i'm so glad billionaires and corrupt politicians are trying to force me to pay for this! 🥹

I hope they implode that shit on day one and pop champagne

Every third post on my feed for an hour is the same video of JD Vance. I think we should just call it.

Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/

whatever stance you have in this, this is a bog standard question at a university, which is where this event was. if you can't define your key terms, you can't make a decent argument

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

So to sum up, not only did they get everything they asked for, they drew a dick on his face while they did it.

fish that definitely won't bite your balls off. except that it actually might

We have a rapidly declining, bloodthirsty, pedophile president but the reflex of most of the internet is "time for a spirited take." How pathetic we are.

This should be the standard everywhere and I'm glad we're seeing real moves to make it a reality. Universities have to be democratic to have a sustainable future.

Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

there are many horrors contained in the Trump admin's war in Iran. but one of the lesser ones is the way he has turned us into the audience for his reality TV show. will he or won't he? tune in at 7! grotesque voyeurism that implicates us all.

A thing I wish we did a better job of educating on is how most workplaces are undemocratic and how we've known for centuries that this style of governance is trash. Like we want to be able to kick out our bad reps or vote in people who will fight for us. Why shouldn't we have the same at work?

All the people talking about yearning are fake unless they're quoting poetry like this

I can get frustrated with Germans, then they drop an absolute charming banger like this

The outrage cycle feels so tired and fatigued. There's endless outrage at being human, look at the millenia of literature we have. But I think there's a spiritual death in spending your days deciding which wound to lick.

so much of our failing education is people seeing a new tech gadget and pretending it'll fix everything

Let your ankles breathe!

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

hi i wrote about Hasan Derangement Syndrome & the centrists who think being rude is worse than genocide. By comparing Hasan to Nick Fuentes, they want you to believe being mean to them or to Israel is the same thing as being a Nazi. They're normalizing actual bigots as a result:

I do suspect this trash To be a party in this injury.⁠

It's so frustrating how the importance of universalism isn't grasped by so many, especially among political elites. It's like asking if school should be free for rich kids or if those paying the most in taxes should be excluded from the schools they are paying for. Same with why UBI must go to ALL.

They pay $34 for a burger, should they be able to use the roads? Should they be able to read library books? Should they be able to visit a PUBLIC park? No, I've never heard of taxes or how they work.

This MFer just needs maximum phallic symbol at all times. Cocks on every corner or somehow he thinks we've gone soft as a nation. Because it's NOT a safety concern, there's armed guards on bases. He's been on a base and his eyes work.

The Gaza playbook via Hegseth

hmm

Universal Basic Income — like Social Security — isn't about creating dependency; it's about ending it. It gives people the leverage to negotiate better wages and better conditions. It turns the labor market from a coercive "choice" into an actual choice. That's the freedom we should be fighting for.

Of course this is a dishonest argument. They don't give a fuck about Hasan, they give a fuck about Zohran discrediting decades of centrist lies. You can actually fix things in America, you just can't do it while keeping the corporate dickheads in power. Centrists can't admit that out loud.

I'm not gonna feel like I have a hammer and sicker tattooed on my forehead when I say you can't have healthcare cause Lockhead execs want a 12th yacht. The fucking republican president said it out loud.

All the war rhetoric is so gaaaay. We will slam them, pound them, beat it up hard, see them as a true lover for a moment, remember childhood abandonment and feel like pulling away.

It's so lol even to me that the west expects any country it attacks to roll over and die. blocking the strait or Hormuz is "terrorism"? no, blocking Cuba and killing people in hospitals with no electric is terror

Idk if it’s the funniest but it always makes me giggle out loud so

Speaking of death-related tweets

This is in my top 3

Geese really do move like they're a protected species

If you have federal student debt, you may have recently received an email from the Department of Education telling student debtors who are in the SAVE forbearance to switch plans. We want to encourage you to not rush this next step. Take a deep breath. You have until September.

a constant state for immigrants in this fucking country

Kids being shitheads on e-dirt bikes is turning me into a suburban centrist mom

Trans people are an absolute blessing and a miracle. I hope soon they can have a world where being themselves is as beautiful and expected as a cool day in Spring.

My dreams dying by staying in America

I gotta start looking at how to leave the US. What prize do I get for allowing myself to be disrespected by every tentacle of government?

Lmao even

a reality of living through a shooting in America is that most people truly do not care or even remember it happened.

Maybe we should tax these billionaires and redistribute that money to fund research? And maybe have things like healthcare and UBI so people don't go hungry? Despite what people say about government, the inefficiencies of philanthropy cannot beat a coordinated government effort of distribution.

Absolutely horrendous shit “If the global media is talking about Israel killing innocent journalists, then immediately there’s a push to find one journalist who might not be so innocent — as if that somehow makes killing the other 20 acceptable,” the intelligence source said.

Per YouGov Rahm Emanuel is the 78th most popular Democrat, behind everyone from Michael Dukakis to Barney Frank. He is 12 places behind Harry Reid, who died five years ago. To the extent anything's happening here it's *entirely* media-driven. yougov.com/en-us/rating...

TIRED of y'all crying over outlets that are wastelands. Theres nothing to go back to, move on.

How does a person become this alienated from what being a human is like? When an IRL human is uninterested in my inner world, I notice and change the conversation. A robot? Well, that's the baseline. How do you forget that it simply does not care?

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)