Gotta say, the feeling of waking up feeling lonely and then getting to spend an afternoon with good friends and making new connections with people I've wanted to get to know for a while, all while ogling hot bears? That shit SLAPS

So excited for a pool day today! 😍

Me: Yeah, sure, there's a lot of stress right now, but I think I'm handling it relatively well? Also me: Anyway they're changing the Carousel of Progress and why am I crying about it

friends don’t let friends tag porn as Graphic Media 🌠

So like, mayyyybeeeeee I was a little pent up

Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is so excited I have my first gym membership. The other is pissed.

I had a consult for surgery the other day. Part of the prep work that's been assigned is for me to lose about 30 pounds. I won't lie to you, folks, I'm Displeased™️ about losing my belly, lmao. It's part of what makes me feel like I give off what softie vibes I do, which is important gender-wise.

Genuinely need a regular fwb but the benefit is just cuddling naked

Gay powers restored? Or something? Eh? Just couldn't find a happy place with the long beard this time. It's time for a break, methinks.

I've gotten a couple variations of this question and I have hesitated to answer them because it feels like the "right" answer is to just name a kink. However, YOU came to MY house, so buckle up, lmao. Presented in a three-step process:

@spartacubs.bsky.social Thanks for the repost, handsome! 😘

hey so what the fuck Hi, everyone! I'm incredibly flattered, lol! (I'm bout to end up on SO MANY "keep porn away from me" lists today, lmao)

Took this for a very good pup yesterday. Decided to upgrade it to a Bluesky post. 😘

God, nothing hits better than a realization that you've been measuring your inherent worth according to others' insecurities/toxicities and you don't have to do that anymore, followed immediately by a soak in the bath. The way tension just melted outta me. 🫠

Yaaaaaaaay, Friday!

Good morning! I need a beardy cutie to come cuddle and make out. Who's coming?

Not sure what bear needs to hear this, but if my sphere over the last 3 or so years is an accurate sampling, it's a lot of you: You're allowed to like your body right now, how you currently are, without ever changing anything about it. Including if you're fat.

I have gray chest hairs now. (Zoom in just above my finger.) V sure I'm gonna be thoroughly salt and pepper within the next 10 years and when it happens, it's over for you bitches.

Huh, I've never had a sex dream about someone from Bluesky before. That's new.

Time for a Sunday hike!

Kinda need to cuddle with someone who didn't wear deodorant today 👉👈👉👈🥺

My toxic trait is that if you're a daddy and you flirt with me, I implode.

(to the tune of "Girl Dinner") 🎶Work belly, work belly, work belly, work work belly🎶

Sometimes I wear clothes! Happy Sunday!

i'm gay

When Wargreymon's claws get torn off by Diaboromon and he just punches him in the face with his bare fists, I remember that I'm gay

Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply: If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

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Genuine question for anyone who wants to reply: If I were to start an OF/JFF, what kinds of things would folks want from me there?

The Rapala ClapTail 110.

🫠🤤 You promise?

A little known fact about me is that if you're masc presenting and use he/they pronouns, I'll be using the "they" option every time unless you tell me not to. I know for a fact you're probably getting he/him'ed left, right, and center. You put that option there for a reason. I see you. Love, Alex 😘

Well thank you! I'm very flattered. 🥰 You should DM me, maybe we can make it happen!

I should really start posting my NGL questions as new threads.

If you see this post, do it 🫡 Pronouns: they/them Height: 5'10" Shoe: 11.5 Zodiac: Sagittarius ♐️ Smoke: nope! Tattoos: just a half sleeve for now! Piercings: 8! 2x double earlobes, 2x nipples, 1x helix, 1x nose. Fav drink: lemonade

You know what turns me on more than anything else? Not using AI. 🥵🥵🥵

Okay so I just beat Final Fantasy X-2 for the first time... kinda. We've gotta talk about it. The first 95% of the game, I was like, "This story is trash. The gameplay itself is fun and the opening scene is iconic, but I feel like I'm dragging myself through to say I've done it more than anything."

Loot that drops after defeating me: 1.) 10-15 nail polish bottles 2.) that knitting project from November I never finished 3.) any given pop psych book about trauma and recovery 4.) a bottle of kombucha that I told myself would be the one to make me like kombucha (it didn't) 5.) the Ultima Weapon

Tag yourself

I "may" have technically "forgotten" to "put on deodorant" "today"

I'm done with the business world. I'm tired of having to think every day. I'm starting a new life as a Pool Thembo for hire. My qualifications:

Can't begin to describe how badly I needed my arms pinned above my head and how badly I needed to be forced to beg for him to slide inside me. 🥴🥵

QTP with the game you're currently playing

Fuck ICE

Happy Friday! 😘

Happy Friday! 😘

Your dad and I aren't mad, we're just disappointed. And I disappointed, I mean happy and full of sushi. @thehornygaybear.bsky.social

Hey, can someone do me a favor and throat punch me the next time a cis man acknowledges that he keeps calling me dude/man/bro and I go, "Nahhhh!!!!!! It's fiiiiiiine!!!!!!!! I know you mean well!!!!!!!! I'm not bothered by that!!!!!!!!!" Because I am LYING

Desperately need made out with and then cuddled till we fall asleep.

2016 vs. 2026