goodies I bought for myself. Also, when did my side moobs start sticking out so much?! Is that where the last 10 lbs have gone???

Proud glutton 🐽

[Your face goes here]

Feeling like a baddie all God damn day...

Tummy Tuesday!

Oh lawd he comin’

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Security camera review: "Picks up intoxicated bears in striking detail".

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Not that I ever really thought my legs were a “weak point” buuut definitely don’t think that now

2026, bring on the gains! 😈

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Sometimes you need a nice detox in the red light sauna. Nice sweaty BELLY!

Happy New Year!

Here’s my rebuttal…

2026 means roidmaxxing

New year same old fat dad

New Year. New gains

Here’s some Thick Tuesday for ya. Work shirt still has room to grow.