had to take one of those "for official purposes" selfies where you're not allowed to slay , so that's my day RUINED, who is that beast?!

i fucking love when gainers break out their iconic comparison outfits, damn right you outgrew that, fatty 🫦

happy new year to all of my internet boyfriends 💕

my mum’s just taken a big cut of silverside beef out of the pressure cooker and i’m sitting here sniffing the air, mouth watering like a cartoon dog 😵‍💫

it’s turkey lurkey time

the heartbreak when your bestie has an awful signature photo angle

one thing about me is that i looove to chug

nooo don't delete your account then come back and act like we've never spoken your so sexy aha

lend a hand? it’s starting to get hard to reach around this thing

Okay but instead of the counter, it's your face.

gonna have to order from the chippy, because they deliver in thee sturdiest brown paper bags and i need one to put my recycling in 🤷🏼‍♂️

be honest do you think i look bigger?

had some really bad pizza and saw pillion, got home and watched fleetwood mac’s the dance with my big headphones on, what a day

recounting a tale of my fatness;

shout out to the hot guy who just delivered my groceries and did an age check despite the fact i’m nearly twice the legal age and didn’t order anything restricted, have a good night king

a pizza and a really hot shower can be so healing!!

📸

it’s giving oink

enjoying the forty seconds of sunlight afforded to me before darkness returns 🙏🏻

Why yes it is laundry day, what gave it away?

i have been absent, but i am still fat!!!

meant to post these yesterday for tummy tuesday but i got sidetracked by food, soz

the clocks changing always puts me in the kind of deep-seated bad mood usually only reserved for when i forget to take my meds, i keep telling inanimate objects to fuck off and growling at the slightest inconvenience

Can anyone tell me what day it is???

one of the many things i love about my dog is that if i go to sleep at literally any time of day she will join me no questions asked

surrender your mind to the jiggle 🌀 send me fifty gbp via paypal 🌀 for legal reasons that was a joke 🌀 unless…

thought you might like to see;

happy new tame impala day to all who celebrate

my shadow relays a vision of the future 🔮

Oh wow

this jumper was too warm for too warm for the cinema!!!

hellur

corpulence! you. ate. everything!

they grow up (and meld dna with their friends) so fast

my most powerful season, the sweaters are OUT 🍂

one of the cool things about being fat is you can play with a belly literally whenever you like

fun gainer tip - have bread with it! 🍞

Draughty.

one of the cool things about being fat is you can play with a belly literally whenever you like

coming to you live from the streets of glasgow with a late night tummy tuesday

just doing my stretches, while you’re here let me remind you to take your meds!!!

☁️

finishing my data job (science stuff dwai) and rotating 30 degrees to do my data hobby (mining apple music replay's new depths for even greater insight into my own tastes)

another comparison bc i got fat and i like it and i want more 🙂‍↕️

forgot the timer ⏲️

i’ve went out to contemplate the majesty of the sea (and to get a five guys, in that order)

i love being places but holy fuck i hate travelling to them

Some muscle and some fat

allowing myself a rare 4 photo post to show off how big i’m lookin, as a birthday treat

and i still don’t look a day over 34