apologies for the vacant facial expression, i was really full from dinner

i’ve been complaining that i don’t really feel like i’ve grown much over the past year, but on further review of the evidence i have changed my mind

this is how your e-mail finds me

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

soft. pillowy. doughy. plump. bulging even

i’ve been complaining that i don’t really feel like i’ve grown much over the past year, but on further review of the evidence i have changed my mind

microdosing being a finsub by looking at my annual mortgage statement, not a fan

please feel free to rub for good luck as we enter the weekend ✨

as much as i don’t think video is my medium, i do feel like i look bigger in motion

110% fully obsessed

still riding this high, ngl

gender euphoria for me, personally, is feeling like i could be the hot fat guy on a sitcom

bright sky orb spotted over glasgow

rip to a classic www.patreon.com/posts/rip-li...

got my laptop back from the apple store and got a big ol' cold brew on the way home, internet boyfriends i'm brimming with millennial power

permission to bulge?

people will complain michelle doesn't see family resemblance in girls who introduce their runway as "we're two sisters who PURPOSEFULLY dress COMPLETELY differently"

nothing like seeing what 100lbs did to your body to make you want 100 more huh 😵‍💫

incapable of listening to adele's 'water under the bridge' without following it up with 'body' by megan thee stallion, no you're too online

truly can’t stop playing with my belly today, in a very fattenable mood 😵‍💫

this but with more pizza and belly rubs and making out if you’re lucky 😤

had a haircut, got my 5th great rune, things are lookin up

i’ve been feeling very wide, what do you reckon?

sorry, i spilled a little

i love video games, as you can see

bananas as a delicious and nutritious snack!!

quick temp check 🛁

as was foretold; la chípiti

catching up with drag race uk vs the world has really made me want an extra special chípiti for dinner

i’ve got the flu, but for thick thursday i thought i’d share this good photo of my buns i took a bit ago

guess who's back over 250lbs 😤

bane is the scariest guy i've ever seen in my life

friends the robyn tickets have been secured

excuse the slightly bizarre angles i’ve got tiny lil arms and awful spatial awareness 👄

hate to be accused of missing a meeting - i didn't miss the meeting, i chose not to attend

you WILL get fatter 🫵🏻

and i’ll do it again just you watch

dragons i’m looking for £490,000 plus expenses in exchange for a 4% stake in my wellness brand targeted exclusively at gainer, gloop

my january albums of the day

fat young professionals in YOUR area!

bopping around, eating my lil snacks, doing my little side quests

working from home gets a lot of shit, but my most productive days are always the ones where i can just get in the zone at my desk and bounce between my work and non-work laptop

made myself a nice lil coffee then left it in the garden when i was letting the dog out 😠

the wobble is making me feel feral i won’t lie

quote a gif with a hint of where you’re from

strange... just got the strongest craving for two mcdonald's double cheeseburgers. what could it mean

very much a tummy tuesday of two halves, work was the full pits, but then i wandered down to the cinema to see rental family with the besties. and i got to enjoy the blue nile’s ‘hats’ under ideal conditions (wandering around glasgow in the early evening in the middle of winter)

i’ve been snacking like crazy, hoping the winter weight is starting to accumulate

tummy… wednesday ig, sorry i’m late