Misbehaving.

[bad porno voice] Oh! I didn't hear you come in! I'm running behind getting ready for Thanksgiving and I only had time to douche, for some reason! 😏

Oh hey! I turned 34 today.

We've really gotta talk about how I've been getting hate comments on TikTok lately from men calling me a beta. That is the funniest shit if you think about it for a minute. For one, I'm nonbinary. I have zero interest in the bizarre ranking system of toxic masculinity.

I don't wanna be at work, I just wanna be at home with a magically infinite supply of every crafting material I could ever need and making cosplay looks while singing along to the Wicked soundtrack while homemade apple cider simmers on the stove and bread is in the oven. Is that so much to ask for?!

Kinda feel like the selfie gods have been smiling down on me lately. I'm making that your problem, I guess, lol.

C'mere and cuddle.

Had someone stop me yesterday to tell me I look like Teddy Swims. I absolutely don't, but I'll go ahead and let that feed my ego anyway.

Another day, another self-directed question of "am I maybe interested in exploring being a pup or do I just like the idea of being collared because of the idea of having physical evidence that I belong to someone and someone wants me to belong with them"

Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account

Throwback to earlier this summer on the Rim Trail Where, tragically, I did not in fact throw it back OR get rimmed 😔

Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just a moderately friendly queer person with a masculine aesthetic who has been to therapy and you decided I was your Manic Pixie Dream Man who would erase all your insecurities and you got disillusioned with me when I decided to wear a skirt and talk about btm surgery

You've no idea the terror that ran through me when I saw this last night on Bateworld It actually started at 219, but I didn't think to take a picture until after clicking the first notification

No YOU'RE posting hole on main

Got a case of The Sad™️ this evening. Come over and nuzzle into my chest and neck?

Golden hour lighting shenanigans.

While y'all are wearing jockstraps, I'm learning French. Call that Jacquestober

Also, I feel pretty today. 😌

Bit o' tits 'n belly, innit

Also! If your response to JKR's transphobia is "if she'd just kept her mouth shut, everything would be fine," I encourage you to inspect that thought. JKR doesn't just talk about transphobia, she funds it and steers public policy. If she'd "shut her mouth," that wouldn't stop things.

After the interactions I have had with cis queer men over the last two years, I want to make something abundantly clear: If you are sexually or romantically attracted to a nonbinary person, especially someone who came out within the last few years, you owe them room to figure out who they are.

You ever just get closure on the thing that's been devastating your self-esteem most of the summer and realize it had nothing to do with you, get the best night of sleep of the year, and then jerk off and cum so hard you can even feel it in your hands and feet? Happy Sunday!

Having a time upstairs with (not) wanting to make spicy content. Have a picture where I felt real cute.

Forever thinking about that guy I talked to on the apps who, when we started talking about fetishes and kinks, led with saying he "wasn't into anything with animals." To which I was like, UH YEAH AGREED, also why did you lead with that?????????? Reader, he meant pup play.

I love my bears, but I'm gonna need you guys to do a better job with pronouns. It literally takes 10 seconds to check someone's pronouns in their bio before messaging them. Validating a non-binary person's existence is hot and sexy! Here's a list of non-gendered terms that @pizzahog made:

Deciding to bring back the NGL! ngl.link/holisticcub9... Ask away! 😘

New level of panic unlocked: Hit myself in the nipple with my car door accidentally and thought I'd ripped out one of my bars. 🙃

Awww, I hope he's looking painfully up at us. I'll have some extra gay sex tonight in his memory.

🐾😘 Who wants a treat?

Not nakey, just was feeling my oats, lol.

Hey so I think I'm just gonna label every single picture I upload here at at least the lowest level (Suggestive.) Too many Bluesky randos took my last post as being about m*ntal h*alth instead of being about an armpit fetish 💀

I have good news and bad news. The good news: I went on a walk tonight for my mental health and it helped. The bad news: my deodorant has fully given up on me. (That's bad, right? 👀)

Deciding to bring back the NGL! ngl.link/holisticcub9... Ask away! 😘

Come hop in the shower with me.

Is Titty Thursday a thing? Whatever, it is now.

Ok Bluesky, let’s see those face cards ⬇️

it’s nonbinary bear summer !!!

It’s Pride Month, we don’t have time for transphobia…

Meant to take the second picture and took the first by accident. I ain't mad at it.

Did I buy this shirt with the intent of turning it into a cutoff? Yep.

Took this selfie the other day for a friend. Felt beefy.

Hi hole, I'm dad (feat. work bathroom)

Also, a recent impulse purchase came in today… 👀

The WFH look for today, because I can.

My beard needs a trim.

Anyone have any links to artists who sell merch about valuing trans people over H*rry P*tter? This past week has fucking broken me and I’m about to become a lot less palatable of a nonbinary person.

Byeeeeeeeeee

Happy Good Boy Friday! Good boys should probably drop nudes, selfies, whatever makes you feel hot in the replies. 😘 Lemme appreciate some good boys today!

Also, throwing this out there because I haven’t really seen it discussed: Asexuality is valid, beautiful, and worthy of pride and discussion. The author of those wizard school books wouldn’t know sense if an owl dropped it through her chimney.