coming to you live from the streets of glasgow with a late night tummy tuesday

just doing my stretches, while you’re here let me remind you to take your meds!!!

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finishing my data job (science stuff dwai) and rotating 30 degrees to do my data hobby (mining apple music replay's new depths for even greater insight into my own tastes)

another comparison bc i got fat and i like it and i want more 🙂‍↕️

forgot the timer ⏲️

i’ve went out to contemplate the majesty of the sea (and to get a five guys, in that order)

i love being places but holy fuck i hate travelling to them

Some muscle and some fat

allowing myself a rare 4 photo post to show off how big i’m lookin, as a birthday treat

and i still don’t look a day over 34

big boy caught flexing again 😮‍💨

you guys gotta get your ears on the new cmat album youtu.be/ADfHrteW-QE

not! fat! enough!!

and the thing is, these quizzes are always right

new productivity and gaining hack - promise yourself a takeaway if you finish everything on your to do list 📋✅

an extra special tummy tuesday presentation

where are all of my gamer girlies, add me on psn @ theuncannyalex 🎮

been in for a trim

happy to declare operation fat boy summer a success

fwoomp, there it is

training for the big leagues

it’s me, the midnight snack patreon.com/bigheartthrob

oh wow!

had to stop myself from enjoying a "damn maybe i am actually good at my job" moment for too long because of how much more i still have to do

shout out to my wee garden, great place to microdose disassociation

made a bad sauce ☹️

we come to this place for tummy

another full day of formatting output data for work;

yes, the rumours are true, i am a gamer

hello cute gay people of the internet 👋🏻👋🏻

spotted; large gay cryptid

aiming for a sort of “lunatic homo” vibe with my cyberpunk character

you should be feeding me, i want to be fatter patreon.com/biggeartthrob

low effort belly photo, taken on company time;

say happy birthday to my dog

i've just realised tomorrow is a public holiday and i don't have to work, i've never felt more powerful

it's performance review time at work and once again i find myself weighing up "commenting on how i display the university values in line with the behaviour framework" against "throwing myself into the ocean in a desperate bid for oblivion" ⚖️

back at you for a midweek trip to the chill zone 🐸

after an absolutely abominable start i think i’m finally clawing this week back to not being a complete fucking disaster, please clap

accidentally knocked my cafetiere off of the counter, immediately depleted all of my mental bandwidth for the day rip me

what’s your favourite final fantasy? (pic unrelated)

i had to run an errand, and yes, i will take an iced americano when there’s no cold brew but no i do not consider that an equivalent exchange!!

pork gently cooking in its own juices, a duology

*mic tap* "cut my cake into pieces, this is my last dessert"

do you like my new underwear? it’s important!!

i just love seeing big bellies, y’know?

"apologies for the delay in responding to your e-mail, i got distracted by thoughts of getting really fat (again)"