Yourself but as a cartoon

This is in my dad’s guest room when I pulled up for his wedding. I’m gonna fucking crash out and I’m only here for 36 hours

“queers”, a “cheers” themed gay porn parody:

Twink Desolation

Loretta Lynn was a family friend. We have pictures with her where my aunt made her a quilt for the release of Coal Miner’s Daughter.

This week has taken it out of me boys. Being in corporate America and dealing with political/bureaucratic horse shit is already difficult before layering autism on top of it. I’m spiritually exhausted.

15 best movies; don’t think about it too hard! (Not in order) Hello, Dolly! Interstellar The Family Stone Pleasantville Steel Magnolias To Wong Foo The Birdcage Ever After Romeo + Juliet Clue Death Becomes Her Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead Saved When Harry Met Sally First Wives Club

I’ve been doing nothing but deep cleaning my house basically all weekend. Everybody clap and let me clap them cheeks

Ready for a mouth

Say what you want about the Hotel but the lighting was goodt

Here me out- everything bagel seasoned jalapeño poppers filled with pimento cheese and served with a black peppercorn ranch dressing. And yes, I *am* very high.

Need wiener. Need belly. Need sweaty sesh. ASAP

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, MARVEL, Disney, or Ghibli. Extra hard mode: no Spielberg, Hitchcock, Scorsese or Kubrick

Gonna need a clean up on aisle belly.

Would love if someone bounced on it lovingly to help me sleep tonight 😌

Quote with one of your best ass shots 🍑🍑

Booop

Hi from the studio

Crashing out arguing about chemical durability within one of my glazes and I could literally jump through my computer screen because this person has no idea the underlying mechanisms.

Tummy

I really need to bust in a mouth or butt

Standard Christian to gay pipeline

How’s Fat Fuck Friday going, yall?

Come get yall’s juice

My favorite current flirt to send cute boys is “Slap it on my tongue” and I mean it with my whole heart.

Tummy Tuesday but it’s Wednesday. 😌

Just a silly guy in a silly bed

From Business Bear to Bare Business

Goodnight to all the cute penises on here. Give the all kisses goodnight for me.

Let’s get this pan dulce I guess

I need to reign in my eating a bit but I look hot here

Yeahhhh I don’t know about this one lol www.idrlabs.com/dungeons-dra...

Favorite pics with @r3hd3r.bsky.social . We’re both utterly exhausted but boy was it worth it. ❤️👬❤️

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

If you see this, share your smash bros mains

Gay men after the 27th problematic bodybuilder/powerlifter come out as supportive of Republicans

A clothed picture after doing manual labor!

My hot ass boyfriend’s birthday is today so you BETTER pay attention and you BETTER say something nice 👊😠

Wet

Yall using AI to make yourselves beefier/fatter/skinnier??? Babe that’s going to make your issues worse. Call that AI induced psychosis, cause that’s crazy.

Santa through the years

A tale of two Tummies

😴😴😴😴

Seeing snow last today was vile.

Considering starting to go back to the gym to have zero thoughts and become a fat muscle thot instead. Lord help me.

Studio belly

Y’all liked this one on IG