So hot you'll melt your Popsicle

Avalanche!

Casually being the fattest, beefiest, sweatiest boys at the gym with @saltybeef.bsky.social 💪🐮👹

Gym date with the husband was a huge success. 🔥🔥💖 @gorillaxnerd.bsky.social

Late night tummy Tuesday

This fucking nullo cutie ❤️ @i-nullo.bsky.social

I'm pretty sure all my chronic body troubles at this point are some form of neurological disorder. Kind of questioning POTS honestly. I didn't think so at first. Wish my doctors were more help. At least Radical Acceptance Therapy is starting to finally put me at peace more with it.

It wasn’t even that sunny❤️‍🩹

Dublin Pride outfit was kinda cute 🇮🇪🔒

Extreme Obesity is the hottest form of bondage. Who needs a chastity cage when you can just bury your pigs cock in thick heavy sloshing FAT and watch him struggle 😈 🥵 🐷

Bear in a chair

The fupa needed some air

#TummyTuesday, the best day of the week.

There's a game coming out called Carnival Hunt and it looks really fun but I'm trying to keep my expectations low because I have a hard time sticking with pvp games lately. It looks similar to DBD but without some of the annoying parts of DBD.

what are you looking at? 😈

Americas starter Pokémon

People who prefer square cut pizza are not to be trusted. You don't have to live life like this, there is hope.

Fuckin huuuuuge

Good morning. The air quality is still stinky, we should stay safe in bed and get smelly together instead.

Obviously a warning from God about the dangers of communism. This is the future socialist libruls want for our great cities. I think we can come together to blame Obama for this somehow. Tariff Canada now and 1 bill in aid for Israel just because. Am I doing this right? Did I use enough buzzwords.

My phone when no one asked: Here's why too much protein is harming you. Here's why too much fat is causing cancer. Here's why too much carbs is killing you. Don't eat meat, bad. The veggies are making everyone shit themselves. Here's why having hot chip and lie is ruining your relationships.

Haven't played Palworld since beta. They really didn't change a single thing about character creation for release huh. Want a beard? Sorry you have to look pissed. Want to be thick? Best I can do is a weird ass slider.

Come hop on pop

Wyd if you find me like this in the posing room?

Is it a vacation without a hotel bathroom photo?

I've cried a couple times to Madonna's L.E.S. Girl when it comes on at the end of her new album. Such a mood shift, why is it so emotional.

I'm in mood today. Need someone to eat it like it's their last meal. 😤

OnlyBears 😈🐻.

Pythia back on my screen, thank you Canada.

Cyclosporiasis maxxing by enjoying a berry salad. I literally just changed my diet to have more fruits and veggies and now this happens. 🫪 I've also been sick with upset tummy from last few salads. 🫪 Just know I died bravely with a good vinaigrette in hand.

Having fun getting drunk and playing games with friends! Unrelated, here’s my dick:

Another sick boi self shot brought to you by Vicks and Flonase.

Beauty stores are so intimidating to me, how does anyone decide on anything. Find me lost in Ulta just to walk out with 1 Korean facemask as usual.

I have been influenced to start reading Dungeon Crawler Carl. 🫪 Also got kindle for 2 months so lemme know if anything else good to read.

Tummy Tuesday with a few extra bits cuz who cares 🧸🌙✨

I am once again hate watching my favorite show RPDR. How did this week get even worse. "Your use of misery for Missouri, so clever." Midwest humor is now the pinnacle of comedy.

Going to be dancing all night to new Madonna. It's even better than I expected.

Love love the new Muse album. Whew, that last song sad tho.

Christianity is really making me unhinged this pride month. It's hitting extra hard for some reason. I'm so tired seeing the same exhausting hate comments on anything LGBT related. I know I should ignore it or touch grass and that I can't change people but I'm still bothered.

You never take me to Bangladesh. You never craft me fire resist for Molten Core. Never surf-skate off my sparrow. Never fletch me some arrows. Never let me CS when you play Seraphine.

Maybe I have Drag Race fatigue but some of these challenges are so boring to me. I could barely pay attention to all stars last night until it was runway time. Just random soundbytes that probably mean more to Ru than anyone else but I've never seen her talkshow so idk.

Wtf is my rng today. Almost back to back drops to green log Moons at 157 kc Then I get Brutus pet at 128 kc. Well there goes my chill grinds.

My body is a temple, except that temple is a nightclub and the bouncers are white blood cells with signs that say everyone is welcome. Over capacity. Too hot. Too expensive to maintain the building. Health inspector found dead in the back alley. Why am I sick in the summertime. 🤧

Holy nostalgia. They're making a movie for 20th anniversary.