Reblogging because I love my tits here. 🤭 Belly is looking nice and round too. 👀 #gainer

I'm stuffed, my stomach distended, wide as a dually, fat as a hog, with a belly spilling into my lap threatening to sink down between my thighs, and two plump tits to top it all off! 🫣😮‍💨 And now with a belly full of gainer shake, it's growing even MORE! This is all y'all's fault! 😭 #gainer

Trying to decide if I'm gonna have another gain shake today. 🤔 I am seeing a lot of inspiring bellies on my timeline... 🥵 I wonder whose tum is gonna send me over the edge and inspire me to mix one up and chug it down. 😅 #gainer

Drinking a gain shake on a work call, camera on, to assert dominance. 😜 #gainer

The "worlds #1 sports protein powder" (their words, not mine) is now 100 bucks a bag! 😱 Outrageous! I remember when the 12lb bag was the price of the current 6lb bag! It's doubled! Hard for me to gain without the extra calories but I might have to forego shakes for a while. 😨 #gainer

Ok but, they keep coming! Why were all y'alls parents having s3x in...what...August/September?? There's not even a holiday in those months! Just bored I guess. 😵‍💫

About to wear this one out to the grocery store. Sometimes I'm the fattest guy there. 🥴🫣 At times even bigger than the guys who work in the meat and seafood section, and they're always thicc porkers. 🥵 It's like a job requirement that in order to handle meat, that you must have a lot yourself. 🫠 😍

Found this thick, heavy ball of bouncy fat to play with just sitting in my lap on this #tummytuesday! 😁 Still amazes me that I've gotten this big. 😳 #gainer

Getting follows by what appear to be super dominant accounts. Findom stuff. Likely bots, but on the off chance they're real--you won't get anything from me. I'm as dominant as I am fat, and idk if you can tell but I'm pretty fat... 👀

First monochrome Monday I did in ages is on the first day of Pride month?? Let's bring the color back! I had even got out my new red background before I remembered I'd be doing monochrome, so this is a win! 🤣 #gainer

First monochrome Monday I did in ages is on the first day of Pride month?? Let's bring the color back! I had even got out my new red background before I remembered I'd be doing monochrome, so this is a win! 🤣 #gainer

Been a while since I did a Monochrome Monday. Hope this satisfies all of your grayscale belly and moob desires! #gainer

"It's not politically viable to support trans issues right now." - Ok, and if you keep giving up ground do you know what won't be "viable" next cycle? Gays. They won't stop with the T. I'm so very, VERY tried of compromising. LGBTQ+. No exceptions. The line is drawn. Stand behind it or step aside.

Hearing people talk about GLP-1s: "I lost 800lbs in 3 days! It cured my food addiction, acne, cancer, upped my GPA, gave me two more weeks of vacation at work, and changed my *entire* personality in just two weeks!" You in danger girl. Nothing doing that much is good for you. 👀

I dread Pride Month because all the conservatives get their panties twisted and start acting out. Last year TN made June "Nuclear Family Month". 🙄 It's like children excluded from a clubhouse going off to make their own where *you're* not invited. Painfully juvenile to witness every year. 🤢

Everyone I follow is having birthdays. Lots of Gemini bears and gainers, evidently! 😂

I need to invent a machine that gently bounces my belly all day at my desk. Just slide it under the fat roll and let it get to work. Would feel amazing. 🫠 #gainer

Tried to stuff myself for lunch. Pizza, ice cream, gainer shake. A modest amount, honestly. Kept most of it down but saw some of it a second time, if you know what I mean. 😵‍💫 I don't know how you chugging, stuffing gainers do it. 😩 Maybe I needed someone here to give me tummy rubs. 🥺 #gainer

I like the idea of an account-wide NSFW flag. Help keep things from breaking containment. But I like the idea that *I* would apply it to my own account. Not some automated labeling bestowed from on high. 🙄

Need all this to grow! I could really use a feeder for this Soft Gut Saturday. Some local fatties with zero inhibition to ordering delivery to come over to Netflix and Binge [Eat]. Pizza, tacos, milkshakes, sundaes, and to be surrounded by growing chubs... I need it all! 😩 #gainer

The tragedy of being too full from today's eating and dinner to get down a gain shake. Hope all the things I ate are enough to wake up a little fatter tomorrow all the same. 😌 #gainer

Throwback for Thursday! I've really filled out this bear pride shirt from 2019! 🫣🧸 I thought I was huge back then! 😵‍💫 It may be tight, but it still fits! 😁 #gainer

After feigning ignorance of how I got this fat, I went straight off to make a batch of homemade dinner rolls. 😂 I think I know exactly how my body got its own buttery soft, rising fat rolls--I funneled in all the ingredients and kneaded them to soft dough in my belly! 🍞😋 #gainer

Where did all this soft, bouncy fat come from?? 😮 Feels like yesterday I was a thin, scrawny twink who couldn't even pinch an inch! Now I've got thick handfuls of heavy blubber hanging over my shorts! 😵‍💫 I can't even walk around without getting yanked and jostled by my own bouncing gut! 🫣 #gainer

This is the right idea! Why "pinch an inch" when you can "grab a slab of flab"! #tummytuesday

For this #tummytuesday, let's get a bit moody with the lighting and show off those tiger stripes. #gainer

I tried to buy off-brand tablets, but driver support from the applications is just as important as what the tablet hardware is capable of. Have had issues over the years. Bit the bullet and bought the big name brand and I'm sad to report that it's been a night and day difference. 😩

Made my shake too thick. Has the consistency and taste of melted chocolate ice cream. A bit thick and rich for me... Oh well! Bottom's up! 🥛 This body isn't going to build itself! #gainer

I ended up making and eating these today. But then I went and did fat farmer 🧑‍🌾 hard labor out in the field planting 100s of sunflowers 🌻 so...net zero caloric impact. 😅 Rewarding myself with a popsicle though, so there's that! 😋 #gainer

Having solidly gained 100lbs--with any "water weight" having finally settled into long-term inescapable fat--I am stating to think about what 200lbs of gains would look like. 🤔 I suppose I should reach my near-term goal of 250 before I start thinking about 300+ though, right? 😅 #gainer

Drinking a gain shake for the first time in like a month. Please clap. 😅 #gainer

Hungry and greedy enough to want cinnamon rolls for breakfast. Too fat and lazy to bake them for myself. Schrodinger's #gainer.

Not actively trying to gain atm, but still getting fatter and softer. I guess I really am a certified fat boy. 😅 No going back now. I evidently can't control my own appetite. 🤷🫣 #gainer

Not a lot of growth lately, but I've also not been able to work out other than garden chores. Tits are looking particularly good I think. Kind of makes me want to stop doing chest exercises and let them soften and fatten up. 👀 #gainer

Been having a rough go of it lately. Enjoying seeing all the tummies on this Tuesday. 🥲

Didn't realize what a cultural pillar Star Fox was for a lot of y'all. Timeline flooded with furries today. Some angry, some horny, but all fully engaged. I must have missed that generation-defining moment. 😅

Sneezed while peeing this morning and it came out so fast I'm pretty sure my initials are etched into the porcelain. 🚽✒️

There was a time when I wouldn't wear this shirt in public because it was too large. Now I don't wear it because it's getting too small. 😳 #gainer

The gainer brain is so crazy. I lose 5lbs and it's like, "Woe is me! I am wasting away! My gaining career is over! I am Twink now! 😩" and it's like...buddy, you're still clinically obese and 100lbs heavier than you started! You've got a massive belly and actual ✨breasts✨. Chill. 😎😅 #gainer

RIP Voting Rights Act. Maybe now Dems can stop relying on minorities to save them? Try actually appealing to working class Americans and you won't have to worry about districts and gerrymandering? Maybe actually invest in left-leaning media to combat the right's propaganda machine? Wild concepts! 🙄

They did, in fact, get the humidity dome put back on. 👏 Let that be a lesson to you boys! Dad runs a fair but orderly home. Disobedience and failure to meet expectations can and will result in punishment. 😤

Here's a clip from the same photo shoot last week. A little steppin' and stompin' with this bouncy gut. #gainer

"Don't make me put the humidity dome back on, you know I will! 😠" - actual sentence I spoke, out loud, to my seedlings this morning, who are not germinating as dutifully as I expect. 😤 ...I need more friends. 🙃

Reduced content from me lately. Lots of stressful things going on + a cold. We'll hopefully get back to our regularly schedule programming soon, it's just gonna be a while. 😅

Between being sick and working the field, I've lost a touch of weight. No problem, I can gain it back when my appetite returns. But is it just me, or do my tits look bigger and fuller than ever?? 🫣 How!? #gainer

Between being sick and working the field, I've lost a touch of weight. No problem, I can gain it back when my appetite returns. But is it just me, or do my tits look bigger and fuller than ever?? 🫣 How!? #gainer

I could never do Drag Race because I'm too old to deal with peoples' poor upbringing. There's one hateful recurring guest judge who I would absolutely shut down if he brought his uncouth critiques to me. Scold him like a child in front of the gods and everyone. That, and I don't do drag. 🤣

Did you know that as an adult, you don't have to put the full can of water in your chicken noodle soup to produce an ungodly amount of broth like the back of the can says? Frankly, you don't have to add any water at all if you don't want to. Be free! Live deliciously! Enjoy your rich, salty life!

Our society will laugh off a status of "Got so wasted last night drinking literal poison 🍻 that I shat myself! 🤪💩 Crawled home naked and slept in a bush! 🥴 Soooo hungover today! 😩" But tell someone you're a gainer and it's deep concern, shame, and "health" preaching. 🙄 Make it make sense.

Just a reminder that almost all US doctors will tell you to lose weight before anything else. You could come in with a shark attack wound, half your arm missing, bleeding out in the lobby, and the first thing they'll recommend is a GLP-1 for your gut. Defend yourself, gainers. #gainer