i’ve got the flu, but for thick thursday i thought i’d share this good photo of my buns i took a bit ago

guess who's back over 250lbs 😤

bane is the scariest guy i've ever seen in my life

friends the robyn tickets have been secured

excuse the slightly bizarre angles i’ve got tiny lil arms and awful spatial awareness 👄

hate to be accused of missing a meeting - i didn't miss the meeting, i chose not to attend

you WILL get fatter 🫵🏻

and i’ll do it again just you watch

dragons i’m looking for £490,000 plus expenses in exchange for a 4% stake in my wellness brand targeted exclusively at gainer, gloop

my january albums of the day

fat young professionals in YOUR area!

bopping around, eating my lil snacks, doing my little side quests

working from home gets a lot of shit, but my most productive days are always the ones where i can just get in the zone at my desk and bounce between my work and non-work laptop

made myself a nice lil coffee then left it in the garden when i was letting the dog out 😠

the wobble is making me feel feral i won’t lie

quote a gif with a hint of where you’re from

strange... just got the strongest craving for two mcdonald's double cheeseburgers. what could it mean

very much a tummy tuesday of two halves, work was the full pits, but then i wandered down to the cinema to see rental family with the besties. and i got to enjoy the blue nile’s ‘hats’ under ideal conditions (wandering around glasgow in the early evening in the middle of winter)

i’ve been snacking like crazy, hoping the winter weight is starting to accumulate

tummy… wednesday ig, sorry i’m late

had to take one of those "for official purposes" selfies where you're not allowed to slay , so that's my day RUINED, who is that beast?!

i fucking love when gainers break out their iconic comparison outfits, damn right you outgrew that, fatty 🫦

happy new year to all of my internet boyfriends 💕

my mum’s just taken a big cut of silverside beef out of the pressure cooker and i’m sitting here sniffing the air, mouth watering like a cartoon dog 😵‍💫

it’s turkey lurkey time

nooo don't delete your account then come back and act like we've never spoken your so sexy aha

Okay but instead of the counter, it's your face.

gonna have to order from the chippy, because they deliver in thee sturdiest brown paper bags and i need one to put my recycling in 🤷🏼‍♂️

be honest do you think i look bigger?

had some really bad pizza and saw pillion, got home and watched fleetwood mac’s the dance with my big headphones on, what a day

shout out to the hot guy who just delivered my groceries and did an age check despite the fact i’m nearly twice the legal age and didn’t order anything restricted, have a good night king

enjoying the forty seconds of sunlight afforded to me before darkness returns 🙏🏻

Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?

i have been absent, but i am still fat!!!

meant to post these yesterday for tummy tuesday but i got sidetracked by food, soz

the clocks changing always puts me in the kind of deep-seated bad mood usually only reserved for when i forget to take my meds, i keep telling inanimate objects to fuck off and growling at the slightest inconvenience

Can anyone tell me what day it is???

one of the many things i love about my dog is that if i go to sleep at literally any time of day she will join me no questions asked

happy new tame impala day to all who celebrate

my shadow relays a vision of the future 🔮

Oh wow

hellur

corpulence! you. ate. everything!

they grow up (and meld dna with their friends) so fast

my most powerful season, the sweaters are OUT 🍂

fun gainer tip - have bread with it! 🍞

Draughty.

one of the cool things about being fat is you can play with a belly literally whenever you like

coming to you live from the streets of glasgow with a late night tummy tuesday

☁️