Good morning! I need a beardy cutie to come cuddle and make out. Who's coming?

Not sure what bear needs to hear this, but if my sphere over the last 3 or so years is an accurate sampling, it's a lot of you: You're allowed to like your body right now, how you currently are, without ever changing anything about it. Including if you're fat.

I have gray chest hairs now. (Zoom in just above my finger.) V sure I'm gonna be thoroughly salt and pepper within the next 10 years and when it happens, it's over for you bitches.

Huh, I've never had a sex dream about someone from Bluesky before. That's new.

Time for a Sunday hike!

Kinda need to cuddle with someone who didn't wear deodorant today 👉👈👉👈🥺

My toxic trait is that if you're a daddy and you flirt with me, I implode.

(to the tune of "Girl Dinner") 🎶Work belly, work belly, work belly, work work belly🎶

Sometimes I wear clothes! Happy Sunday!

i'm gay

When Wargreymon's claws get torn off by Diaboromon and he just punches him in the face with his bare fists, I remember that I'm gay

Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply: If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

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Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply: If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

The Rapala ClapTail 110.

🫠🤤 You promise?

A little known fact about me is that if you're masc presenting and use he/they pronouns, I'll be using the "they" option every time unless you tell me not to. I know for a fact you're probably getting he/him'ed left, right, and center. You put that option there for a reason. I see you. Love, Alex 😘

Well thank you! I'm very flattered. 🥰 You should DM me, maybe we can make it happen!

I should really start posting my NGL questions as new threads.

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: they/them Height: 5'10" Shoe: 11.5 Zodiac: Sagittarius ♐️ Smoke: nope! Tattoos: just a half sleeve for now! Piercings: 8! 2x double earlobes, 2x nipples, 1x helix, 1x nose. Fav drink: lemonade

You know what turns me on more than anything else? Not using AI. 🥵🥵🥵

Okay so I just beat Final Fantasy X-2 for the first time... kinda. We've gotta talk about it. The first 95% of the game, I was like, "This story is trash. The gameplay itself is fun and the opening scene is iconic, but I feel like I'm dragging myself through to say I've done it more than anything."

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1.) 10-15 nail polish bottles 2.) that knitting project from November I never finished 3.) any given pop psych book about trauma and recovery 4.) a bottle of kombucha that I told myself would be the one to make me like kombucha (it didn't) 5.) the Ultima Weapon

Tag yourself

I "may" have technically "forgotten" to "put on deodorant" "today"

I'm done with the business world. I'm tired of having to think every day. I'm starting a new life as a Pool Thembo for hire. My qualifications:

Can't begin to describe how badly I needed my arms pinned above my head and how badly I needed to be forced to beg for him to slide inside me. 🥴🥵

QTP with the game you're currently playing

Fuck ICE

Happy Friday! 😘

Happy Friday! 😘

Your dad and I aren't mad, we're just disappointed. And I disappointed, I mean happy and full of sushi. @thehornygaybear.bsky.social

Hey, can someone do me a favor and throat punch me the next time a cis man acknowledges that he keeps calling me dude/man/bro and I go, "Nahhhh!!!!!! It's fiiiiiiine!!!!!!!! I know you mean well!!!!!!!! I'm not bothered by that!!!!!!!!!" Because I am LYING

Desperately need made out with and then cuddled till we fall asleep.

2016 vs. 2026

My hump was requested for hump day, and who am I to say no? I'm nothing if not obedient. 😏

Got a vasectomy on Friday and hurt my fingie today. It's so haaaard being me. Send pity smooches.

A bit of mile high belly, as a treat. Happy whatever you celebrate, or happy Thursday if you don't!

Anyway here's this

Note to self: The fact that, every time I contemplate further exploring polyamory, I get anxious until I go "but what if my emotional needs were both treated with respect and fulfilled" tells me that I gotta stop letting my bad past experiences shape my opinions & start looking for the right people.

Misbehaving.

[bad porno voice] Oh! I didn't hear you come in! I'm running behind getting ready for Thanksgiving and I only had time to douche, for some reason! 😏

Oh hey! I turned 34 today.

We've really gotta talk about how I've been getting hate comments on TikTok lately from men calling me a beta. That is the funniest shit if you think about it for a minute. For one, I'm nonbinary. I have zero interest in the bizarre ranking system of toxic masculinity.

I don't wanna be at work, I just wanna be at home with a magically infinite supply of every crafting material I could ever need and making cosplay looks while singing along to the Wicked soundtrack while homemade apple cider simmers on the stove and bread is in the oven. Is that so much to ask for?!

Kinda feel like the selfie gods have been smiling down on me lately. I'm making that your problem, I guess, lol.

C'mere and cuddle.

Had someone stop me yesterday to tell me I look like Teddy Swims. I absolutely don't, but I'll go ahead and let that feed my ego anyway.

Another day, another self-directed question of "am I maybe interested in exploring being a pup or do I just like the idea of being collared because of the idea of having physical evidence that I belong to someone and someone wants me to belong with them"

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